Unfortunately for you, my most favorite jokes are the absolutely horrid puns... and that was the worst one I've seen in a while. Congratulations!

Face it, Frank J., if you tell people to give you a low star rating, they will give you a high one. Try reverse psychology.

Let's all agree to rate the next "In My World"/"Hellbender" 1/2 star.

Otherwise we may suffer more of these puns.

I haven't been to the ol' blog in a while, Frank.

Why are you making these people suffer so? Does your heart not feel the tingle of compassion? @_@

Somebody find this poor man a job!

My vote doesn't count because I'm apparently a troll... heh.

It's like the producers. You couldn't fail if you tried.

Make a "Hitler on Ice" post. That'll prove it.

But that's why I read here!

I don't get it. The only feline wrapper that I know of is a burlap sack that you stuff 'em into an then toss in the river.

A bird was walking down a path in the woods. As he walked, he found a bush next to the path. When the bird approached, a hand came out of the bush, grabbed the bird and pulled it into the bush. The bush began shaking, feathers stated to fly, and pretty soon, the bird came rolling out of the bush. Visibly shaken, the bird stood up and exclaimed, "I'm a lark, I'm a lark, and I've just been sparked!"
Some time later, another bird was walking down the same path. When it got close too the bush, the same thing happened. A hand protruded from the bush only to drag the bird inside. The bush began to shake, feathers started to fly, and after a minute, the bird rolled out of the bush and cried, "I'm a dove, I'm a dove, and I've just been loved!"
Wouldn't you know it, a duck comes down the same path. As before, when the duck got too close, the hand reached out and dragged the duck into the bush. The bush began shaking, feathers started to fly, and soon the duck rolled out of the bush. After a second to dust himself off, the duck stood up and screamed, "I'm a DRAKE, I'm a DRAKE, and there's been a terrible mistake!"

That was pretty funny, so of course I gave it 5 stars.

Your problem is the pun was so bad it was funny. You need something a little more bland.

Mistaking "here" for "hear" is not a pun, it's a grammatical error of homophonic conflation.

Another homo mistake. Coincidence?

But did you know that Kitty Cent is a racial slur on the fact that the name of that popular singing sensation Fifty Cent, who is Black, is often pronounced "Fitty Cent"?

Also, did you know that in the South, where Klu Klux Klan marches and slavery of Black people are still going on, store clerks deliver Change with "57 cent your Change". And who is for Change? Barack Obama, who happens to be Black.

You're nothing but a homphonic racist, Frank.

That was hillarious!!!! Kitty Cent! HA! 5 stars!!!!

If you ask for a low rating, I will give you 5 stars every time.

In order to get 0.5, you need to really suck, without begging for low ratings.

Maybe try a "black and white and read all over" joke.

Frank J., I don't think you're allowed to live any longer. Jokes that bad have a death penalty I think.

By the way, did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down? Not a sole survived.

I see the contest is still going on.

The problem is identifying the entries.

Yeah, and so far, Harvey has lower scores. Is that good - or bad?