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February 13, 2008
Question
Posted by Frank J. at 01:42 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (43)

When do you think that Ron Paul will finally admit that he can't win, that he's a loser, that his supporters are especially losers, and that they'll always be losers?

43 Responses To "Question"

that's a tough question. when does the hale-bopp comet come around again?

#1 - Posted by: hatless in hattiesburg on February 13, 2008 01:51 PM

Ummmmm,...never

It's all a neocon conspiracy by war-loving Joooos, using voter intimidation and the media to silence the greatest thing since Thomas Jefferson......

Or it could be that he's a rip-roaring ass clown who's supporters are are bat-shit crazy.

#2 - Posted by: Clay S. on February 13, 2008 01:51 PM

and yes I do have a studder!!!

#3 - Posted by: Clay S. on February 13, 2008 01:52 PM

Question: When will STUPID Frank J realize that FRAUD Thompson is stupid like him?????????

#4 - Posted by: on February 13, 2008 01:53 PM

Now, if Nate were here, he'd say "that's not nice, Frank."

The correct answer is in the form of a question: What is the life of a Proton? (Hint >10^42 years).

#5 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 13, 2008 02:06 PM

Good thing people like #4 have a knack for saying completely unrelated things. It's hard to go through life without a "WTF was he thinking?" moment at least once a day.

#6 - Posted by: Rubeus on February 13, 2008 02:06 PM

I still prefer him to McCain.

#7 - Posted by: Jon on February 13, 2008 02:12 PM

When pigs fly, the Cubs win a World Series, and Hillary Clinton looks good in a swimsuit.

That's why he's a loser.

#8 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on February 13, 2008 02:15 PM

Yeah, if you cut off his head, stuck Reagan's on instead, and changed his foreign policy to match, I'da voted for him.

#9 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 13, 2008 02:18 PM

#7 - Posted by: Jon on February 13, 2008 02:12 PM

FUC* YOU!

#10 - Posted by: John McCain on February 13, 2008 02:30 PM

He's already kind of getting it, even if he's not admitting it openly. Down here in southeastern Texas he's starting to focus more on his seat in Congress:

"In an e-mail message sent to supporters Saturday, Paul said that while he will remain in the presidential race, he must place a priority on his congressional contest, where he faces Friendswood accountant Chris Peden.

"If I were to lose the primary for my congressional seat, all our opponents would react with glee, and pretend it was a rejection of our ideas," he said. "I cannot and will not let that happen.""
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/politics/5528537.html

He's not running because he thinks he'll win, he's got some other agenda.

#11 - Posted by: Kelli on February 13, 2008 02:54 PM

Ron Paul has said he can't win. He already said on his site that he is going to go back and focus on his congressional seat that Ronald Reagan helped him win years ago.

that his supporters are especially losers, and that they'll always be losers

Now that's just uncalled for. You should apologize. There were some supporters who were a bit overzealous but some of us are just tired of the government trying to be so involved in everything we do and for printing so much money and weakening the mighty usa dollar. There's nothing loserish about that. Loserish is the fascistic Obama speeches and his Patriot Corporation Act.

#12 - Posted by: Nate on February 13, 2008 02:54 PM
When do you think that Ron Paul will finally admit that he can't win, that he's a loser, that his supporters are especially losers, and that they'll always be losers?

It will be released in a newsletter that he will later deny having anything to do with.

#13 - Posted by: NeoconNews.com on February 13, 2008 02:54 PM

Guys, in all honesty; if you do the research and study Ron Paul’s ideas objectively, they really make a lot of ………oh, I’m just kidding – he’s crazy as a shithouse rat. And even if the Constitution took life and started talking to him, you know, like the bill on Schoolhouse Rock, and proceeded to tell him that he was full of it, and dumber than a bag of hammers, and that he should probably stop sniffing glue and go get a real job, Paul would still not admit to anything. I think he would be more likely to eat the Constitution, all the while chanting; “May your strength be inside me.”

