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February 18, 2008
I Knew the Britney Spears Breakdown Had Something to Do with Middle East Terror!
Posted by Frank J. at 11:59 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (36)

I keep thinking my DVR is a conspiracy theorists, because anytime I switch to FOX News it has the abbreviated description as "The important stories of the day are related..."

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36 Responses To "I Knew the Britney Spears Breakdown Had Something to Do with Middle East Terror!"

I love keeping up with celebrity gossip. It's one of my favorite things.

#1 - Posted by: Nate on February 18, 2008 12:04 PM

Two massive eplosions in two days. Afghan is falling apart just like Iraq and it is all the Republicans fault. Obama will know how to fix Afghan/Iraq - donate.

#2 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 12:16 PM

"Obama will know how to fix Afghan/Iraq"

Emphasis on the word "will."

Perhaps after his microencephaly brain condition (small brain, empty headed) is fixed.

Troll score: -1 for lack of humor.

#3 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 18, 2008 12:25 PM

Its the republicans fault that Al-Q is blowing up civilians in Afghan? How many socialist congressmen voted to take action against the Taliban government?

While you're at it please explain how Obama will "fix" Afghan & Iraq.

#4 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 18, 2008 12:39 PM

GOP/Bush admin in charge of Iraq/Afghan wars. Them sucking is Gop/BUSH fault. Nice try Troy loser. You suck.

Obama new kind of leader. Bring needed change and fixes to our country and end wars.

#5 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 12:59 PM

Instead of telling me who is in charge of the current adminstration.... WHY DONT YOU ANSWER THE EFFING QUESTION? Exactly what is Obama's plan to "fix" Iraq and Afghan? What effect will his "fix" have on the people of both countries? What effect will his "fix" have on the stability of the region?

Thanks for the juvenile name calling, it serves to shed light on the depth of your communication skills.

#6 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 18, 2008 01:13 PM

#6 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 18, 2008 01:13 PM

Isn't it obvious? Hope and Change!

#7 - Posted by: AR on February 18, 2008 01:17 PM
GOP/Bush admin in charge of Iraq/Afghan wars. Them sucking is Gop/BUSH fault. Nice try Troy loser. You suck.

Obama new kind of leader. Bring needed change and fixes to our country and end wars.

I am curious. Is English your native language? I really want to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I'm sure it's wasted.

Honestly, my 7 year old uses better grammer. Of course, he is home-schooled and not a product of the socialist propaganda machine which is our public education system. It's so busy teaching the kids how to put a condom on a banana that the kids don't learn anything useful... like literacy.

#8 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 01:24 PM

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Obama get us out. Bush create the instability and hellish scenarioius by going in so we fix it by going out of that place. We don't need to be there. Can control with bombs from sky. Don't need national guard troops on ground in these counties. National guard only to help fix after hurricanes and earthquakes. It was dumb loser Republican concept to go into Iraq. Only losers like you want to stay. Most Repulbicans also want to get hell out there. Now republickers ruin Afghanistan too by putting troops in Iraq instead of Afghanistan. Republickers lose in 08. Obama win. Obama be our president for next 8 years. Then he wife president for 8 years after that. If you not like too bad cause you are a warloving loser. YOu want help terrorists win by stupid ideas like iraq war that cost trilliosn and make troops die/hurt.

#9 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 01:27 PM

FYI - The Iraq War is going quite well now and the Afgan War is run by NATO, idiot. Please tell me how "... Afghan is falling apart just like Iraq... " is the fault of the "GOP/Bush admin"?

You need to get your news from somewhere other than DailyKrap/Puffington Post.

#10 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 01:29 PM

Of course, he is home-schooled and not a product of the socialist propaganda machine which is our public education system.

homeschool kids are lsoers. Not get in good colleges or nothing that way. Become a stupid person.

#11 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 01:30 PM

The Iraq War is going quite well now and the Afgan War is run by NATO

It is not. Afghan is Bush war - him distract from Afghan and go to iraq and allow afghan to fall apart. it him fault. all knowledge knows this. nice try blame on NATo but no one will buy that. Fault and blame for Iraq/Afghan wars will lie on Republicans forever. Republicans lose election cause of these dumb wars. I hope that will make you sad cause I think you suck. I will laugh at you so hard when Democrats win.

