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February 25, 2008
Who Would Want to Assassinate Barack Obama?
Obama supporters keep bringing up worries that someone is going to assassinate him just like Martin Luther King and John F. Kennedy because Obama is charismatic and preaches hope. Come on. MLK and JFK both had accomplishments. You actually have to do something to give someone a reason to hate and kill you. If you asked a potential assassin what he hated so much about Obama, he'd be just as stumped as Obama's idiotic supporters when asked for an Obama accomplishment. Obama is too insubstantial to hate. It's like hating air. Not going to happen. 34 Responses To "Who Would Want to Assassinate Barack Obama?"
Yeah, Frank, plus he's so even tempered. He doesn't whine, shrill, shriek, cackle, cankle, look like he's lying all the time, have an annoying voice, and a whole lot of other things like an ugly face, spreading this thighs or having a big butt. Plus, he's fairly well organized compared to his competition. What's not to like? #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 25, 2008 04:00 PMJFK had accomplishments? #2 - Posted by: juggernaut on February 25, 2008 04:00 PMI'm conVINCEd someone may be FOSTERing that very thought right now. #3 - Posted by: Dodsfall on February 25, 2008 04:03 PM:-( yes we can have Islamic hats :#| Obamessiah: "And where we are met with cynicism and doubt and fear and those who tell us that we can't, we will respond with that timeless creed that sums up the spirit of the American people in three simple words -- yes, we can. Yes, we can have Muslim robes. Yes, we can have Islamic hats. Yes, we can." :#| I added the bold part to show what Barack is probably really thinking. #4 - Posted by: Nate on February 25, 2008 04:14 PMHmm..Forgive my poor memory but didn't the last 3 repub presidents have actual attempts on their lives? Ohh..America must be racist against old white guys. #5 - Posted by: SkyWatch on February 25, 2008 04:37 PMMaybe his own supporters realize how bad he is going to f-up this country if he gets in office and are worried about a preventative strike. #6 - Posted by: CraigO on February 25, 2008 04:41 PMI wonder when the last time was he pumped his own gas? That is when he is most vulnerable I have heard. #7 - Posted by: CraigO on February 25, 2008 04:42 PMI be lookin' at you, Hillary. #8 - Posted by: on February 25, 2008 04:46 PMI be lookin' at you, Hillary. #9 - Posted by: on February 25, 2008 04:46 PMI be lookin' at you, Hillary. #10 - Posted by: on February 25, 2008 04:46 PMIn an effort to discourage would-be assassins, Barack Obama has decided to select a running mate that no one would want as president. Senator Kerry said that he was flattered and would gladly accept. #11 - Posted by: DamnCat on February 25, 2008 04:46 PMIf he's scared about getting capped, he should just pick Hitlery as his running mate.............no wait, then she would just have him killed......whew... tough call #12 - Posted by: Clay S. on February 25, 2008 04:48 PMFor juggernaut, JFK's accomplishments: http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_p2.html #13 - Posted by: Adam on February 25, 2008 05:02 PMI saw Hillary say "meet me in Ohio" and I'm thinkin' that the Secret Service needs to frisk her (EWWW!!!) before they debate! Possibly they could choose a very masculine female agent to do a full - gag- body - gag again - search - wretch!!! #14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 25, 2008 05:09 PMPower-puke, shudder, faint, wake-up, faint, power-puke, faint, wake-up, go blind, stoke... #15 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 25, 2008 05:16 PM#13, Juggernaut was referring to JFK's accomplishments as president. He didn't do much, besides the fact that he just happened to be the president while the Cuban Missile Crisis occurred. Had that not happened, and had he not been assassinated, he would have been another Carter. #17 - Posted by: Michael R. on February 25, 2008 05:28 PMNow, let's see: JFK: seriously launched our space program, cut taxes, took on big steel, started the ball on the civil rights act, orchestrated the biggest attack in history (via Bobby) on the US Mafia, botched the Bay of Pigs invasion of "Cuber," sent advisors to Viet Nam... Definitely not Jimmah Carter, Michael. #18 - Posted by: Jimmy on February 25, 2008 05:36 PMWell, if someone IS gonna do it, could