Vince Foster? Am I missing something?

Let's just say if I were Obama, I wouldn't go near Fort Marcy Park anytime soon.

Vince Foster was a Clinton staffer who mysteriously "killed himself"
After he became implemented in some of the Clinton scandals.

Heheh, the Clintons surrounded by mysterious deaths? That can't be... again... I don't think so though. They are all focusing on trying to take out the REAL opponent: Ron Paul.

Nah, if the Clinton machine were gonna take out the Obamamessiah, he would not get a Vince Foster suicide treatment. He would be much more useful as a full blown martyr. Therefore it would go down as a very public, probably messy assassination by a neo-nazi or klansman who was then shot by security so the trail ends at the lone nut. Hildabeast could then vampire onto the Obama charisma by claiming to be running to honor his memory.

Brian,
That was much more than adequate. :)
If anything happens to Obama 'on purpose'(there are of course traffic accidents but it would not work for her as well, though it may work) that is just how it will go down.

I sure hope Hillary doesn't kill Obama. That would be mean.

Do Not Want Barack Obama

Throughout history lean folks are the meanest
Barack Obama he too is one of the leanest
Osama, Scrooge and the Grinch - they were all thin
Do evil thoughts also lurk behind Obama's big grin?

Obama smokes like a tall chimney stack.
He poses on the beach showing off his flat rack.
He drags on the cigs because of his anxiety.
He did lots of drugs too. I question his sobriety.

Liberal lattes voting because they feel bad.
voting because of that is dumb and sad.
They think Obama will absolve them for slavery.
It's time to move on. Stop this crazy behavery.

Obama's young followers in masses they gather
Believe him they do. No wrong in his blather.
He lies about weapons and they swallow it whole.
They don't even care about all the lines he stole

Why did we ever let these young people vote?
They march around thinking hope can float.
They are young and dumb. What a bunch of pricks.
I think the voting age should be twenty-six

Don't want this hope. Don't want this change.
Like Frank J. says with Obama it really is hange.
I don't need his religion. I think it is lame.
Do Not Want Barack Obama. I long for the same.

Who is this mysterious "Obama" person? Is this another Muslim terrorist that the media does not report about? Has he made threats against the Clintons?

They could also "Ron Brown" him.

In all seriousness, what are the party rules if something causes a nominee to become incapacitated? Does this factor into Huckabee's determination to crawl past Romney into 2nd place? If Barama gets pushed in front of a train or McCain has an infarction after the convention, what happens?

We'll know Tuesday, spacemonkey, just how desperate Hallarious could become. The SS protection of Obama will no doubt triple afterwards. Now as to McCain, if he doesn't make it to the convention for some reason, you can bet Huckamuck will find himself cast adrift by party regulars - somewhere in the Caribbean. It's all about power. And Huckabee ain't got it.

Hillary could easily do away with Barry O. I mean after all, this is the guy who could get shot just going to the gas station. If that did happen, Michelle could blame all of white America & Hillary could be the next Black President after all.

Of course, when I say Black President, I'm not referring to skin color.

So the NYT publishes an article hinting that McCain might have had an affair 20 years ago; and when their readers take them to task over it, they whine about it. Is the American public that desperate for some kind of scandal?

when I'm sad I like to think about Things i like. Some things I like include moonbeams, sun's rays, leopards, God, pretty flowers, rainbows, Godiva chocolate, software, office supplies,
beautiful paintings, boobs, nerf toys, kittens, mittens, boomerangs and oreos. What kinds of things do you all like?

So the NYT publishes an article hinting that McCain might have had an affair 20 years ago; and when their readers take them to task over it, they whine about it. Is the American public that desperate for some kind of scandal?

It wasn't actually about an affair. It was about lobbyists. Lobbyists have become a bad word. Going negative on McCain is pointless since he is never going to win against Obama anyway. Maybe the left is just trying to make themselves feel better about their future vote for Obama by bringing down John McCain.

Michelle Obama:

"Barack Obama WILL REQUIRE YOU to work. He is going to DEMAND that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation and that you move out of your comfort zone. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage.

Barack will NEVER ALLOW YOU to go back to your lives as usual – uninvolved, uninformed – you have to stay at the seat at the table of democracy with a man like Barack Obama not just on Tuesday but in a year from now, in four years from now, in eights years from now, YOU WILL HAVE TO BE ENGAGED."

Source: http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com

I don't want to be engaged. Leave us alone Barack and Michelle. George W. Bush was better than you.