#12 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 01:33 PM
Obama get us out. Bush create the instability and hellish scenarioius by going in so we fix it by going out of that place. We don't need to be there. Can control with bombs from sky. Don't need national guard troops on ground in these counties. National guard only to help fix after hurricanes and earthquakes. It was dumb loser Republican concept to go into Iraq. Only losers like you want to stay. Most Repulbicans also want to get hell out there. Now republickers ruin Afghanistan too by putting troops in Iraq instead of Afghanistan. Republickers lose in 08. Obama win. Obama be our president for next 8 years. Then he wife president for 8 years after that. If you not like too bad cause you are a warloving loser. YOu want help terrorists win by stupid ideas like iraq war that cost trilliosn and make troops die/hurt.

I would say you have the intellegence of a caveman, but that would offend cavemen. If you had a job, I would tell you to go invest in a spellchecker and a thesaurus.

You can't "...control with bombs from sky...", moron. Just look at the Kosovo fiasco for proof of that.

The Army National Guard is not there "... to help fix after hurricanes and earthquakes ...". They are ARMY reserve soldier.

"Now republickers ruin Afghanistan too by putting troops in Iraq instead of Afghanistan"?? Wait... I thought we could "...control with bombs from sky..."? Now you want troops in Afganistan?

"Then he wife president for 8 years after that." Why not? She's just as many qualifications as her husband (i.e. None).

#13 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 01:36 PM
It is not. Afghan is Bush war - him distract from Afghan and go to iraq and allow afghan to fall apart. it him fault. all knowledge knows this. nice try blame on NATo but no one will buy that.

I'm sure that facts don't count on your planet, so this will just be a waste of time. For the rest of you readers, though:

In late 2001 the United Nations Security Council authorized the creation of an International Security Assistance Force (ISAF). This force is composed of NATO troops that are involved in assisting the government of President Hamid Karzai in establishing the writ of law as well as rebuilding key infrastructures in the nation. -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afganistan
#14 - Posted by: on February 18, 2008 01:40 PM

Bush ruin Iraq/Afhan. Waste lives thousand of troops. 30,000+ serious injuries. many head wounds. tens of thousands - maybe 100,000+ us famlies lives ruined. trillions of taxpayer money spent for no gain - only to babysit stupid muslims. Republicans deserve blame for this war and so they will be voted out of office. And you can sit at your home and complain and suck on it for the next 16 years stupid loser. Meanwhile i will enjoy Obama years. So fun

#15 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 01:43 PM

Has anyone seriously thought about what happens if Obama wins?
I mean there are lot of KKK members still out there who probably won't like the idea of a black president. Hell Bob Byrd might even try to kill him.

#16 - Posted by: Gunny on February 18, 2008 01:44 PM

Republicans always so quick to try and pass the buck for their failures in Iraq/Afhgan. Voters smarters than that. Not fall for tricks. I so excited about 16 Obama years. Will enjoy.

#17 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 01:47 PM
... only to babysit stupid muslims ...

Ah... I get you now. They're "brown-skins" so they aren't as important to you. At least we now know where you are coming from.

#18 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 01:48 PM
Republicans always so quick to try and pass the buck for their failures in Iraq/Afhgan. Voters smarters than that. Not fall for tricks. I so excited about 16 Obama years. Will enjoy.

Yeah, I suppose I was right in assuming facts didn't matter on your planet.

Give me one qualification Obama has which makes him fit to be president. Just one would do. (And if you say either of the words "Change" or "Hope", I'll send Vinni over with the tire iron.)

#19 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 01:52 PM

Tim wants our troops to die babysitting the muslims - at least we know where Republicans are coming from. They want to waste troop lives and waste usa funds. Can't do it anymore cause Obama gonna win. Kick your butts all over the place losers.

You idiot Republickers like Tim don't get to kill our troops anymore. Obama is gonna stop it.

