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March 28, 2008
USA Today Readers Shall Be the Fools This April
Sorry to be a bit neglectful to the blog this week, but an opportunity came up that I wanted to devote my full creative energies to. Anyway, you should look for a column co-authored by me in the April 1st edition (that's Tuesday) of USA Today... unless this was all some cruel April Fools joke on me. If so, then well played, Jonah Goldberg. Well played. 14 Responses To "USA Today Readers Shall Be the Fools This April"
Oh man. I hope there is a new chapter of Hellbender in that USA Today. #1 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on March 28, 2008 01:26 PMMaybe this is an April Fools joke to get people to read the read the entire USA Today searching for a non-existent article by Frank J. #2 - Posted by: James on March 28, 2008 01:28 PMYou just cant make this stuff up:
* Translation: Sneed hears Edwards' wife, cancer survivor Elizabeth Edwards, does NOT favor Barack Obama's candidacy . . . but NOT because of racism. "She feels her husband should have been the man in the center of the presidential sweepstakes, rather than Obama," a source said. I think this is a ploy to get conservatives to buy a copy of USA Today for once. What's next, a stint as a guest editor at the NYT!? I was born in the morning, but it wasn't yesterday morning... it's been at least a year or two. You can tell because I still have all my baby fat. #5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on March 28, 2008 02:24 PMFrank, I question your Boolean logic. USA Today readers ARE normally fools. If you write for them, they'll temporarily be XOR'd into non-fools by your foolery. Aha! Gotcha. OMG, are we going to temporarily lose Frank to a glib rag? #6 - Posted by: Jimmy on March 28, 2008 02:32 PMI think this is a ploy to get conservatives to buy a copy of USA Today Hmmm...I think I have a solution for conscientious conservatives: Buy the USA today, then make approx 50 cents of prank calls to their editors. #7 - Posted by: Jill on March 28, 2008 02:35 PMFrank. I don't want to read throught all the mindless crap in that paper, just your article. what's the name of the story? #8 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on March 28, 2008 03:06 PMGood job Frank, I hope this is the first of many. #9 - Posted by: seanmahair on March 28, 2008 03:08 PM"Frank, I question your Boolean logic. USA Today readers ARE normally fools. If you write for them, they'll temporarily be XOR'd into non-fools by your foolery. Aha! Gotcha." There is nothing wrong with his logic, if I was to say that this apple will be a fruit this Saturday I'd be correct. I might be implying that the apple is not currently a fruit, but I'm not actually stating it, so my logic is fine. #10 - Posted by: AR on March 28, 2008 03:12 PMSince I get the USA today for free at the hotel I work at I will not have to read it. We put a free USA TODAY outside all 300 of our rooms every morning, and around lunch time, we pick up the 298 copies that our guest left their, because bending down at the back is just too much of a price for that rag. #11 - Posted by: Marvin on March 28, 2008 03:25 PMWe all knew this day would come... the day FrankJ Funnyman sells out and goes over to the corporate mainstream media. I predict one year from now he will be praising Obama's latest bungled foreign policy effort as "delightfully multi-lateral". #12 - Posted by: Sanjayrupta Pravati on March 28, 2008 04:15 PM
I wonder how Ms Kornblutt will feel when people start repeating all the annon things written about her on bathroom walls make in into the mainstream I read that she is a moron who has all her columns written by the Obama campaign and she wipes up the thrill on Chris Matthews leg #13 - Posted by: Katherine Graham Cracker on March 30, 2008 11:15 AMPost a comment
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