..REQUIRE YOU...DEMAND...NEVER ALLOW YOU...
YOU WILL HAVE TO...

Yay, I hope everything that's not forbidden becomes mandatory. Free will is the past, we need change!

#15

Doesn't really sound like the typical Nate post. However, I would like to point out that boobs and nerf toys are, in some cases, the same thing. Nerf knockers, or natural, doesn't really matter, they're all real on the outside where it counts.
Semper Fidelis

Follow the bodies. Barak is somewhat safe due to the fact that he is a high profile target. Once someone gets away with murder however they are emboldened to try it again. Hence the body count trailing the Clintons.

Lack of free will = Father of Lies

Guess which side Osamabama is on. By their fruits shall ye know them.

Sorry came across this and just have to say
Anti War I want to see a list of these traitors. While it's their choice to say and do as they wish, it is my choice to not support their way of life. So, maybe when they stop selling records and they have to sell their palatial mansions and start being greeters at Wal Mart they will understand the theory of KARMA.

Did anybody else see SNL Saturday night? They opened with the "Democrat debate from Texas", and it was at least as informative as the real one must have been. In the SNL version though, the media were honest about their love affair with Obama. Plus, they didn't have the candidates actually say anything substantive, so it was really similar to the real debate, but there was less chance of you vomitting.

And then Mike Huckabee was on the show later, and Tina Fey had a 5 minute commercial for Hilary during Weekend Update. Anybody else remeber when SNL used do funny stuff like this instead of spending half the show sucking up to the Liberal Left? Ah, the good old days.

It was funny when Tina said in support of Hillary that "Bitch is the new black." That was fun. I love Tina Fey and Hillary so much. I would like to give them some pretty flowers.

There might be reason to worry about the Obamessiah. Bush and the GOP may have the White House but the Socislist DNC is back in control of the Congress and there is 40 years of Socialist infiltration into every corner of the Federal government infrastructure. Why were police ordered to relax the security at the huge Obama rallies?
The DNC NEEDS black America to feel alienated and dependent on them. A Black man being elected or even just having a serious run with wide spread popular support from all corners would be a devestating blow to their efforts to foster racial hatred. The Dems want him a new martyr.

Sorry came across this and just have to say Anti War I want to see a list of these traitors . . .

#21 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 23, 2008 11:37 PM

The album was put together by Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder, who composed the first single, "No War," specifically for the film. Pearl Jam's live version of Bob Dylan's "Masters of War" also graces the soundtrack.

Springsteen contributed "Devils & Dust," and Neil Young "The Restless Consumer." Other tracks include "Yo George" from Tori Amos, "Son of a Bush" from Public Enemy, and "Bushonomics" from Talib Kweli & Cornel West.

Wow, Tori Amos, Public Enemy and Cornel West! This will be fantastic, the only that will make it more awesome will be Pearl Jam 10 years past its prime, Springsteen 20 years past his prime, and Neil Young 30 years past his prime! (yes, I apologize for knocking Springsteen)

The thing I like I best lately is Mellencamp quietly dealing with the McCain camp to stop using "This is Our Country." Apparently, it’s not selling out to have that song on every damn Chevy commercial on the planet, but he has to keep his principles.

"when I'm sad I like to think about Things i like. Some things I like include moonbeams, sun's rays, leopards, God, pretty flowers, rainbows, Godiva chocolate, software, office supplies,
beautiful paintings, boobs, nerf toys, kittens, mittens, boomerangs and oreos. What kinds of things do you all like?"

To crush Democrats, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women. (Which is actully most of them, regardless of gender)

Sorry for knocking Springsteen, sean? Don't be. He's never been anything worthwhile. His "Born in the USA" was a slap in the face to veterans. Read the lyrics.

He's just another liberal putz.

In all seriousness, what are the party rules if something causes a nominee to become incapacitated?

Perhaps the rules have changed since 1976, but, back then, the Democrats nominated seriously incaapacitated Jimmy Carter, and he won the election, which entitled him to pretend to be President for four years and be attacked by a killer wabbit.

Neil Young 30 years past his prime!

And probably not an American citizen. He was definitely born and raised in Canada, although he lives in, I think, Redwood City or Woodside, about twenty-five miles south of San Francisco.

You can't knock springsteen any more than his music already does. The only passable thing he ever produced was "The River" (and even to enjoy that you have to ignore the somewhat non-euclidean geometry of the the terrain he describes in the song).

