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February 29, 2008
Note to Terrorists
Posted by Frank J. at 11:26 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (7)

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is just a slogan; the FBI will still find out what you did there.

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Commercial advertisement slogans lie? ... what?!

#1 - Posted by: NeoconNews.com on February 29, 2008 11:45 AM

I think only terminators could figure this stuff out in Las Vegas.

My other thinking is the FBI has developed terminators in the mid 80's, and the movie was a guide book of what not to do. Like if your last name is Connor, don't name your kids Sarah or John.

Also I see another connection. Reagan, like anyone should, loved highly advanced weapons that can do cool things. What could be more cool than cyborgs. Being the visionary, he knew that one day we would need them to stop terrorists in country.

#2 - Posted by: GregVolk on February 29, 2008 12:31 PM

The FBI now says this incident does not appear to be terrorism-related.

Apparently it was all a silly mis-understanding. Someone grabbed the deadly-bio agent accidentally while intending to grab the similarly named bag of grain next to it.

"RICIN??? Silly me, I thought it was RICE!" D'Oh! Well...no harm no foul, right?"

#3 - Posted by: on February 29, 2008 01:04 PM

I'm all for allowing the punishment to fit the crime. What say we round up a bunch of these sleeper cell folks, seal them in a room containing ricin and see if anybody comes out. If they do we can rub them down with pigs blood and shoot them with bullets soaked in lard.

You know that whole pigs blood/ bullet thing worked real well for the Brits before they became neutered. (Pardon Prince Harry and the lads who are out there now, but you know it's mostly true).

Contrary to Hussien Osamaba and Hitlery's ideas, you can't deal with, negotiate with, talk to , trust or parley with Muslim extremists. Just look what they do to their women, and they NEED them. Some animals just have to be put down.

#4 - Posted by: seanmahair on February 29, 2008 03:51 PM

Ricin-a-Roni, the Islamic Jihadi treat!

#5 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on February 29, 2008 04:06 PM

OH $hit is all I can think. No body caught on since the guy went in the hospital on the 14th!! The news spins can't agree on one story but the truth is out there. Someone screwed up and missed this the first time around. They dont know how many people were in the room during this guys stay. A friend OR?! relative went to collect his belongings from the hotel?!! They don't even know who the man was but he turned in the bag to the manager in one story, and in another 3 police, 3 workers, and 1 guest went to the hospital. They tested ok? Bull there is no test for Ricin exposure. It is 100% Ricin! That is a weapons grade level extraction, not an easy job to go from Castor bean to that pure a level. It is Illegal to possess, but the stories can't agree on even this. My guess is this guy was teaching Ricin making 101 to a bunch of individuals who all are still loose in Las Vegas.

With the INTERNATIONAL SECURITY CONFERENCE just around the corner and Spring Break in Las Vegas you get 2 targets for the price of one. The Extended Stay America Hotel is only 2.5 miles away from the huge Sands Expo and Conference Center that just celebrated its completion on 2-8-08. With more than 1.8 million square feet of combined meeting and event space, the Sands Expo and Convention Center and Venetian Congress facility, is the third largest in the country, and the finest of its kind.
Here is a list of other potential targets.

MARCH 10-13 - AUTOMOTIVE OIL CHANGE ASSOCIATION - Attendees: 2,500
MARCH 10-13 - SHOWEST – MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY - Attendees: 10,000
MARCH 11-13 - CONEXPO - CON/AGG - CONSTRUCTION
co-located show IFPE 2008: the International Exposition for Power Transmission
Attendees: 135,000
MARCH 16-19 - INTERNATIONAL HALLOWEEN, COSTUME & PARTY SHOW - Attendees: 4,000
MARCH 17-18 - NATIONAL ALLIANCE OF CERTIFIED LEGAL NURSE CONSULTANTS - Attendees: 3,000
MARCH 24-28 - NATIONAL PROFESSIONAL EDUCATION INSTITUTE, INC. - Attendees: 1,700
MARCH 25-29 - WATER QUALITY ASSOCIATION - Att: 2,000
MARCH 31-APRIL 4 - INSTITUTE OF ELECTRICAL AND ELECTRONICS ENGINEERS (IEEE) - Attendees: 2,300
APRIL 1-3 - CELLULAR TELECOMMUNICATIONS AND INTERNET ASSOCIATION - Attendees: 40,000
APRIL 1-3 - IPC ASSOCIATION CONNECTING ELECTRONIC INDUSTRIES/PRINTED CIRCUITS EXPO, APEX & THE DESIGNERS SUMMIT - Attendees: 5,000
APRIL 2-4 - INTERNATIONAL SECURITY CONFERENCE - Attendees: 17,000

Why was this kept quiet until now well the last few months have been really terrible for the Las Vegas economy, and we don’t want to scare off the Spring Break, and NCAA March Madness Sports Book gamblers do we?! I’m going to Vegas 3-14 to 3-20 but I’ll be drinking bottled water, and maybe wearing a respiratory mask. Hell I hope I’m being paranoid.

PappaSmurf
PS. A small plane just crashed on State Highway 157 South of milemarker 12. The crash site is Northwest of a training area by a water basin in the desert. Yep bottled water for sure.

#6 - Posted by: PappaSmurf on February 29, 2008 07:27 PM

Game on boys and girls, Game On. The Bio/Chem will be the terrorist choice of engagment. Much easier to develop and deploy than a "dirty" bomb.

#7 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on February 29, 2008 08:34 PM
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