Wow. I wonder if he read the part of the Bible where it says false teachers are judged more harshly than other people. I also wonder why he thinks that Jesus, who was born in Israel to an Israeli woman, was black. I also wonder why he thinks it would matter anyway. I can definitely tell that he totally skipped the forgiveness and perseverance parts of scripture since he thinks slave-owning whitey is to blame for all his hardships.

It's very popular in some circles (see Dogma for instance) to claim that Jesus was black. Because.... uhhhh.... He's from near Africa and....uhhhh..... He's black. Okay?
Just like the ancient Egyptians were black. And Mali had jetfighters in 800BC and... well, you get the idea.

I do have to note one thing.
FrankJ, if you're trying to get one of your readers to find you a job, posting 4+ times a day might not be the ideal way. I mean, we haven't seen this much posting in years.
And a new Hellbender? I'm busy calling all employers in Boise and telling them your real name is Markos Moulitsas and sending in a link to a Daily Kos link full of extra marxism and antipathy to working.

I bet as soon as the Obamessiah locks up the nomination, he's going to come out on stage with a pitchfork and stab Nancy Pelosi with it. Then he'll yell, "You thought you were getting a flower child when secretly, I hate flowers. I grow them in my backyard and then nuke them with a flamethrower! My carbon footprint is the size of South Dakota and my favorite meal is Clubbed Baby Harp Seal fried in the blood of a terrorist I strangled with my bare hands! Yea America and Capitalism!!!" Then he'll reveal that his favorite musicians are Styx (the whitest band in American history) and Darryl Worley. He's crazy enough that I wouldn't put it past him.

Please, oh please will the Democrats nominate this anti-semitic America-hating race-baiting inexperienced pacifist liar?

No, you fools! Can you not see the error in your ways?! Cheer for Hillary, not Obama! How can you believe Obama will lose to McCain? If most Americans looked at experience and the issues, Fred Thompson or Duncan Hunter would be our nominee!

Call us fools, do you? Call Hawkrates a fool, do you? In error are we?

In actuality, you must realize how little control we actually have over who the Democratic nominee will be. Despite all appearances, and the intense worldwide publicity surrounding IMAO's role in the campaign, we really don't. Call me a conspiracy theorist if you will, but the Democratic Party, its voters and convention delegates, will play a part.

All we're doing is touching them with a feather and laughing when they slap for a mosquito.

Since Jesus was a Jooooooo, born to a Joooooooo Mother and of the lineage of King David himself a Joooooooo where does the African American arrive in this picture? I can’t wait till we get to vote for Obama!

I John McCain would like to apologize for this honkey post! This type of personal attack against my close personal friends on the other side of the isle shall not be tolerated in this campaign! I have issued orders that this type of attack against my close personal friend Barack Obama will not be tolerated and will not be allowed and if I am elected President of the United States, I will work to banish web sites like IMAO to the ash heaps of history! I hate conservative pricks like Frank J and I would like to put my foot up Frank J’s ass!

#6 - Posted by: Fauxrates on March 13, 2008 12:32 PM

I wasn't attacking anyone in particular. I'm just angry at Republicans who crossed over to vote for the stronger candidate. That's pure insanity.

Frank, you gotta promote ussjimmycarter to CinC of McCain bashing.

Linked The Mentor From Hell

I remember USSJIMMYCARTER and JIMMY being the only two that warned the rest of you mind numbed robots to put the stake through Hillary's heart when you had the chance...but NOOOO...you had to take Rush's advise and run out and vote for her in the Democratic primaries...well now The Magic Negro is finding that the "magic" is missing and he's about to go the way of Ron Brown and Vince Foster and then you are going to be left with the pathetic John McCain up against HERSELF!!! Nice job...really nice!!!

Yeah, what's really gonna bake their noodle, ussjc, is when she pulls it off at the convention with magic delegates, and further, trumps Obama into joining her one big happy, multicultural, multiracial, multigender ticket! Oh, and you know he will if asked. All will be forgiven. Then, lame brain McCain will have to take on BOTH of them to win. I wish Limburger and Colder would have just shut the duck up.

