Well done, ya gotta love the onion.
Can you prove 9/11 even happened?
I think it's like that 'Apollo' crap they kept telling us about in the 60's.
What the Funk & Wagnel was that?!
That pin-head wouldn't know a thermite bomb if he sat on it.
...And why is Osama Bin Laden safe in....eh.....somewhere....
...and is somewhere...over the rainbow after all both parties looked a bit fruity
...me and Bush, we go out, we hang...
priceless!