they please do it before next month so we can keep it all wrapped up in Black History Month? #19 - Posted by: bunkerboy on February 25, 2008 05:46 PMWell there certainly couldn't be anyone disgruntled as a result of one of the policies he's implemented...as, he hasn't implemented any policies. #20 - Posted by: Son of Bob on February 25, 2008 05:57 PMIf nominated, Obama will move toward the center. If elected, he will have to face the world as it is, not as he (and I) would like it to be. What happens when he says we cannot immediately pull out of Iraq but goes through a “phased withdrawal” that lasts years. Or he truns out to be a supporter of Israel. Or “free” “universal” “health care” is not forthcoming. Especially considering how his campaign is one of “hope” and emotion and increasingly a creepy cult of personality. Imagine how gilted his most fervant supporters will feel if he starts culling back on everything he has planned. Frankly, if I were Obama, I would be more afraid of a deranged leftie (as though there were any other kind) or former supporter than anyone else. #21 - Posted by: Room 237 on February 25, 2008 06:52 PM Room 237 makes a terrific point. The scary thing about Barack Obama is his fanatical supporters are feeling things they shouldn't be feeling for a politician. BHO won't do everything the left wants because it simply isn't possible. Americans should try and appoint a Republican congress to make it even more impossible. He is promising falsehoods to his followers. His inevitable move to the middle will cause the same reactions as when somebody gets dumped. Some Obama followers will drink. Some will mope. Some won't come out of their room for weeks. And some will become angry. #22 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on February 25, 2008 07:04 PM#22 - SM, I think we should leave the Dhimmi Congress in just as it is. Then, when all hell breaks out and all the campaign promises are broken, BHO can't pin it on a "vast white-right conspiracy". (BTW, you heard "vast white-right conspiracy" here first, folks. Remember that when the CNN sound bites roll in...) #23 - Posted by: Tim on February 25, 2008 07:27 PMDude, JFK banged Marilyn Monroe. That is an amazing accomplishment in of itself. Also, Hinkley didn't have a very good reason for shooting Reagan. In fact, out of all the liberal reasons to shoot Reagan, he probably picked the worst one of them. #24 - Posted by: Pantera on February 25, 2008 08:44 PMI betcha that Obama is even starting to get creeped out by his supporters. #25 - Posted by: Illinidiva on February 25, 2008 09:51 PMI betcha that Obama is even starting to get creeped out by his supporters. #26 - Posted by: Illinidiva on February 25, 2008 09:52 PMHe is an "infidel" to the enemy... #27 - Posted by: on February 26, 2008 12:54 AMEven bullets couldn't kill Ronald Reagan! A good stiff breeze will be hard for this empty suit to survive! #28 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on February 26, 2008 07:08 AMWe got a pool going on him up here at the office. as for other JFK things he did serve in the navy during WWII and didnt throw his meadels or any one elses at the whitehouse #30 - Posted by: tom on February 26, 2008 02:54 PMIf he is threat to future machine domination. #31 - Posted by: Skynet on February 27, 2008 01:42 AMUnfortunately, Obama's shift to the center will not mean much when his starting point is to the left of Trotsky and Lenin. He will still do incalculable damage to the Republic and the resulting civil unrest will, hopefully, push enough people to end the slide to Socialism.
At this point, when it appears that he will simply be beaten like a dirty rug in the general election, they pray for his martyrdom as vindication and proof that their bigotry is valid. We should not deny them their dreams, but we can and will deny their fulfillment. BTW, it isn't conservatives who shoot at American presidents and candidates. Check the record, even the liberals are shot at by commies and jihadis. I suspect I may be alone in considering the Palestinian assassination of Bobbie Kennedy as the opening act of the present war, but don't know how else to categorize it. #33 - Posted by: Ronsonic on February 28, 2008 01:28 PMWhat an unbelievably irresponsible line of inquiry, this post. #34 - Posted by: Bruce on March 1, 2008 01:16 PMPost a comment
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