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March 18, 2008
A Story, Bit by Bit
Hellbender: Chapter 6 - Concerns of the Gods
Posted by Frank J. at 06:40 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

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Asmod was at his throne as always. He never moved from it. He never needed to. He was everywhere, and his throne room only was for the convenience of the human mind in needing to believe a being had to occupy a physical space. It was the same as when people would look upwards to pray to the god of old; Asmod simply granted his subject a place to look to.

Robert Darius was still bound to physical form but had transcended the animal existence of being human. He still held the appearance of a man, but he certainly was quite more than one now. His devotion to Asmod had paid off with no longer being attached to a mere mortal form. Thus Darius had no need to have physical proximity to Asmod's avatar in three-dimensional space to communicate with his ruler, yet he still did so as was custom. "I assume there is no need to tell you this, but the device was stolen."

Asmod did not limit himself to a purely human form as he felt it limited the perception of him in the human mind. His face was a dispassionate gold mask which titled ever so slightly as if to face Darius. "I am aware." His voice echoed throughout the room while still not being overbearing. "I am also aware it was not Serpine or Loch who obtained it."

"They were certainly after it, though. I believe the attack on Shride was merely to cover that that fact."

"The loss of one city is of no concern. I need to know where the device is."

It was of some curiosity what made this device so important as to concern Asmod himself, but Darius knew Asmod would tell him what he needed to know. "To know so precisely where we were keeping it points to an inside job. I'm afraid the followers of Elza have infiltrated us again, and it appears they have your device."

"We cannot let that be."

Elza was of a great annoyance to Asmod, as Darius assumed she was to all Transcendents. While they tried to build something from this world, it seemed Elza treated it all as a game and used her fanatics to no other end than hindering everyone else. Further complicating things, she had no country, and her followers were hidden all over the world. Her current game was using propaganda to recruit fanatical terrorists, but she was a constantly changing threat. "I'll need some leeway to deal with her people. Most likely, those responsible are now beyond your borders."

"Do what you can, but don't go through Dammon. I don't need anyone else involved in this."

This was an even greater curiosity. They often went to Dammon for things that went beyond current treaties with the other Transcendents, so it meant something that Asmod didn't want him to know of the device... whatever it was.

"I can see your thoughts, Darius. The truth is, even I am not sure of what threat the device may be -- if any. It needs to be obtained and studied. It was but good chance we found it first, and now that we know of its existence, we need to possess it until the truth of it known. Also, we need to make sure no other Transcendent knows about it... if possible."

"I understand. Obtaining the device will be my only priority."

"Beware that Serpine will most likely task Loch with obtaining it as well."

Darius shivered. "Loch himself could not be let loose in such a way, could he?"

"Most likely not, but he is treacherous. Be wary of him."

"I will." Darius turned to leave.

"One more thing."

"Yes, lord?"

"There could possibly be another being at play here."

"What do you mean?"

"Someone powerful like us Transcendents... but not one of us. If you detect his involvement, I need to know."

At this point, Darius hoped Asmod could see all the questions in his mind. "Is this a great danger?"

"It is a concern. There are too many coincidences as of late, and when strings are being pulled, he is always the one pulling them. We thought he had no interest in this world, but if he is back, that is something we all need to know."

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Hellbender: Chapter 6 - Concerns of the Gods"

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Remember how the other Hellbender "Ended" so suddenly? You should make this one go on for ever. Never end. what do you say?

#1 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on March 18, 2008 07:25 PM

Cool, never seen something from the perspective of a transcendents or fallen one or whatever you call them nowadays.
You're dialouge is a bit confusing as its hard to tell who said what sometimes.

[Noted. I hate using "he said" all the time, but the only other option is to come up with some action for each person to do before his dialog, but I hate doing that too. Writing it hard. -Ed.]

#2 - Posted by: Pantera on March 18, 2008 09:55 PM

Frank, if you do it right and have alternating dialog, as soon as you establish who is speaking on even and odd turns, you shouldn't need to explain who is speaking every time unless something changes the flow.

I rather like this particular chapter. Devious things are afoot!

#3 - Posted by: Abigail on March 18, 2008 11:31 PM

I thought it was pretty clear who was speaking and when. Then again I have no life so I spend countless hours reading, and therefore have become very good at picking up hints.

#4 - Posted by: AR on March 19, 2008 12:11 AM

Yeah,

This is dumber than most things I read on the webernet. Keep to political blogging and leave the writing to the writers.

#5 - Posted by: on March 19, 2008 10:04 AM

#5 - Posted by: on March 19, 2008 10:04 AM

Your the dumbest thing I've read on the webernet!

#6 - Posted by: AR on March 19, 2008 11:06 AM

I wish the rating thingy had negative numbers on it.

#7 - Posted by: Carl Pham on March 19, 2008 01:40 PM

Most excellent story so far. Look forward to further updates.

#8 - Posted by: Eric Ostling on March 19, 2008 09:05 PM

AR

Yur stoopid.

#9 - Posted by: on March 20, 2008 02:10 AM
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