#14 - Posted by: juggernaut on February 13, 2008 02:56 PM

Heh, heh, #4: your stupid comment reminds me that stupid people stupidly dislike other stupid people for no stupid reason. Stupid.

#15 - Posted by: carolynp on February 13, 2008 03:09 PM

The real question is: When will they go away? Because even if he admits he can't win, and even if his supporters know they are losers, they still won't go away.

They will stick around for as long as they believe RON PAUL!! RON PAUL!! PON RAUL!!!!11!!1 is the end to all arguments. So pretty much forever.

#16 - Posted by: MJ on February 13, 2008 03:15 PM

They will stick around for as long as they believe RON PAUL!! RON PAUL!! PON RAUL!!!!11!!1 is the end to all arguments. So pretty much forever.

Frank should be suspicious of some of his own regular users for some of those RON PAUL!!!11! comments. I bet Jimmy, Master Shake and PSUdain are behind many of them. I only mention Jimmy because he has yet to apologize to me for saying I have no penis.

#17 - Posted by: Nate on February 13, 2008 03:51 PM

I hope Ron Paul and his minions never go away! For years I was jealous of the left with their nut jobs. They had Rosie, Howard Dean, Cindy Sheehan. You never knew what insane crap would come out of their mouths. Now we have our own nut jobs here for OUR amusement. It’s like having my own bigoted aunt with Alzheimer’s. I never know what will come out next. It’s great!

#18 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on February 13, 2008 04:01 PM

Hehehe. I invited you to show me, Nate. Remember?

Will it take 10^42 years?

#19 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 13, 2008 04:01 PM

When you read the rantings of the diminutive munchkin, you realize that he actually thought he could win. Apparently, crack use is rampant where he's from.

#20 - Posted by: Steve L. on February 13, 2008 04:04 PM

I haz it!

#21 - Posted by: PENIS on February 13, 2008 04:06 PM

Ron Paul won't admit defeat, or at least his band of imps won't admit it if he does. His bid for the presidency is going to last for a long time. It won't matter if he dies today, he'll just be on a ticket with Elvis Presley as his running mate.

Paul/Presley '20: The White House Needs To Be Filled with PP.

#22 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 13, 2008 04:11 PM

Why should he go away? Even if his campaign was once about winning (which I doubt), it isn't now. He may be crazy, but he's not stupid. He has a message he wants to get out, and a lot of supporters willing to send him money to do so. Even if he's focusing on his congressional seat, Presidential candidate Ron Paul can raise more money, and get more press coverage, than Congressional candidate Ron Paul. He doesn't seem particularly interested in uniting the Republican party around John McCain, so there's really no reason for him to drop out. He can at the very least leverage his candidacy (or non candidacy) to get a speaking gig at the GOP convention.

#23 - Posted by: Stephen on February 13, 2008 04:14 PM

Nate, since you're mad at Jimmy for saying you have no penis and not for lying about the existence of your miniscule member, is that an admission that you in fact have no penis, and are just upset that Jimmy told?

#24 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on February 13, 2008 04:23 PM

the jokes on you! Ron Paul has already won the Republican primaries and beat John Edwards in the general election! He'll never admit defeat because he's already president. Sure, none of the media are reporting this, but they lie about plenty of other stuff too.

#25 - Posted by: luminos on February 13, 2008 04:26 PM

I pretty sure I just saw Ron Paul rummaging through our dumpster... no wait... was that rat? Hard to tell; beady eyes, high pitched squeak...

#26 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on February 13, 2008 04:32 PM

Come on... Leave Nate ALONE...(sob) ALONE. He's my personal troll buddy. When I'm done with him, I'm sending him on to ussjimmycarter for some lectures about "buggering."

#27 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 13, 2008 04:38 PM

Wait Wait...... Nate has asked nicely for an apology ....

