I can no more disown the Klan than I can disown the white community.

I was going to say "ignorant, inbred, red-necks who are a disgrace to the human race", but I suppose your answer works too.

Don't be a hater. Some of my best friends are white!

My own saintly grandmother -- a fine Christian woman -- used to love to ride her old grey mare down to the colored district on a Sunday evening after Sunday dinner. They'd lynch a few of the uppity ones, then draw straws to see who got to "find" the bodies.

That's just the era in which she grew up. I could no more disown her than I could turn my back on my own son, who got a 'B' in Spanish last quarter. Yes, your read that right: I won't disown him even for taking Spanish, the friggin' traitor.

That's because, like Obama, I'm no racist.

These false sock puppets are hateful haters, and I hate them. I disavow all knowledge of them, and was never there while they were being sock puppeted. That was someone else, not me. Nope, not me at all.

But you have to understand, they're just typical white people who can't help the fact that they're just naturally evil and white. So while I was there, I disagreed with the message they were giving.

Why can't the government do something?

All you bloggers, commenters and sock puppets look alike to me. But I can no more disown you than I can the background color of most web pages which is FF FF FF.

Jimmy, don't be hating on #00 00 00!

Ernie, 00 00 00 is no color at all. Just blackness. Are there non-colored, blackness people out there? Sounds like something Stephen King would write about. Empty faces. Democrats.

What's the difference between the David Duke and Rev. Wright?

Really that's not the joke, I'm really asking.

Oh yeah, one was held responsible for his actions and remarks and one was given a pass. Guess who's who.

I guess you're only racist if you're white. Who knew?

I'm so white I'm pink.

Going back to the triangle and hypotenuse thing from the HuffPo post, it seems to me that I can't prove the KKK is congruent to the DNC, but the sum of the square roots of each of them is equal to the square of either of them - which explains beyond doubt why all liberals want to either pander to all their 00 00 00 constituents or keep them on the plantation, and preferably both at the same time. Now THAT'S congruence.

And I can't believe that I still remember all that junior high geometry. Ever since you all started that, it's become harder to get out of my head than that damb "It's A Small World" tune.

So if B. Hussein Obama thinks we all get out of bed in the middle of the night and take our bedsheets with us, we could distract him by singing that damb "Small World" tune. That could render him completely harmless.

Or not.

-Keith

All this attention to Obambi's maternal side...

What about the story behind his male ancestors & their take on women?

Remember, he was raised in Wahabbist schools initially (and if you know just a little bit about islam, then you know where women rank there), so why the focus on women now? Is it because he knows that Hillary beating him in any capacity would be a blow to everything he mistakenly believes he stands for?

Maybe that's the underlying fear that liberal women have; vote against Barry'O & risk the repercussions later...

fear seems to be the prime influence when it comes to libs; it certainly isn't faithfulness & strength.

What's another name for the Ku Klux Klan?

The senior Senator from West Virginia?

"No, Alan, fear is the tool of the Republicans, remember?! Remember it!!! You better damn well remember or I'll... I'll... Oh man... .forgot about that brain-mouth filter thing.

And by the way, I love Wahhabi on my Philadelphia rolls, Yellowtail rolls, and even on my sashimi."

My best impression of an educated liberal... and yes, I'm aware of the oxymoron...

KKK = Kool Kos Kids

Keith - if you're having trouble getting the Pythagorean Theorem out of your head, try the Law of Cosines as applied to the Federal Reserve and the credit crisis.

What's another name for the Ku Klux Klan?

Job security for Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton??

your goose is cooked, whitey