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February 14, 2008
Happy Valentine's Day!
I would just like to say that my sweetie, SarahK, is the bestest, and you all suck in comparison to me since she is my wife.
In case you never read it or forgot, here's the story of when we were supposed to first meet face to face and here is when we actually suceeded. 26 Responses To "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Happy Valentine's Day to the funniest couple on the Internets! #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 14, 2008 11:48 AMI hate you Frank J! #2 - Posted by: Mike on February 14, 2008 11:50 AMThanks for putting me down & bummin' me out, Frank... no one loves the fat Duque de ABQ!!! (OK, someone does. I hope it ain't one of your readers!) I hope you choke on your damn Valentines chocolate. By the way, SarahK has one of those million-dollar smiles; her eyes seem to smile with her. And here's a valentine to the trollery: F♥ck Yo♥ All! #4 - Posted by: AlanABQ on February 14, 2008 01:02 PMThanks for posting those links. I remember those from the first time around, but it was great re-reading them. I don't have a Valentine either, AlanABQ. But, as Steve Martin has said, "Hey! I got my banjo." I'll frail some this evening. #5 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on February 14, 2008 01:22 PMDid SarahK get a valentine from her masseuse? She so good it takes two men to keep her happy; or at least one man and FrankJ. Or is a male masseuse a real man? #6 - Posted by: Alamo on February 14, 2008 01:40 PMMan, my life sucks in comparision. Damn you Frank! #7 - Posted by: Pantera on February 14, 2008 01:56 PMYou are just lucky that I'm married and that your wife hasn't met me yet! If she had, she'd be pining for Jimmy Carter on this special day! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 14, 2008 02:45 PMaww... that's soo cute i just got a little bilelump in my throat... wish i'd been reading imao back then so i could have given the whole adventure the snark it so rightly deserves... #9 - Posted by: shane on February 14, 2008 03:20 PMYou have a wife like that, and you don't give her massages? Give her one for Valentines Day! And then more later.... to make up for lost time... You will be glad you did. ♥! Happy Valentines Day! #10 - Posted by: reality intrudes on February 14, 2008 03:28 PMHappy Singles Awareness Day everyone! #11 - Posted by: Nylecoj on February 14, 2008 03:36 PMyou are so sweet frankiej. your wife is a hottie and is very special... she is pretty as her mother. from ... her mother. #12 - Posted by: bikermommy on February 14, 2008 03:57 PMYeah well you suck too, Frank. SarahK doesn't suck, though. MAN, does SarahK not suck. #13 - Posted by: Christopher Johnson on February 14, 2008 06:38 PMBless...you two are most likely the most adorable, comical couple on the net - happy valentine's day. #14 - Posted by: Gilly on February 14, 2008 06:44 PMThanks for rubbing that in our faces, dick. SarahK is awesome though. #15 - Posted by: CraigO on February 14, 2008 06:49 PM#15 - Posted by: CraigO on February 14, 2008 06:49 PM Ha! Believe me, you don't need to fuc*ing ask me! I'LL DO IT TO YOU TOO IF YOU DON'T REPENT! REPENT FOR YOUR FUC*ING CONSERVATISM, SINNER! REPENT OR LUBRICATE! YOUR CHOICE! #16 - Posted by: John McCain on February 14, 2008 07:02 PMYou're a lucky man, Frank J. #13 - Posted by: Christopher Johnson on February 14, 2008 06:38 PM Heh, heh, heh. #17 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 14, 2008 07:21 PMShe is cute, if you like girls. #18 - Posted by: Brucie on February 14, 2008 09:50 PMLets hope and pray that she never has to wear a burka. #19 - Posted by: compugor on February 15, 2008 04:57 AMIIRC, she also sings like an angel. Will you please bring back the podcasts? Yehaw #20 - Posted by: LC Scotty on February 15, 2008 07:49 AMJohn Edwards ist ine massooosser. Yest her ist no stronk enuff zoo knead flish. #21 - Posted by: BigSwede on February 15, 2008 11:18 AMIs that a hotel room she's in? #22 - Posted by: itsrattlesnake on February 15, 2008 11:40 AMWow, and here I always thought you were gay #23 - Posted by: Son of Bob on February 15, 2008 02:37 PMI can dig it. Hey, we haven't seen your cat Sydney for a while. How's she doing? #24 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on February 15, 2008 11:10 PMWhat a doll! #25 - Posted by: I-RIGHT-I on February 16, 2008 04:42 PMAww. Where'd she get the T-shirt? #26 - Posted by: Sophie on February 18, 2008 07:19 PMPost a comment
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