Nate.... I am sincerly sorry and hope you accept my humble apology for Ron Paul supporters lack of intellignce and mental illness. Furthermore, I am also sorry that you were born with a nonfunctional / undersize set of male genitalia. I can see that life as non-functional male must present huge challenges (confusion over which bathroom to use etc.) And I wish you nothing but happiness, security, and an increase in brain cells as well. You hang in there "nubby", I'm sure you'll find your god given gifts eventually.

#28 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 13, 2008 05:12 PM

Ron Paul is a perfect example of why it's just plain wrong for Mommies to tell all of their children that they're special.

#29 - Posted by: Venomous Kate on February 13, 2008 05:15 PM

I suspect they will figure it out (but not acknowledge it) sometime long after someone allows some fresh air to blow away the smoke they were inhaling during their meetings.

#30 - Posted by: Writer on February 13, 2008 05:18 PM

I think Nate has a PHD in that class and any lectures I might give would be as an observer only and not credible in this case...

#31 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 13, 2008 05:24 PM

I think it's more of a question of when the Paulbots start to throw around accusations of stealing the election from Doctor Paul(tm) and bring the might of their Intrinsic Loserness on the world.

Bah, eventually they'll just give up. But actually *admit* defeat? That's grownup talk there.

#32 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on February 13, 2008 05:27 PM

Ok, ussjc, I'll pass him along to... ah... someone else. On the other hand, Nate may left the building.

#33 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 13, 2008 05:54 PM

Maybe he's just trying to distract us all from his secret identity

#34 - Posted by: Kelli on February 13, 2008 05:57 PM

#5 "The correct answer is in the form of a question: What is the life of a Proton? (Hint >10^42 years)."

Not to be anal about it or anything, but shouldn't that be 1.0x10^43?

#35 - Posted by: Elliott on February 13, 2008 08:04 PM

>Not to be anal about it or anything

Well, you DID multiply 10^43 by *one*. And added a 'point zero'. C'mon.

#36 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on February 13, 2008 08:09 PM

Now, Nate, why should Jimmy apologize because you don't have a penis? It's not his fault that your last trick found out you're not really a woman....

#37 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 13, 2008 08:17 PM

Lets hope that Ron Paul's demonstrated irrelevance on a national scale will translate to his followers realizing their "revolution" was a stupid pipe dream and that they are all in fact morbidly retarded.

He will never admit that he and his stupid followers are losers because he is a flaming retard. He would probably cling to his stupid policies in similar fashion, even as the world crumbled, if god forbid he ever got into a position of power.

So we can only wonder will he be back with his bullsh*t again next election. Here's hoping he will fade to oblivion like that frickin' Ralph Nader. The only jerk I can think of maybe worse than Ron Paul is Dennis Koosinitch, what a piece of work he is.

#38 - Posted by: compugor on February 13, 2008 08:48 PM

This blog is therapeutic. Thank you and good night.

#39 - Posted by: compugor on February 13, 2008 08:54 PM

Now, Nate, why should Jimmy apologize because you don't have a penis? It's not his fault that your last trick found out you're not really a woman....

I think everyone here is too curious about my penis. I don't feel comfortable talking about my penis anymore. Anyone who continues to talk about my penis will be added to the growing list of people here who owe me an apology.

Now go watch the latest Ron Paul video where he says he is staying in the race until the convention. I guess he isn't ending his campaign after all.

#40 - Posted by: Nate on February 13, 2008 09:18 PM

So Ron won 1968? Bill Clinton said that Hill used too look pretty good in a swimsuit back then. That was when he wasn't looking at the girls with bigger racks running around on the beach in Moscow.

#41 - Posted by: GregVolk on February 14, 2008 12:24 AM

It's half life dammit.

#42 - Posted by: subatomic physics nazi on February 16, 2008 03:16 AM

Enjoy your McCain or Obama presidency.

#43 - Posted by: Dudley on February 17, 2008 12:15 AM
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