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March 01, 2008
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Posted by Frank J. at 01:19 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (17)

Some have been saying that McCain might not be able to be president since he wasn't born in America, but has anyone considered that Obama might not technically be able to be president since at inauguration no one will be allowed to say his full name?

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Ever seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights? BHO's in the same spot the Sheriff of Rottingham was in at the wedding.

"Your name is Mervin? *giggle*"

#1 - Posted by: Neil Stevens on March 1, 2008 01:48 PM

I'm sure Obamahammed will grant a one-time dispensation to allow his middle name to be uttered. Just don't draw any cartoons of him....

#2 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 1, 2008 02:12 PM

This talk of middle names is unseemly for such an important and intellectually vibrant site as this. The great issues of the day are spread out before us like winter wheat awaiting the scythe of our argument, and yet we prattle on about names.

For instance, did you know that Al Sharpton is smarter than Louis Farrakhan? Sharpton is waiting to endorse Obama until he can't hurt his chances.

#3 - Posted by: Socrates on March 1, 2008 02:26 PM

Why would anyone not think about the chances that Obama lost his citizenship when his mother moved to Indonesia and he went with her? I think that the fact that she kept marrying foreign nationals is truly a problem for him.

http://liberalsmash.blogspot.com/2008/03/obama-is-kenyan-but-not-really-or-is-he.html

#4 - Posted by: Two Dogs on March 1, 2008 05:54 PM

Sharpton hasn't endorsed Obie because he isn't a true African-American: he has no ancestors who were American slaves. I have seen this argument on the discussion boards a wikipedia, amongst other places. Anyway, when you say his whole name out loud, it sounds like he might actually be an Arab (coincidence, I'm sure).

#5 - Posted by: nyexpat on March 1, 2008 07:39 PM

Will Obama place his hand on the Bible when sworn in? If not can he be president? He has to take the oath of office and I'm not sure if it's an oath if it's not taken with ones hand on a Bible.

Really, I'm asking, 'cause I don't know. I would think this is a more important issue than John McCains place of birth to parents who were American citizens, one of whom was in the military at a time.

Just saying.

#6 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 1, 2008 08:26 PM

I just did a piece on the McCain thing at my blog (and can I just say how much it pissed me off to be doing a defense piece for McCain?!).

Interesting point on Obama, though...
Maybe he should just change his name and get it over with. Maybe something like "Josh."
Barack Josh Obama.

That works, right?

The Barackalypse is coming. The Obamanation has been poured from the seventh vial.

#7 - Posted by: r2streu on March 1, 2008 09:45 PM

"The great issues of the day are spread out before us like winter wheat awaiting the scythe of our argument, and yet we prattle on about names."

Socrates, I rather think the great fields of winter wheat are being devoured by the most insipid breed of left wing locusts. I can only hope their "democracy" starves themselves to death.

#8 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 1, 2008 11:16 PM

Well, according to the left wing loons, Ms. Hillary has been calling Mr. O something else.
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2008/03/why-are-letters-nig-on-childs-pajamas.html#comments
Heh. I love watching these dorks snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and self-destructing. We at Vast Right Wing Conspiracies R' Us can't even begin to dream this stuff up!!

#9 - Posted by: neocon cowgirl on March 1, 2008 11:28 PM

True 'dat cowgirl. They are their own worst enemies. I wish I couldn't say the same about many of us. While I will have to hold my noise when I vote, I just can't vote for either of the candidates on the other side either.

We of course have Huckabee who still thinks the nomination is his as soon as the next scandal comes along.

And Ron Paul the Ross Periot of the 21st century. Really we need someone we can all stand behind and so far I'm not seeing him.

The two real conservatives Thompson and Romney were forced out by the real liberals. It's a shame but there it is. I, like someone else said today, am no longer a Republican just a conservative. NO party represents me. After 30+ years as a registered Republican, my party has left me, I didn't leave it.

#10 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 2, 2008 12:01 AM

Really, seanmahair. I've voted Republican all my life but never registered. It was ussjimmycarter who said: "I'm no longer a republican...just a conservative...sigh." Frank should do one of those poll thingy's and see how many feel that way. What thinkest thou?

#11 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 2, 2008 12:22 AM

I thought that if one of both of your parents were American citizens, you would be too, no matter where you were born. I suppose it would help if your parents were genuine loyal American people, unlike another certain candidate's mutha & her trysts with muslimy morons... "Where all de white (infidel) women at?"

I think it might help said other candidate if his wife wasn't a whiny Condi look-alike who's convinced that black males get shot at gas stations for no apparent reason all the time. BTW, was she paying attention when John Mohammed and John Lee Malvo were doing that to mostly non-white people at gas stations? Maybe we should ask her.

#12 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 2, 2008 02:09 AM

My daughter legally changed her first, middle, and last names. I protested that. Then, when my wife and I were married, she changed all three of hers, too. It's easy to do.

That said, Obama must have considered it going in, or not. Either he knew it would come out anyway, or he figured it would be good for him with the left-wing base (the BDS moonbats that think hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis should be slaughtered under the iron fist of Saddam) to keep it. The anti Iraq war loons.

You can Google "Saddam Hussein's Atrocities' and watch some real disturbing videos. I guarantee you won't be able to watch them clear through.

I am not equating Obama with Saddam, but whats with the "never should have gone there" idea?

This guy scares me on policy.

This country needs a leader on foreign policy and sadly, I have to vote for McCain. Obama MUST be defeated on the issues.

#13 - Posted by: Pork & Beans on March 2, 2008 08:22 AM

I'm as disgusted as any of you with the choices we have in this election; but still I will vote RINO before I will sit on my hands, and watch the left vote in a socialist Hugo Chavez fan.

#14 - Posted by: nyexpat on March 2, 2008 12:14 PM

If you say his middle name three times while looking into a mirror, just which one of them will appear?

#15 - Posted by: GregVolk on March 2, 2008 04:11 PM

A QUIZ

Those who will vote for a liberal Republican will,

a: guarantee a worst RINO next time (more liberal)

b.will seduce few liberals into leaving the true liberal party to vote for a liberal wannabe?

c:be voting for a pure socialist/Marxist th next election.

d:all of the above


answer:d

the cure -conservatives need to reject the GOP and become spoilers with real power again (just like McCain's gang of 14 showed us how a few can stop both sides from functioning.

#16 - Posted by: on March 2, 2008 05:57 PM

#6 he can use Quran /Koran.

for those who like to be told nicely; here's an article: http://www.afajournal.org/2008/january/0108mosque_state.asp

obama's stance on foreign policy comes off to me as violence toward our military and all who support it. then in turn to the American people. obama’s stance completely supports the terrorists.

and for the conservative voters who take into consideration Christian ethics and morals – take a look at his stance on pro-abortion.

his big mouth just keeps saying things are going to change and for us to hope for the best……..jeffrey dahmer probably said that very same thing……my point being that his message is as unstable as it is useless.

#17 - Posted by: mtb23 on March 3, 2008 11:41 AM
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