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March 06, 2008
IMAO Straw Poll
Posted by Cadet Happy at 09:58 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (25)

Clinton aide compares Obama to Ken Starr


Who is more dangerous when cornered?
Hillary Clinton
Rabid Wolvervine
  
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Rating: 2.9/5 (21 votes cast)

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25 Responses To "IMAO Straw Poll"

Especially when viewed from the waste down. Oh... fangs.

#1 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 6, 2008 10:14 PM

Oh come on. Over 50 votes and I'm the only one who's commented so far? Jeesh.

#2 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 6, 2008 10:56 PM

Man, I had no idea that wolverines were so CUTE.

Actually, if you put a picture of a steaming turd next to a picture of Hillary, the steaming turd looks cute too.

#3 - Posted by: Cicero on March 6, 2008 11:05 PM

A wolverine never wins in Ohio.
But at least he could get on the Michigan ballot.

#4 - Posted by: superdelegate on March 6, 2008 11:26 PM

So one is the vicious, snarling animal and the other is the wolverine?

#5 - Posted by: spacemonkey on March 6, 2008 11:50 PM

Yay spacemonkey, you are correct, sir. Actually, the wolverine is smiling nicely. Friendly, nice wolverine... good boy. The thing on the left is a venemous, phychotic hildebeast.

#6 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 6, 2008 11:59 PM

Oh, come on, hasn't anybody every seen the movie "Red Dawn"? Hilary's worse than that?

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!

#7 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on March 7, 2008 12:19 AM

It's harder to fend off a wolverine, they are smaller.

#8 - Posted by: AR on March 7, 2008 12:25 AM

I think the wolverine's dentist did a better job.

#9 - Posted by: innominatus on March 7, 2008 01:06 AM

Well this is tough you see a wolverine can kill a bear and is vicious as all get out! However Clinton can kill our country so I think that takes precidence over killing a bear. Although bears have been known to run on site when Hillary Clinton is around.

#10 - Posted by: Mateo on March 7, 2008 01:41 AM

Got to be the Hildabeast,

A Wolverine can rip your throat out and end your life in a heartbeat, but the Hildabeast will eat your soul.

#11 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on March 7, 2008 05:59 AM

A wolverine never wins in Ohio.
But at least he could get on the Michigan ballot.

#4 - Posted by: superdelegate on March 6, 2008 11:26 PM

Superdelegate, is that why the Wolverines have one 57 times to Ohio States 41 times??

#12 - Posted by: maytag on March 7, 2008 06:44 AM

If it had just been a regular old wolverine, I would have said Hillary, but "Rabid Wolverine" was Chris Benoit's nickname and we know what happened there. So call it about even, although as far as I know Hillary's kill count is only one and she probably didn't do that with her bare hands.

#13 - Posted by: bgrx on March 7, 2008 06:57 AM

Which one is Hillary? If you're going to have a poll, at least make the choices distinct.

#14 - Posted by: Socrates on March 7, 2008 07:31 AM

It wasn't a wolverine they had in mind when they came up with "she can hurt you in so many ways!"

#15 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on March 7, 2008 08:44 AM

Hillary. Why? It's the poisonous spit.

#16 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on March 7, 2008 09:03 AM

Ask Vince Foster.

#17 - Posted by: SeeBS on March 7, 2008 09:30 AM

It's legal to shoot rabid wolverines.

#18 - Posted by: John on March 7, 2008 09:31 AM

Wolverines have claws and fangs. Hillary has the IRS. Which do you think would be a more painful way to die???

#19 - Posted by: Texaspartan on March 7, 2008 09:32 AM


Now come on don't y'all know yer varmints? That's a badger, not a wolverine.

#20 - Posted by: Alamo on March 7, 2008 10:18 AM

And that is precisely why we need Hillary to continue, until the Democrat Party is in shreds, the gruesomeness of Chicago and identity politics hanging out exposed for all to see.

With that in mind, I already offered Hillary my advice for moving on.

#21 - Posted by: Mike O on March 7, 2008 03:26 PM

maytag, "Won." W-O-N. You haven't "one" anything for so long, you've forgotten how to spell it. I freely admit you were quite a power back when Michigan was Republican.

What's the date of your elections, again?

#22 - Posted by: superdelegate on March 8, 2008 01:27 PM

That's a badger, Mike, and they are a whole lot nicer and more useful than that scary thing next to them.

#23 - Posted by: Kevin on March 8, 2008 09:38 PM

I had to pick the wolverine because, since I'm packing a Glock 9mm at all times, the wolverine is much smaller and harder to hit and won't kindly ask me not to shoot it.

#24 - Posted by: Rob on March 10, 2008 05:16 AM

Where is the Ron Paul choice?

#25 - Posted by: ThomasF on March 10, 2008 04:02 PM
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