#20 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 01:54 PM

So.. no qualifications then? That is what I thought.

#21 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 01:59 PM

Well, see, what we got is hope here, and change over here...and you can't have change without hope, or hope without change, 'cause ya gotta have hope in the change, and change causes hope...so...BOOM!!...heheheh! (** assumed squiggly lines drawn on a screen)

#22 - Posted by: John Madden on February 18, 2008 02:04 PM

Obama is an empty suit. He is not ready to be the president. He is also a speech stealing phony. I do not care for him. I hope Hillary Clinton beats him in Texas and Ohio.

#23 - Posted by: Nate on February 18, 2008 02:07 PM
You idiot Republickers like Tim don't get to kill our troops anymore.

I think it's funny that she/he/it thinks I'm a Republican. Let's all laugh at the silly monkey *points*.

#24 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 02:18 PM
You idiot Republickers like Tim don't get to kill our troops anymore.

Damn it! I don't get to kill troops anymore? Now what am I going to do with all this extra ammo?

#25 - Posted by: Tim on February 18, 2008 02:21 PM

hmmm..BS detector tingling. It's just hard to be wacky enough to parody most moonbats. My guess is that informer is a Ron Paul supporter with too much time on his hands. If He had been reared by someone with Britney's parenting skills, you wouldn't hear all of these cries for help.

#26 - Posted by: Hwy93 on February 18, 2008 03:23 PM

Wow, Britney has really sunk to a new low. Now she's trolling on IMAO as "Informer"....

#27 - Posted by: Master Shake on February 18, 2008 04:06 PM

I heard a great comment about obama the other day

his speeches are like a song by a band you think is silly with their lyrics, but love the guitar and drum solos (for me, it would be rage against the machine)

when you read them, they suck, when you listen, it sounds good

there is no substance, only hope and change

oh, and I guess Obama will also fix Britney since that is what this thread was about to begin with?

#28 - Posted by: seaniep on February 18, 2008 04:49 PM

#15

You big doo-doo head. Foreign troll.

#29 - Posted by: More Informer-ed on February 18, 2008 05:48 PM

Obama will know how to fix Afghan/Iraq

#2 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 12:16 PM

You can keep on telling yourself that... won't make it true, though. Obama will just make sure my grandkids have to pick up where my kids have had to pick up from where I left off. In short, he will cut and run, and we will have to do it all over again with a new prez.
Semper Fi, dreamer!

#30 - Posted by: echo5a on February 18, 2008 07:50 PM

Obama new kind of leader. Bring needed change and fixes to our country and end wars.

#5 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 12:59 PM

Obama old fashioned jackass loser! He will just kill our posterity, rather than securing the blessings of peace and prosperity for them. (does that reference mean anything to you?) Enemies must be crushed, not sent home to regroup!

#31 - Posted by: echo5a on February 18, 2008 07:57 PM

Obama get us out. Bush create the instability and hellish scenarioius by going in so we fix it by going out of that place. We don't need to be there. Can control with bombs from sky.

#9 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 01:27 PM

O-bomb-ya?

#32 - Posted by: echo5a on February 18, 2008 08:03 PM

hwy93: Your "BS detector tingling." Does that happen at the onset of BS, or after a prolonged, full scale BS assault? Does it do anything else besides tingle? FYI, mine acts like a "troll chuckle meter."

#33 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 18, 2008 08:21 PM

#9 - Posted by: Informer on February 18, 2008 01:27 PM

You know I stopped reading after this post. Who writes this stuff? Please tell me they are not native English speakers. Please tell me they didn't graduate from a high school in this country. Please use a grammar checker.

Better yet, please go back to the Daily Kos where they encourage that kind of free wheeling, creative, dialogue.

#34 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 18, 2008 10:17 PM

Informer can't spell, use proper grammer and probably can't add. He/She/It also I'm certain has little or no background in history or literature but has a solid grasp of "Bush Lied - People Died" and "Halliburtin"!

#35 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 19, 2008 07:01 AM

Me? I blame babelfish.

#36 - Posted by: Bod on February 19, 2008 01:18 PM
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