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February 04, 2008
One For the Road
Posted by Harvey at 03:00 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

edwards on chair.jpg

"All right, which one of you jokers said 'MOUSE!'?"

24 Responses To "One For the Road"

Hahahahaha!!! I would say that I was going to miss him, but I won't.

(Love the post title, btw.)

#1 - Posted by: Richmond on February 4, 2008 03:20 PM

C'mon, Harvey: Keep this one up for a little while. We could do something like lolterizts! for a while where we all find various images of post pull-out Edwards (concerning his candidacy, not his... preferences) that we get to caption.

Even if we only do it a few times, that might fill the void in our lives left by the absence of the daily fabulous facts.

#2 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 4, 2008 03:52 PM

Seriously people, do these jeans make me look fat?

#3 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 4, 2008 04:20 PM

Thank You , Thank You ladies and gentlemen.

For my next trick I will attempt to actually step down from this enormous height without breaking a heel.

#4 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 4, 2008 05:35 PM

....Is this how I'm supposed to do the "princess" wave?!"...

#5 - Posted by: UpNorthLurkin on February 4, 2008 05:48 PM

In his last stand to appear manly, John deliberately wore BROWN shoes that didn't match his black belt.

#6 - Posted by: lastconservativestanding on February 4, 2008 06:13 PM

C'mon Harvey, why didn't you post any of the photos of that lady in the pink slacks helping John up onto that chair or down after he was done?

#7 - Posted by: Son of Bob on February 4, 2008 06:58 PM

Do you suppose the microphone was having a good time, or was he just teasing it?

#8 - Posted by: George on February 4, 2008 07:29 PM

See that guy standing just behind John? What's he lookin' at? Everyone else is looking up along with Mr. Clean Jeans.

#9 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 4, 2008 07:43 PM

Wow - how badly do you want to kick that chair out from under him???

#10 - Posted by: Balt on February 4, 2008 08:06 PM

Heh. Perfect.

#11 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 4, 2008 08:10 PM

He looks like an auctioneer. Maybe he's selling off the office equipment from his campaign headquarters?

#12 - Posted by: windbag on February 4, 2008 09:03 PM

my lolterizts entry -

"now if I could find a place to tie a rope to..."

#13 - Posted by: none on February 4, 2008 09:34 PM

'And next on the runway, we have John looking oh-so sexy in a Armani blazer and crisp, Brooks Brothers button-down, casually offset by a pair of Gap tailor-fit boot cut jeans and stylishly faded Hush Puppies! This cultured yet casual ensemble just says, "I'm ready for my campaign trail, Mr. Anchor Man!"'

#14 - Posted by: Basilisk on February 4, 2008 09:48 PM

"Everyone stay calm! I'll swat this fly, then you call 911 and get me to the hospital to put a cast on my hand!"

#15 - Posted by: TaintMe on February 4, 2008 09:55 PM

TaintMe:
Yornk, yornk, yornk! Now that's funny!

#16 - Posted by: OhIBeOneToo on February 5, 2008 12:30 AM

There are men who are so weak they cry at night.
There are men who are so weak they do drugs.
There are men who are so weak they drink constantly.
There are men who are so weak they hide.

John McCain is not like these men. John McCain
is strong, mighty, fierce, brave and unimaginably smart.

You are one of the lucky ones.
You live in a country where you can
vote for a man like John McCain.

John McCain '08
The Right Man to Lead Us

http://www.johnmccain.com

#17 - Posted by: utrejch4 on February 5, 2008 12:30 AM

That should be, "The Left Man to Lead Us"

#18 - Posted by: OhIBeOneToo on February 5, 2008 01:08 AM

"unimaginably smart"

Yeah, I can't imagine it - and I certainly don't see it. Hehehehe.

#19 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 5, 2008 01:20 AM

#17-

#20 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 5, 2008 05:23 AM

I bet he's just straining to keep that microphone cord from yanking him to the ground.

#21 - Posted by: ChrisA on February 5, 2008 07:27 AM

Could we get a YouTube version of all the John Edward Fab Facts, presented to the tune of "I'm too sexy for my shirt.."

#22 - Posted by: Mike on February 5, 2008 11:36 AM

I guess I didn't realize that rats were afraid of mice. You learn something every day.

#23 - Posted by: ccso8462 on February 5, 2008 09:50 PM

Who will catch me if I fall, wait, I already fell.

#24 - Posted by: GregVolk on February 7, 2008 02:30 AM
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