#11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on March 13, 2008 04:43 PM

#12 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 13, 2008 05:19 PM

You two remember in 2009 after "Maverick" gets betrayed by his former lovers in the media and is blown out that MARKOMANCUSO said it was stupid to vote for a charismatic candidate who has a huge throng of ignorant supporters and a friendly media that deflects all criticism of him as racism.

On a lighter note, Ussjc, why the heck did the Navy name one of their prized attack subs after a peanut farmer?

Marko, Hillary is way smarter than Big Ears. She'll find a way. I must have more faith (and dread) in witches than you do!

#14 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 13, 2008 06:11 PM

To be honest, I think both would send "Maverick" down in flames. But if I had to choose between Obama and Hillary I'd pick the dark lady. Both would do awful damage. But who do you trust more on foreign policy? Mr. "Get rid of nuclear weapons" or an evil witch?

Mark, that's called hedging your bet. I trust the country to defeat a blatant socialist Obama before a disguised sell-out-for-money Hillary. If it can't, we're gonna flush regardless of who's President.

Under Obama, we flat out get attacked. Under Hillary, we flat out get sold. I prefer a good fight to a con job, any day.

#16 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 13, 2008 06:34 PM

I don't. This country has voted for stupid people (even socialists)before and it can vote for stupid people again. If that wasn't the case, then ussjimmycarter would likely be ussgeraldford.

Maybe I'm too much of an optimist, Marko. I want Hillary drubbed, crying and sobbing, and, Obama clearly rejected, strutting and complaining. Both OUT. I know we agree on the final objective.

But first, let's ask ussjimmycarter if he'd like his name CHANGED! Cheers.

#18 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 13, 2008 07:02 PM

Ha! Much better than that pun Frank J had on here this morning.

If I had my choice between evil and truly evil I'd choose truly evil every time when it comes to dealing with evil doers! I think O Husain Obama will want to "negotiate" with the bad guys while I think "Herself" will want to kick the shit out of them while she pictures "bubba"... Hillary's balls are way bigger than B.O.'s... Actually, I think B.O.'s wife cut his off and gave them to his pastor for some sort of ritualistic "white man bad, black man good" service about 20 years ago... cheers...

Funny, how the race between Hillary and Obama could come down to this perception, ussjc. Personally, I think Hillary would find a way to sell us out to avoid war. She values money above all else. Obama would just let it happen with that unbelievable look on his face and an incredulity to match.

If someone got to Obama and seriously took him aside about what it means to "lead the tribe," he'd turn right faster than New York taxicab. In which case, he'd make McCain actually look like an old war horse. If he did that, he'd be the first real Democrat since... John F. Kennedy, Henry Jackson, Joe Lieberman and a few others.

But that isn't going to happen. Neither one of them truly understands what makes Americans... Americans.

Cheers to you, my internet friend.

"Neither one of them truly understands what makes Americans... Americans."

Aye. There lies the message in it all.

Out of curiousity, doesn't the IRS get interested when pastors start spewing political rhetoric from the pulpit, or does that rule only apply to whitey?

I was pondering today ( I have little else to do as my temp is 101.5 and I am coughing my fool head off).

Mr. Wright reminds me in many ways of the Reverend (and I have to wash my mouth out with soap every time I say that) Phred Felps.
I have news for them, what Jesus really HATES is HATERS. My vision of their own personal hell is to be assigned to serve those that they hated in life.

Now that's a punishment I can get behind.

Get well, madam seanmahair.

Then who do American Americans get behind?

The first candidate that signs in blood they will kill terrorists, protect the borders, and punch those damn hippies.

That still has to be the best campaign slogan.

Now if Barako's name was" Barracks oBOMBa Hussein, he might have something. Something lost in the translation I guess. That and several years late.

Wicked witch of the west sounds promising, because Mcamnesty is just plain wrong.

This election cycle is ripe for a dark horse to trot right in and take the reigns. As long as it is kill, protect and punch. So simple but none step up.

When I first saw the title of that book you referenced, Frank, I thought it said "Jesus Hates Monkeys," to which I thought "Well, right on, Jesus!" Everyone (who reads imao.us) knows that monkeys are the root of all evil. When my vision cleared and I saw the actual title, I was a little disappointed. But I'll bet Jesus really does hate monkeys. It's just that nobody is writing a book about it.