If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio I will be super happy but I'm worried I'm going to be sad and the nation is going to be sad because Obama will wins it all. Bitches get stuff done like Tina Fey saying on SNL. That's why we need a bitch like Hillary as our next president (or war hero Mr. McCain). She strong. Obama is weak pathetic man. Mean Sarcasm Man told me he is going to erase me soon forever. Will you all help keep me alive on this blog if he does?

Shame on you spacemonkey!!

Ralph Nader has announced! I think IMAO should get 100% behind his candidacy and support him all the way! Watching him drain votes from BO will be great fun...unless BO is "tits up" in Ft Marcy Park with Smokey The Bear leading the investigation...

Shame on you!! God, I love it when Hillary gets mad. My mom used to say that to us kids back in the stone age and I haven't heard it for years. Shame on you, ussjimmycarter! I just love saying it. The politics of shame.

No one ever advised Hillary that her personality ALONE is enough not to vote for her? That's why white men have moved en masse to Obama. At least the guy is pleasant.

Darth Nader '08! May The Force (of Gaia) Be With You!

#35 was me... Is anyone else having a problem with the site remembering their info? I have to keep reentering it, even when I hit the "Remember me?" tab.

Nader is unsafe at any speed.

Maybe IMAO is trying to tell you something, Alan. Or it's just spacemonkey messing with your mind.

At least the guy is pleasant.

Obama is pleasant? Wow Jimmy. It sounds like Obama sure has you under his spell. We need to get you well. My uncle is a powerful warlock and he came up with this great recipe for people suffering from Barack Attack. Take one eye of newt (substitute with an oreo cookie), three crystallized rose petals, a milliliter of scorpion semen (can substitute with soy milk), a spec of dried chicken or pig flesh and basil and mix it all in a glass of Perrier. Drink. Rest for five hours. Wake up with your mind free of Obama fever!

Awwww. What a cute song. I love Disney movies so much.

#25,

Maybe it is the young person in me, or the metalhead in me, but I have only heard of three of those singers you mentioned. Mainly Public Enemy, because they are just classic and they also did some work with Anthrax.

Or maybe it is because those bands are all the fuity ones that you can't headbang to, and hence I don't bother myself with them? Seriously, how do you headbang to Springsteen?

War? Are you all talkin' about fightin' for treaaye? Well blow me down? I just love me some battles against lubbers. Got t' fight for t' gold and t' beauties. Anyone who won't fight be a bilge rat. Give me death, war and blood any day and I'll be one happy pirate. There's nothin' better than war, grog and beauties. I want as many o' me fellow pirates t' die in battle as can be possible. Dyin' in battle be t' only good way t' go.

Another good song for disgruntled voters!

Words:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIcWxFR4uh0

Obama dressed in muslim garb on his Kenya trip. Not sure how accurate that link is I found. I do know Obama refuses to wear nice USA pin and refuses to hold his hand over his heart during pledge. I am no Obama fan. That is no secret. He is a false God like on Stargate SG-1 - one of my favorite shows of alloftime!

ha ha Michael Moore lose. No win for him for Psycho documentary.

No. Was called Sicko. Not Psycho. :>) :D> :*)

I wouldn't sell Obama a life insurance policy right now.

#46

Or the American presidency. Unfortunately, there are those who'll just give it to him.

And that actually relates to this open thread. Public Enemy (heh. As though a bunch of angry racists make all that much difference...) had a song, years ago when they were less irrelevant than they are now, called "Pollywanna".

Get it? (Polly want a cracker...). It was about interracial relationships & how it was detrimental to the inherent blackness that we get to put up with & call "empowerment" now; disagreeing would be racist, so that's why black comedians can use race as a funny anecdote, but the rest of us cannot use the term 'niggardly' because, even though it is a totally relevant term, it sounds like a racial slur...

# 27 Socrates,
The sorry was for posting twice in a row. I like to take turns and I don't think what I have to say is more important than what someone else has to say.

I don't usually look at the news or internet on Sunday, it punctures the calm peacefulness of my day, so I missed your post.

I have no problem calling a traitor a traitor, like the Dixie Chicks before them, we need to simply stop buying their trash. It's our right to vote with our wallets and I do. Not only did our family stop buying their CD's but we also threw the ones we had away and deleted their songs from our I-Pods.

I wouldn't stop them from doing or saying whatever they want, but I don't have to listen to it.

Six Question History Test
A little history lesson: If you don't know the answer make your best guess.

1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above

2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above

3) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."
A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above

4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own...in order to create this common groun d."
A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above

5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above

6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above

Answers:

(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above. Stat ement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid!

And a big round of applause for mtb23. That sir or madam was excellent.