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February 18, 2008
Presidents Day
Posted by Frank J. at 08:59 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

Today is Presidents Day. If you're a president, thank you for your service.

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...So we got school off for Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, but not President's Day. Anyone else see something wrong with this picture?

#1 - Posted by: Hazel on February 18, 2008 09:15 AM

The Democrats already want to put Obama on Mount Rushmore. They will probably declare a Barack Obama day soon as well. I do not like Obama's fascistic speeches.

#2 - Posted by: Nate on February 18, 2008 09:29 AM

And if you're a current Vice President, the New World Order and the Sweet, sweet oil conspiracy thanks you for your service.

#3 - Posted by: NeoconNews.com on February 18, 2008 09:41 AM

Speaking as President of the Sheboygan chapter of the Don Knotts Look Alike Fan Club, . . . you're welcome.

#4 - Posted by: CochinoMarrano on February 18, 2008 09:51 AM

OBAMA WILL MAKE AMERICA BETTER PLACE> NO NEOCON POFLECKS NO IRAQ OBAMA - YOURE WINNER!!

LATEST SPEECH: WORDS MATTER

ALL OBAMA SPEECHES SURE BECOME FAMOUS

#5 - Posted by: PeaceNinja on February 18, 2008 10:21 AM

Afghanistan is now falling apart as well. Now Bush is failing at two wars. What a disaster.

#6 - Posted by: Notifier on February 18, 2008 10:30 AM

I support the presidents, but I don't support their actions.

#7 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on February 18, 2008 10:34 AM

I guess I'm president of my own company, which consists solely of me, so thank you.

More seriously, thanks to all the Presidents (even Carter and Clinton) for their service. The Presidency is a job in which the President frequently doesn't know whether he's done the right thing until it's too late, and, since it involves things other than drinking beer, writing software, and listening to Mozart, it isn't one that I'd want to have, although the oppportunity to get close enough to Harry Reid to give him the grandfather of all wedgies is tempting.

I'm old enough to remember when we celebrated both Lincoln's and Washington's birthdays and got school off for both. Here's a special thank you to George Washington for the immense modesty, integrity, and self-discipline that he manifested in, first refusing to be made king, and, second, resigning after his second term, thus refusing to be a de facto king. I'm glad that we don't have a king, and that's only in part because the king would probably turn out to be Teddy Kennedy or somebody like that.

#8 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on February 18, 2008 10:36 AM

ALL THE CHARISMA OF MUSOLLINI + ALL THE MALAISE OF JIMMY CARTER + ALL THE DUMBASS IDEAS OF CARL MARX + ALL THE NAIVETE OF A 10 YR OLD GIRL = OBAMA

LONG LIVE OBAMA. HE'LL MOVE ME OUT OF MY TRAILOR HOME AND INTO YOUR HOUSE.

#9 - Posted by: PeaceNinja on February 18, 2008 10:39 AM

"...President of the Sheboygan chapter of the Don Knotts Look Alike Fan Club..."

That's really big in Chicago, isn't it, CochinoMarrano?

#10 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 18, 2008 10:58 AM

Talk is cheap...
The Proof is in the pudding..
ACTIONS speak louder than words...
Blah, Blah, Blah...
Yada, yada, yada...

Get my Drift? Are you on my frequency? Do you read me Lima Charlie?

Obama is pandering to the naive. Words are only effective when they are backed by action. "Hope" is wishful thinking. The clouds are gathering and I "hope" it doesnt rain. Does anyone not understand how my "hope" will have no effect on whether it rains or not?

#11 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 18, 2008 11:01 AM

Has anyone noticed that Hillary Clinton can't say anything these days without sounding like she's lying? She's not even good at it any more.

Obama, on the other hand, has become a stage master of mass hypnosis.

Yeah, and all you liberal TROLLS: go to an Obama rally and faint. May your dumb little gumbah heads have a 100 g encounter with some concrete. Unless, of course, you make us laugh.

#12 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 18, 2008 11:34 AM

Has anyone noticed that Hillary Clinton can't say anything these days without sounding like she's lying? She's not even good at it any more.

This happens when members of the major media refuse to play along anymore. The images you see are crafted to give you a certain perception. This isn't news to conservatives, but it is interesting to see it happen to a major liberal/progressive and it's hucking fysterical to see the reactions from the Left.

OLO! OLO! OLO!

#13 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on February 18, 2008 11:43 AM

LATEST SPEECH: WORDS MATTER

That's not even an original speech dumbass.

How was that? Did I slam that loser troll good?

#14 - Posted by: Nate on February 18, 2008 11:48 AM

Excuse me. I must go to the shrine in my closet and bow before Ronaldus Magnus.

#15 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on February 18, 2008 12:28 PM

I was president of the FSU rugby club many moons ago

anyone seen the youtube guy claiming he did crack and coke and then gay sex with obama in 1999?

#16 - Posted by: seaniep on February 18, 2008 02:04 PM
Yeah, and all you liberal TROLLS: go to an Obama rally and faint. May your dumb little gumbah heads have a 100 g encounter with some concrete. Unless, of course, you make us laugh.

Here's an idea! They could do both! If their dumb little gumbah heads had a 100 g encounter with some concrete, it would make me laugh.

#17 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 02:44 PM

To all the Presidents: Thank you. Except you Jimmy Carter. Screw you. You're a dick.

#18 - Posted by: Tom on February 18, 2008 02:54 PM

ALL OBAMA SPEECHES SURE BECOME FAMOUS

#5 - Posted by: PeaceNinja on February 18, 2008 10:21 AM

ALL OBAMA SPEECHES SURE BE NUTHIN MORE DEN PLATITUDES
Semper Fi, dumbass!

#19 - Posted by: echo5a on February 18, 2008 06:49 PM

Afghanistan is now falling apart as well. Now Bush is failing at two wars. What a disaster.

#6 - Posted by: Notifier on February 18, 2008 10:30 AM

One war, two fronts. But I agree, he has not been successful. You dickweeds on the left love that don't you? If he would just ignore you, he might have some success.
Peace through superior firepower!
Semper Fi, you lefty loser!

#20 - Posted by: echo5a on February 18, 2008 06:58 PM

OLO! OLO! OLO!

#14 - Posted by: RockThrowingPeasant on February 18, 2008 11:43 AM

Is that copyrighted, or can we use it too? TFF!
Semper Fidelis, Rocky!

#21 - Posted by: echo5a on February 18, 2008 07:05 PM

There might be HOPE for Nate, but I'm not ready to call it yet. We need to work on the global warming thing still.

#22 - Posted by: echo5a on February 18, 2008 07:19 PM

Jimmah Carter, history's greatest monster, gets his own day.

Damn. Just damn.

#23 - Posted by: Patrick Carroll on February 18, 2008 07:36 PM

Hillary, Obama, and McCain are terminators. Robotic sounding messages called me today to tell me to vote for them. Obama's is the best. Long pause, then it hollers HI at me. I say hello, then it says this is Barrak Obama. I being mind numb from snow, say how are you? It says a bunch of stuff then and I get frightened because I know terminators never sleep and he will find out I will not vote for him.

Maybe I should vote Obama. The new 888 series is even better than the 600 series I defeated ( Kerry) almost four years ago.

#24 - Posted by: GregVolk on February 19, 2008 02:11 AM
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