Megaman 2008.

See? I told you he's a conservative. Liberals would only oppose a real conservative. Not like the R behind his name has anything to do with it or anything.

Hail the Heroes of the Revolution!

Comrade Marx!
Comrade Lenin!
Comrade Stalin!
Comrade Mao!
Comrade Castro!
Comrade Guevara!
Comrade Chavez!
And the new hero: COMRADE JUAN MCVAIN!

Liberals will oppose anyone who contends for their power. The simple fact that McCain is pro-war is plenty enough reason for them to villify him as they do anyone who poses a threat to them... it's the standard response of any insecure, immature, deceitful coward whose lies have given him too much responsibility and doesn't know how to deal with the pressure. But keep trolling... maybe you'll get the attention daddy never gave ya.

I have kind of made my peace with the fact that Hillary will be the next president. It’s scary, and makes me kind of sick to my stomach, but I think our next president will be a Democrat. At this point, I am just praying it’s not Obama. How could any nation take us seriously if we elected some vacuous dork with absolutely no ideas, to the presidency. That’s not to mention the fact that he’s only been in politics for what, like a week and a half now. We would be the laughing stock of the world. At least with the Wicked Witch of the West, everybody would say: “Damn, they elected that evil lesbian? She gives me the chills. Those are some crazy@$$ sonsabitches over there in the U.S., I know I’m not going to screw with them.” You know kind of like the guy in prison who burns himself with cigarettes and eats his own feeces. Even if he’s kind of attractive, no one messes with that guy.

John McCain is a conservabel or liberative. He has elements of both the far right and the far left. He seems pretty cool but kind of old and flip floppy. At least he will fight global warming with the might of the United States technology know how behind him. We can all be thankful for that. We are going to make some neat inventions that make global warming go away before it can turn Texas into a tropical rain forest.

Damn, better sell my shares in Texas Logging Co, then

Hey Nate, I just ended Global Warming, and look, you don’t have cooties anymore. I just hunted snipe out of existence and scared all those boogeymen out from under your bed. And I did it all without wasting billions of American dollars.

Your Welcome.

A tropical rain forest in Texas would be cool. We wouldn't have to travel so far to exterminate a species! It would save time and money.

I get the feeling if I left today, the Wingnuts would probably continue to amuse themselves by posing fake posts for weeks...

The point is well taken, after years of saying 'If only more Republicans were like John McCain" , they can't very well come back and say, "Oh, no, not John McCain." can they? He's immunized from Democratic attacks.

My lord, we might have an election that is CIVIL and talks about issues.

I also have to say that "Boogs" (#7) has to be the best screen name ever. How about a Ronin Profile, Frank?

#10 - Posted by: JoeB131 on February 8, 2008 11:54 AM

Calling people bigots doesn't count as an issue.

#12- Stop acting like bigots, and people will stop calling you that...

#13 - Posted by: JoeB131 on February 8, 2008 12:06 PM

GAZE

#13 - Posted by: JoeB131 on February 8, 2008 12:06 PM

GAZE

#13 - Posted by: JoeB131 on February 8, 2008 12:06 PM

Troll! Troll! Troll!

Seriously, what in the world motivates people to become trolls? What kind of mental damage results in trolliness.

Define "troll". I define a troll as someone who intentionally disrupts a board. I just talk issues.

#17 - Posted by: JoeB131 on February 8, 2008 12:30 PM

GAZE

And by issues I mean an endless parade of calling everyone who disagrees with me a bigot.

#5 - "At this point, I am just praying it’s not Obama. How could any nation take us seriously if we elected some vacuous dork with absolutely no ideas, to the presidency. That’s not to mention the fact that he’s only been in politics for what, like a week and a half now."

I have to disagree with you on this one. if there's one thing that I learned from a dozen years in IT, it's that novices make smaller mistakes. It takes an experienced professional to &%$*! things up big-time.

#19- And by "everyone" I mean AlanBBQ...

Mmm... BBQ...

Lunchtime for me! Who's down for some ribs?

#22 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 8, 2008 01:27 PM

I am! And some brisket too!

Mmm... BBQ...

Lunchtime for me! Who's down for some ribs?

#22 - Posted by: AlanABQ

Sir, if I ever get back to the blessed state of New Mexico, I'd be happy to buy you lunch. And no, I'm not being a smartass, I like New Mexico.

#24-

Where do you live, bro? Maybe we can trade; there's too many of...those people...here.

Uh oh. I almost had another "bigot" attack! And you're on for lunch.

#25 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 8, 2008 01:47 PM

BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XENOPHOBIC BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NATIVIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#25 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 8, 2008 01:47 PM

Unfortunately my friend, I'm living in the DC area. I would be more than happy to make that trade, but I can't discuss it right now, because I have to grab my wiffleball bat and "introduce myself" to some protesters. I think they're protesting that any company in the U.S. ever makes a profit.

And I'm fat!

Sorry, jug, that was aimed at #26.

BTW, juggernaut, you can easily hot glue some razor wire to a plastic bat & it'll stay in place.

Now look at me; I'm like the Martha Stewart of ass kicking!

#30 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 8, 2008 02:12 PM

I like to take away their daddies' credit cards, cut them into jagged pieces and glue those to the bat, that way it hurts on several levels.

Just shut up, you magic underwear-loving bigots! You better be nice to me, or I'm going to have the Pope kick your heretical asses!

BIGOTS!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN FILTHY MORMONS!!!!!!

Alan, you're pathetic and sad. I almost feel sorry for you.

#33 - Posted by: JoeB131 on February 8, 2008 02:54 PM

GAZE

Ever notice how a post from JoeB appears right after someone flushes a toilet?

Now look at that... See, I knew he cared! Who says compassionate conservatism is dead?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go spank the monkey over some Mexican lesbian prawn. Bigots.

#6 - Posted by: Nate on February 8, 2008 11:32 AM

What do you have against tropical rain forests? I just can't buy into this whole hysteria about global warming. It is just a cyclical global climate that has been alternately warmer and cooler. The Earth has seen many of these cycles, and this cycle is no better or worse than any given previous cycle. In the past we have had tropical rain forests at latitudes where you don't see them today. We also have had ice ages where ice covered much of North America. I'm sure that prehistoric animals experienced flatulence just as our modernhighly advanced cattle do today, but they didn't cause periods of increased temperatures in those days either. We have no record of the ancestors of the modern SUV from any of those periods, but we do have indirect evidence that suggests they didn't exist until some time during the 20th century. We still had "global climate change", despite the dearth of human influence.
I like clean air and water. I think we should develop and exploit clean energy sources. But I reject the notion that we can significantly affect the warming and cooling cycles of the Earth. Even if we did destroy the Earths environment, it would pay us back and fix all the damage itself. It has the power to do that. We on the other hand, are relatively insignificant, even considering all 6+ billion of us collectively.
Semper Fi, Go Earth!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go spank the monkey over some Mexican lesbian prawn. Bigots.

#37 - Posted by: JoeB131 on February 8, 2008 05:09 PM

That's HOT mexican lesbian prawns! mmm... carpet munching!