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February 01, 2008
Democrat Debate Reaction
I caught a bit of the Democrat debate last night. It was scary. They kept arguing who could spend my money the fastest. Obama was like, "I'm going to spend all of Frank's money on crap he hates." And Hillary was like, "You won't spend his money fast enough and wastefully enough! And you won't take the extra effort to knock Frank down and check to see if he has any bills hidden in his socks we can also spend." And I shouted at the screen, "Stay away from my money! You're just going to spend it on poor people, and I hate poor people!" They then turned to face me through my TV screen and then started clawing at it screaming, "Give us your money! Give it to us!" And then the channel changed because the DVR was recording both Lost and Smallville. Rescued by Superman once again. 23 Responses To "Democrat Debate Reaction"
LMAO. Just think how quickly they can burn our money if they run together! Ahhhh! #1 - Posted by: MJ on February 1, 2008 10:40 AMBush spent trillions on shit we didn't want so consider the Democrats spending your money on stuff you don't like as blowback from Bush's unwanted and useless Iraq War. #2 - Posted by: Wallace on February 1, 2008 10:42 AMBush spent trillions on shit we didn't want so consider the Democrats spending your money on stuff you don't like as blowback from Bush's unwanted and useless Iraq War. #2 - Posted by: Wallace on February 1, 2008 10:42 AM The American people didn't want the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq? Then why did Congress vote for them? Albiet, Bush did spend a lot of money on other crap we don't want, however; the democrats are fighting to see who can spend more. #3 - Posted by: Pantera on February 1, 2008 11:03 AMFrank doesn't need to worry about kryptonite, he needs to worry about Clintonite. #4 - Posted by: NeoconNews.com on February 1, 2008 11:04 AMDemocrats are in control of a Chinese-made mind control ray that causes victims to recoil in horror at the thought of voting for any Republican presidential candidate. #5 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on February 1, 2008 11:18 AMFirst of all, yes last night was a great t.v. night. Second; Frank are you telling me that you are spending less money than you're making? That you have unspent money in your socks That you might even be saving money? Possibly paying for your own healthcare, through work or otherwise. You sir, are a capitalist pig son of a $#@^*. #6 - Posted by: juggernaut on February 1, 2008 11:27 AMThe first thing I notice about Hillary and Obama is their tone of voice. Their "bearing." If I'm able to get past that, I'll listen to their responses. If I get that far, my BP is usually 190/120 and I wish I were dead. But, I hardly ever get that far before I throw a chair at my TV. #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 1, 2008 11:31 AMHA! How dare you complain Frank J. I live in Pennsylvania where the governor taxes and taxes us and then claims that building casinos will help. #8 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 12:19 PMMarko, I love how Rendell can't figure out why job creation in Pennsylvania is like 47th. Well, that's not true...like most liberals, he thinks it's because the minimum wage isn't high enough. #9 - Posted by: KendellJ on February 1, 2008 12:33 PMIt really is awful. He's destroying the state. My thanks goes out to all these people from NJ, NY and MD who come here (Where I live it's mostly MD) to escape taxes... and THEN VOTE IN TAX AND SPENDERS! AAAGH! #10 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 12:40 PMre: #10 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso Mr. Mancuso: I think you actually eo owe me thanks for the $1,400 I pay for tolls each time I drive through PA. Tolls for those roads that only seem to get @#$%ier #11 - Posted by: juggernaut on February 1, 2008 12:50 PM#11 - Posted by: juggernaut on February 1, 2008 12:50 PM (To the tune of Country roads) "Bumpy roads, take me home, to the land of taxes! Pennsylvania! Land of pot holes, take me home, bumpy roads." #12 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 01:17 PMI don't know about any of you, but I think Frank has been in the Koolaid already; clearly they were talking to me through the TV screen... Suckers! Little do they know I don't have any money to take! They'll have to settle for selling my cats- a sacrifice I'm willing to endure. Friggin' cats. #13 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 1, 2008 01:45 PMDamn. And here I thought I was the only one simultaneously tivoing Lost and Smallville. #14 - Posted by: Rick on February 1, 2008 01:58 PMOMG! You have enough extra money for TiVO??? #15 - Posted by: Apple P on February 1, 2008 02:25 PMMarko, I think I win (/lose): I live in Maryland. The idiots who live here voted the asshole mayor of Balitmore in as Governor, because he promised to tax them more. I think he said this was so they could avoid having slot machines. Then, he taxed them, *and* introduced slots. Then the voters complained, apparently forgetting that he's a lying douchebag. Oh, and they're "deregulating" the electric industry while doing nothing to encourage the construction of new plants, with the net effect of doubling our monthly power bills. Excellent work, Democrat government. Thanks for that. #16 - Posted by: James on February 1, 2008 03:01 PMMarko, I, too, live in the (formerly) great state of PA, and you cannot imagine how furious I was when I realized that the fools that be had voted Rendell in again. I swear, if they get federal approval to toll I-80 I'm giving up on my state and moving somewhere less insane. It will be the capstone on a long, sad list of stupid !@%& Rendell has done to my state. #17 - Posted by: Abigail on February 1, 2008 04:25 PM#17 - Posted by: Abigail on February 1, 2008 04:25 PM I still live here for two reasons: (1) Job. (Which sucks) I'm thinking about Montana or Wyoming. I'm looking at jobs out there. If this state (and this county) keeps going down the drain... #18 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 04:59 PMI live in PA, as well. Can we give Philly to New Jersey? Lease the city to New Jersey for ten years. PA gets a share of the tax revenue and after ten years, NJ owns that mess. #19 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on February 1, 2008 07:07 PM#19 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on February 1, 2008 07:07 PM Dad? Is that you? Heh, just kidding. You're right on though. I've thought the same for years now. #20 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 1, 2008 07:38 PMYou guys must be taking lessons from Illinois (or vice versus), but at least you get to keep your guns (for now). #21 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 1, 2008 09:17 PMThe best thing you can do for poor people is not to join them. #23 - Posted by: compugor on February 3, 2008 05:21 AMPost a comment
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