That's interesting - I'm proud of America despite the fact that so many are considering making that dumb@$$ president.

Man, I wish I were never held accountable for my words, intentions, or actions. That would be sweet!!

Hey, I live in the DC area, and a few years ago we had a little terror situation here called the "DC sniper case" perhaps you heard of it? A couple of black folks were shooting white people while pumping gas... Maybe Michelle Heinz Obama got her America Hating Ass confused there for a minute.

Well, you crackers getting shot pumping gas was pretty good, but I wasn't "proud".

Yeah what Michelle failed to mention is that statistically, Barry would be TEN TIMES as likely to be shot by another black man.

If I were gettin' that filthy rich off a "nonprofit" medical institution by playing the system, as is Ms. Obama, I guess I might get confused into thinking that I shouldn't be proud of a country that would allow someone to be such a slimeball.
Both of the O's are starting to get public with the idea that they are exactly the type of saviors that us hillbillies need.

Of course, it's non-profit, you ignorant cracker! I get all the money, so how could it profit?

My next non-profit will be constructing dentention camps for hillbillies. I just wish you crackers had more gold teeth....

Whats sad is that the left eats this up. They love the blame America stuff. It gets em fired up and motivated. Fortunately that kind of talk pisses of regular people. I have a feeling that kind of rhetoric isn't going to get much press because the libs won't want most people to hear it. Just the crazies like the Kossacks and such.

Does anyone else notice how comparable the "Change" mantra is to the "Night of the living homeless" episode of south park?

Change?? Spare any Change sir?

The Obama supporters are just like a bunch of zombies!

BRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS.........

#3 & #6 - Excellent! LOL - really!

Maybe we need a daily post - something like "Deep Thoughts by Michelle Obama" - to replace "John Edwards Fabulous Facts"

And now.......Deep Thoughts, by Michelle Obama.

A black man will never be elected President of the United States. That's why I married this half-breed.

From his campaign website:

"I'M ASKING YOU TO BELIEVE. Not just in my ability to bring about real change in Washington ... I'm asking you to believe in yours." -Barack Obama

Conclusions:

1. Beliefs are more important than kwowledge.
2. Unspecified change is the objective.
3. We don't believe in our own ability to change Washington.

Wrong on all counts. Those are campaign slogans for a third-world country.

Since we, the people (where have I read that before?) ARE America, I'm terribly sorry that Barrack's slimebag wife has been so embarrassed by us all. She's really much better than us, and we desperately need her and her do-nothing husband to "change" us into something more suiting her needs.

We're so sorry the rest of us that make up America have so disgraced you Queen Obama.

I hope to change your hope into a hope for change, a hope for change that will give you hope that we can change this country into one of hope.

#12: Those are campaign slogans for a third-world country.

What do you think BHO is going to turn this country into. He'll probably send all our tax dollars to third world countries until we ourselves become one.

Get your guns mates, we go to Cuba.

BHO: Hope on a Rope

RE: #11

Oh, Mrs. O. - you're the one!

"I hope to change your hope into a hope for change, a hope for change that will give you hope that we can change this country into one of hope."

And while I'm mesmerized, get your damn hand out of my back pocket, Mubarack Hussein Obama !

Subject: FW: it was given to me...You Decide

This is very interesting! We all need to read it from start to finish......... and send it on to anyone who will read it.

Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities.

Can a good Muslim be a good American?

This question was forwarded to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years.

The following is his reply:

Theologically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The moon God of Arabia.

Religiously - no. . . . Because no other religion is accepted by His Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256) (Koran).

Scripturally - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Quran.

Geographically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Mecca, to which he turns in prayer five times a day.

Socially - no. . . Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews.

Politically - no. . . . Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and destruction of America, the great Sata n.

Domestically - no. . . . Bec ause he is instructed to marry four women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34).

Intellectually - no. . . . Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles, and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.

Philosophically - no. . . . Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran do not allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist. Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.

Spiritually - no. . . . Because when we declare "one nation under God," the Christian's God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as Heavenly father, nor is he ever called love in The Quran's 99 excellent names.
Therefore after much study and deliberation, perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country.
They obviously cannot be both "good" Muslims and good Americans.

* * * Call it what you wish; it's still the truth.

* * * You had better believe it.

* * * The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future. The religious war is bigger than we know or understand.
And Barack Hussein Obama, a Muslim, wants to be our President?
You HAVE to be kidding?! Wake up America !

Obama even says if he wins the election, he will be sworn in on the Quran (Koran)---not the Bible!
PLEASE, please pass this to all in your address book.

RE: #19 mtb23 [AKA asshat]

Obama goes to a Christian church. If he is a Muslim he certainly isn't a very good one.

Socialist yes, Muslim, no. Not at this time.
Fortunately he doesn;t have to be a muslim for us to despise everything he stands for.

Re: #12

Jimmy, nothing is more important than kwowledge.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Yeah, that typo was a Freudian slip anticipating the upcoming "w" in the same word. I don't like "W." But, maybe that's what Mubarack Obama has: kWowledge.

Jimmy, don't you understand? The left has seen the future of America, and it is - Bangladesh!!

No more first-world thought, drive, philosophy, and consumption (or production); the US must accept its destiny as a third world nation.

I hope that your vote for hope and change will bring enough hope to change the spelling of "knowledge" to the hopeful spelling of "kwowledge", for hope, and hope for change, can change this country to one of hope.

Excuse me, I hope I've got some spare shorts 'cause I need to change them. If I change, I'm hopeful I won't need changing for a while. Hopefully, I won't need to change again any time soon, but if I do, I can change them if I need to, hopefully.

Quit plagiarizing my hubby, or I'll cut your cracker ass!

If O-Bomb-ya is elected, we will all be hoping for change, because he will tax us into obamalivion. Anyone else think that Michelle is better suited to a real whorehouse, and not the one called the White House?

Don't go hatin' on me just because I have to "persuade" those delegates my own self instead of pimpin' out my daughter like Hillary does!

#20
.....okay, obama is a Christian and i'm the Pope. kiss my ring.

Your Eminence! I will kiss your ring!

(But Huckabee is still the Proletariat's TRUE savior.)

I personally am offended that any one with any sense at all would vote for someone based on the color of their skin or their gender. I thought we had gotten past such juvenile judgments.

I assumed we voted for someone because of their policies, ideals, plans and character.

Wait, that doesn't explain how Bill Clinton got elected does it.... Never mind.