Frank. The answer is obvious. Yes.

Every politician thinks they invented politics just like the young thinks they invented sex.

I think the very suggestion is cynical, and we all know that the Obamessiah is not cynical.

"Present"

As a matter of fact, Jimmy, I did invent sex.

I just can't prove it since no one else was there to witness it.

Yeah, Al, but you did it as an old man!! Too late.

Would that be classified as an inconvenient truth?

I'm hoping for him to do the Obamessiah version of "I voted for it before I voted against it". As he campaigns, he'll also have to wear 2 baseball caps simultaneously - 1 facing forwards and 1 facing backwards. That would give him plenty of street cred with the rappers and pimps, yo'. Then, he's gonna have to go to an Osmond Family Reunion concert so he doesn't anger the crackers.

A representative of his has started spreading the rumor with gay groups that Michelle Obama is a beard.

Heh.

Shouldn't that be "has" a beard?

Lies! All Lies!

I have NEVER expressed honkey tolerance! Honkeys are even worse than y'all crackers! The closest to tolerance I've ever gotten is to consider just puttin' y'all in detention camps and using you for cheap labor instead of exterminating you outright like my pastor wants!

hahaha
you funny

obama yo mama

mccain!

I'm for Barack because he represents hope for the future and the future is in the future and that is what we hope for and it is not the past which is like sooo lame. Hopefully we can all get together and hope for change for the future with Obama and we will have hope for a future full of change and hope and hopefully a changing future of hope and change!

I'm for Barack because he represents hope for the future and the future is in the future and that is what we hope for and it is not the past which is like sooo lame. Hopefully we can all get together and hope for change for the future with Obama and we will have hope for a future full of change and hope and hopefully a changing future of hope and change!

#11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 4, 2008 02:03 PM

Now we know who BHO's speechwriter is!! Don't we Mr. Carter???

Well, ussjc, I'm HOPING that Obama hands Hillary her keister in Texas and the rest don't matter 'cause she'll be done like an over-cooked ham. Hillary then goes home crying (and I want that video!).

That will then CHANGE things and focus on the final battle where Obama is exposed for the progressive, liberal, national socialist sorry a$$ that he truly is. Obama is then defeated in November.

This is the two step, "two-for-the-price-of-one" strategy, aka, the "full frontal assault." Look at it this way, it gets rid of Hillary. Yay!

I hate to burst your bubble, Jimmy, but Hillary will never, ever go away. She's kinda like that irritating guy at work who is always in your cubicle to talk about his pathetic life and asking your opinion on all kinds of stupid stuff you don't care about. Even when you turn back to your desk, he just keeps droning on because he needs to feel "understood". You can flip him off, say "yup, gotta get back to work", or spray him with Clorox but he just won't go away.

That's why the journalists covering Obama's campaign could appreciate him more. His stump speeches, for them, could be less boring than listening to Hillary shrieking about the same things over and over. (I wouldn't want that assignment).

Instead of being forced to hear canned talking points at every s-i-n-g-l-e stop, the Obama campaign press gets a veritable smorgasbord of pandering and candy-coated Socialist flummery.

Who cares if it's hollow and/or phony? At least it's somewhat different, oh, and hopeful....

Yeahbut, captain, upon losing Texas and dropping out from the pressure, I think Hillary will douche herself in her own tears and hyper-sensitivity. I can't imagine her campaigning for Obama, can you? New Yorker's will still have to put up with her (serves them right!) and she'll no doubt grab the news at times scratching and biting at McCain's presidency, but I can live with that.

Rightjabs: I want them both to go down - just Hillary first. This would give the Republican Party more time to attack the farthest left candidate: Obama.

#14 cptnmoroni

You can flip him off, say "yup, gotta get back to work", or spray him with Clorox but he just won't go away.

Man, Captain, it sounds like you need to polish up the resume!

#14 - Posted by: cptnmoroni

My friend, you need to work on your standoffishness. I have personally rasied it to an artform. If you're interested, I'm teaching a class at the learning annex. I haven’t had a homeless person ask me for a damn thing in over four years. And that works out great, because, like all good conservatives, I hate poor people with the white hot passion of a thousand burning suns. See you in class.

Sincerely,

Professor Juggernaut

#16 Jimmy

I want them both to go down

Yeah, me too.

You know things are bad when Noam Chomsky tells them: "Now you moonbats have gone too far!"

#18 juggernaut

I'm teaching a class at the learning annex.

Your course sounds informative. What, if any, are the prerequisites?

Could you post the syllabus here?

*** All you Democrats in Ohio and Texas ***

VOTE OBAMA

Hillary out = CHANGE the dirty CLINTON underwear.

Do it now! Strike while the iron is hot! He who hesitates is lost! Out damned spot, OUT!! (I can't think of any other cliches.)

I heard he told a group of his "hope" supporters that he hates change, and a group of his "change" supporters that he hates hope. I'm not sure how he's going to get out of that one.

I know that Rush and Laura are saying that we should vote for the Beast but I think we should drive a stake through her heart now or she will arise and we shall pay later! Myself and Jimmy will be assigned to hell as her personal sex slaves! We will be tied down and fed massive doses of wiener candy so that she can have her way with us before casting us away to Ft. Marcy Park rolled up in a blanket...

Your course sounds informative. What, if any, are the prerequisites?

#20 - Posted by: Rightjabs

Only one prerequisite, my friend; a general dislike for most human beings you encounter on a day-to-day basis. The first lesson is entitled “You too can make eye contact a psychological punch in the face.” My favorite lesson, however, is number 6 “In-laws: the jack-asses who think you’re buddies because you married their sister – and the four words to say to ensure they never ask you to game night again”

I think we should drive a stake through her heart now

#23 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter

Don't make a rookie mistake. Remember to cut off her head and fill the mouth with garlic. Just a word to the wise.

Right, ussjimmycarter and juggernaut. And that scares the Viagra right out of me. I'm limp, no, shriveled and withdrawn just thinking about her. All real women-loving men need to unite to cast this beotch out!! Away with her. She's D A N G E R O U S.

And you women, don't you see it?? Can you imagine the damage done to all of our psychologies by her presence in the campaign? She's biggest female turn-off in the history of the human race. If she were a Republican, I'd STILL want her gone.

Juggernaut, don't forget the salt and burial at a crossroads to be certain.

This has absolutely nothing to do with this topic, but I just thought I'd let Frank know that not only is Fred still on the ballot in Ohio, he got my vote this morning!

After Obama gets plastered all over the infield by McCain in November, does anybody honestly believe that Hillary Clinton will not be back in 2012? I'm telling you, we want her to beat Obama so that she is the one beaten to within an inch of her political life in November. That's the only way she's ever going to go away. The way things are going, she'll be saying, "If you stupid Kos Kids had just nominated me, we would already have our hippie-paradise" 3 1/2 years from now. She has an unquenchable thirst for power that only a good beating in the general election will cure.

I'm sorry maybe I misread. We are talking about a politician, right? A Liberal Democratic politician, in the mold of say McGovern, Hart, Kerry and Carter.

I thought that was standard operating procedure.

cptnmoroni - if I knew that would happen for sure, then I'd agree. But I just can't help wanting her to go away now and be labeled a big obstreperous LaLoser while we have the chance. There's no time like the present.