Hope and Change!

memories of his glorious African American heritage...oh wait...

how about reruns of AFV?

And by Change I mean loose pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters.

His life... the DNC is gonna throw him under a bus so hard he won't have time to blame whitey for it.

His glorious record of accomplishments as a US Senator? I mean really guys lets be fair, since he was elected to the US Senate there is no evidence that he accidentally pressed the wrong button when voting. Given his record in the Ill State Senate, that is a BIG accomplishment.

"What do you think Obama will cling to when he's bitter from joblessness?"

Oprah's comforting, motherly bosom.

Messiahs are never jobless. His cult will get smaller but the remaining disciples will make up for their lack of numbers by cranking up the crazy.

Francesco, his life is about all he'll have. Michelle Obama will probably no longer be proud of her country and take herself, the kids and all the money and head off to find some other power hungry nincompoop to latch onto.

He won't be jobless when he gets beaten. He'll still be the junior Senator from Illinois.

Resko. Or his Chicago mob replacement.

The memory of all those media noses up his butt so far they could smell his cologne from the inside. That and the undying love of his typically white grandmother.

He will cling on to Pastor Wright and beg Michelle to take him back, 'casue he will be good this time. She will call him a no good typical black man.

He will break from the DNC and start the official "People of Color against Evil White People Party" His continued contribution to society will be devisivness and propagation of the victim mentality, assuming his rightful spot next to Sharpton, Jesses, and Farakhan. Of course his (soon to be started) construction company will make a fortune rebuilding Chicago after it burns again.

His Jihad against typical white people/Grancracker......to much.... you know, cuz I thought it was funny but then I felt bad because he isn't one of those brown people I'm nervous around....oh wait....crap!... my Mexi-cannon needs a hug.

Erp. Urgh! Bwaha. Erk? I should give a rodential rectum? Erk, ptheh! Rot you pos demon from the netherworld! Geh! Ptoo!

Sorry, but I think he can pull it off and get elected. Don't make the mistake of underestimating the stupidity of the American Sheeple and the power of the MSM to get these clowns to vote for a man who's goal is to enslave and empoverish them.
But on the fun side, think of what we'll have to write about when Obama the Savior is in Office and calling the shots.
Tax rates at 45% for the middle class.
Open borders.
$10. a gallon gas.
12-15% umeployment
Majority Afro-Hispanic population and NO MINORITY protection for whites.
Free everything for everyone and YOU pay for it.
Total surrender to Islamo-Facism.
End of the 1st and 2nd Amendments.
I'm telling you.
Buy and bury ammo and arm NOW!

His grandma who is already under the bus, having been thrown there by her Grandson as a cheap political ploy!

J. Wright who has a nice house to stay in that is safely tucked into "whitey's" neighborhood.

Chris Matthews who has a permanent and lasting man-crush on The Magic Negro which causes leg creepy crawlies...

Andrew Sullivan "Just shut up and stop being such a little lesbian"

Oprah, blaming whitey, and his box set of Boz Skaggs... after all, a guy still has to rock out.

He will be elected King of Illinois.

the memory of Joe Biden calling him "articulate", which isn't the word that I'd use to describe somebody who has to keep "clarifying" what he "meant".

Grandiose:

In psychiatry, having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as manic disorder.

Seems to describe him perfectly.

His mental state will no doubt remain the same regardless of what happens.

BLC, I agree that people are stupid, but I'm still a bit hopeful because they were tricked into voting for Bush twice. Perhaps, the Prince of Darkness (aka Karl Rove) has a grand master plan to use the stupidity of the American people the elect Johnny Mac. Howard Dean and the Messiah sure are helping him in this effort.

He's going to merge his cult with Ron Paul's, thereby creating the whitest cult following ever.

Hey #22, you could be their choir leader!

In the spirit of full disclosure I have to tell you that I am VOTING for Obama with full understanding that he will distroy the Republic.
I am a GOP suicide voter who will never vote for RINO-supremo Qwai Chang McCain. Hell, calling McCain "Qwai Chang" got me kicked off BattleRifles.com and the AK47 forum!
My view is that any of the three Liberals running will wreck the country and I figure that Obama will do the more damage fasteer that the other two. Hopefully, it will result in such a backlash that real conservatives will retake the House and Senate in '10 while there are still enough people alive who remember what America was supposed to be to try rebuilding.
One more generation thru the Socialist Union run mis-education system and there will be no one with any knowledge of America to do it.

Hmm...

So your response is to act like a sheep in sheep's clothing...?

Good plan, there. Tell ya what: if an admitted socialist runs for high office, I'll compromise all of my beliefs & vote for it; that'll show 'em!

Look, if you're going to be passive aggressive/middle-of-the-road, then please, PLEASE, wear all black & play frogger on a major freeway during the wee hours of the morning-

It just might accomplish something.

BLC

I have spoken about Obama ushering in the Barackalypse on this site before. It was kind of a joke, but I truly meant it. Everyone needs to understand that BHO's leadership could literally spell the end of this nation as we know it. A White House stay for him could easily result in cataclysmic events that would render the (physical) face of this nation much like that of the moon. So, unless you want to spend a few years in a bunker, during which time you would fastidiously study Farsi, Arabic, etc, (so you’ll be able to communicate with your overlords, if they choose to let you live), you should probably re-think your plan of action.

BLC... Your comments help me make my case. It's important that all conservatives remember that BHO isn't some slightly annoying left of center politician (like Bill Clinton), he really is to the left of Jimmy Carter. This makes him very dangerous to both America's economy and image abroad.

Also, I don't think that the Republicans will suddenly retake the Congress in 2010 because the Messiah wins. The reason why the Republicans swept to power in the 1990s is because of the groundwork begun during the Reagan years. That same groundwork currently doesn't exist. Look at the Republican bench to start with. What does it consist of... Bobby Jindal? You're going to start a Republican Revolution Part II with one guy from Louisiana.

Back on topic...

Posted by Frank J.
What do you think Obama will cling to when he's bitter from joblessness?

Daddy Wright's left pant leg.

open season on whitey OR ELSE

He'll still be panhandling: Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

Hillary's knees, begging for a cabinet position.

And by Change I mean loose pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters.

#3 - Posted by: James on April 12, 2008 01:08 PM

If he doesn't become jobless soon, we will all be clinging to our change.
We will all become jobless, smelly hopeys.

You're going to start a Republican Revolution Part II with one guy from Louisiana.

#27 - Posted by: Illinidiva on April 14, 2008 10:38 AM

The GOP is a lost cause. We just need another revolution to reset us back to the beginning. Blow away all the layers upon layers of statutory law, and start over with an unbastardized contitution.