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March 03, 2008
Is Hillary a Muslim?
Posted by Frank J. at 04:29 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (28)

People got all upset about picture of Obama in Muslim clothes, but I never saw people get upset about this picture of Hillary in a burka:

Well... prove it's not her.

Rating: 4.2/5 (12 votes cast)

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28 Responses To "Is Hillary a Muslim?"

Of course it's not her, she's not eating a puppy.

#1 - Posted by: nightfly on March 3, 2008 04:55 PM

Are your nuts, Frank? I'd DO this chick...no comparison to Hillary who if given a decision I'd have my "thingy" cut off and fed to the dogs!

#2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 3, 2008 04:56 PM

Both of their hips and thighs are totally wrong, Frank. Apparently you need to study Hillary's geometry.

#3 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 3, 2008 04:57 PM

The mathematics of Hillary's body shape can best be described as the convergence of a vector field...

...of blubber.

#4 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 3, 2008 05:03 PM

Hillary's form is merely a holographic projection covering her true, insectoid appearance. Being immune to technology, enlightenment, or humanity, a burka would reveal her true form - I don't see six legs or the proboscis through which she devours human souls.

#5 - Posted by: Master Shake on March 3, 2008 05:08 PM

Maybe it's not her. It looks more like the new 2008 fashion line debut at a beekeepers convention.

"And this years hot colors for collecting honey are sea-foam and eggplant. Eggplant is the new black."

#6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 3, 2008 05:16 PM

This is so not Hillary. There's no way that woman would hide her light under a bushel no matter how politically correct it was.

This has to be a picture of women exiting the new "muslim women favored gym hours" at Harvard. Apparently now there are special hours set aside at one of the gyms for Muslim women to work out. Men are restricted from using facilities they have paid to utilize. Infidel women are allowed in however. Apparently it's a "religious" consideration.

Go figure. Here I thought religion was verbotten at Harvard. Well roll me in the mud and call me Harry Reid. (well not really, it's just a saying)

#7 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 3, 2008 05:20 PM

Well roll me in the mud and call me Harry Reid.

I refuse to do any such thing. I would never besmirch mud on anyone by calling it Harry Reid.

#8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 3, 2008 05:27 PM

Oh and by the way,
somebody tell me this picture was NOT taken in this country! Tell me that a person is not subjugated in this way. Tell me that just as we can not take "Zionist" literature, clothing, objects into Muslim run countries, we do not allow people to restrict the rights of equal members of our society.

If they want to practice this particular practice then go all the way and keep the offensive practice in their homes where they are "supposed to be" without the "Almighty Men" who need to guard them.

Just because Muslim men are afraid of women doesn't mean the rest of the men in this world are cowards. That whole women are precious lie needs to be thrown out with the burkas.

#9 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 3, 2008 05:29 PM

Not Hillary. No Secret Service agents throwing rose petals before her, lest her dainty feet step on a Volkswagen or something.

#10 - Posted by: Socrates on March 3, 2008 06:06 PM

I want to make a "two-bagger" joke but I got nothing.

#11 - Posted by: Fuloydo on March 3, 2008 07:11 PM

I hope all you Texas folks are heading out to vote for Hillary tomorrow. We need to keep her on life support. The comedy is too good, let them keep at each other, keep her around.

As for the pic, she must be on the right. Not her color blue...

#12 - Posted by: CraigO on March 3, 2008 07:47 PM

WOW. It covers the horns, hoofs, tail and EVERYTHING.

Cool.

It's nice to see that a burka is FINALLY good for something.

But I still wonder if she's eating the heart of a 5 year old boy under there-

Again.

#13 - Posted by: Bile, Snark, and Sneer on March 3, 2008 08:14 PM

That's not Hillary... As far as I know.

#14 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on March 3, 2008 08:17 PM

i don't know...i don't see the usual embarrassing 'cankle bulge'...tough call

#15 - Posted by: hordog on March 3, 2008 09:05 PM

I'm so confused. Why does everyone seem to refer to Hillary as a she? Is it like the John Edwards gay jokes?

#16 - Posted by: AR on March 3, 2008 09:34 PM

She may be a witch, but she was not riased as a Muslim like Obama, and is not 43% Arab like Obama (http://righthooks.blogspot.com/2008/02/question-obama-cannot-answer.html)

#17 - Posted by: Van on March 3, 2008 10:16 PM

Re: #9,

"Just because Muslim men are afraid of women doesn't mean the rest of the men in this world are cowards. That whole women are precious lie needs to be thrown out with the burkas."

Incorrect assumption. Women are in these clothes to PROTECT them from men who are not their husbands. Since
a. It is not illegal in some countries for a man to grab a woman, rape her in an alley and then have her stoned to death for 'embarrassing her family', and
b. The men in these countries are fookin scum who would rape a boy if a woman were not available,
it stands to reason that you want to make your wife unappealing.

Spent a week in Qatar a few months ago, and it was like bhurkaville. The looks that men were giving uncovered women were worse than any Law and Order "bad guy" you have ever seen.

#18 - Posted by: Sysiphus on March 3, 2008 10:50 PM

Too-shay.

#19 - Posted by: Peter Loti on March 3, 2008 11:13 PM

It's Bill, you moron!

#20 - Posted by: ExUrbanKevin on March 3, 2008 11:21 PM

I'm just pimping myself here.

http://community.livejournal.com/icanhazchange/

#21 - Posted by: alli on March 4, 2008 01:11 AM

It is just Obama, see how he casts a shadow from his messiah powered light that appears to be someone else behind him wearing black. You can tell further because he is floating a few inches off of the filthy concrete that commoners walked on, and there is that aura of hope...

#22 - Posted by: GregVolk on March 4, 2008 02:14 AM

It might be Hillary, she has possibly taken to using Ninjas for security.

Or it is both BHO and HRC leaving DNC headquarters. So frightened after they were briefed on what really goes on in the real world they both felt compelled to hide under their blankies.

Or maybe John Edwards and his special friend leaving the Y M C A.

#23 - Posted by: GregVolk on March 4, 2008 02:26 AM

Well looky there, the other half of her ass grew a torso and head. So, yes of course its her.

#24 - Posted by: MikefromtheWVpartofNY on March 4, 2008 07:36 AM

NOT HILLARY, the elbows are wider than her hips.

#25 - Posted by: WSMS on March 4, 2008 08:28 AM

Definitely not Hillary...thighs are not fat enough to be hers.

#26 - Posted by: spoonhead7 on March 4, 2008 10:31 AM

If Hillary dressed this way all the time she'd have higher approval ratings.

#27 - Posted by: Notpaul on March 4, 2008 12:57 PM

The one on the right is the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. The one on the left is his sidekick, Tonto.

#28 - Posted by: Cicero on March 4, 2008 09:42 PM
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