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April 14, 2008
It's Only Fair
Posted by Harvey at 11:59 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (49)

After they finished smoking their Happy Meal, liberals got bored and claimed that they saw a reflection of a naked woman in Dick Cheney's sunglasses:

cheney sunglasses.jpg

A naked woman with no face, a big chunk missing from her arm, and a huge wang, but who are we to criticize the transgender disabled?

Seriously, people, it's Dick's hand holding a fishing pole.

Not so seriously, here's a picture of Hillary Clinton wearing sunglasses:

hillarySunglasses.jpg

Squint really hard, let your imaginations soar, and tell me what you see in them. I'll put my observations in the extended entry.


* a screaming baby begging not to be kissed.

* a lamp bouncing off of Bill's noggin.

* Chelsea dodging Monica questions like Neo flailing out of the path of oncoming bullets.

* An Iraq without American troops or purple fingers.

* Incoming Bosnian sniper fire.

* The 24 karat comedy gold of a brokered convention.

* Crocodile tears

* I don't SEE anything, but I hear a distant cackle.

* Skull-faced aliens who secretly control society.

* Rush Limbaugh watching Hillary's inauguration on FoxNews and bitterly ruing Operation Chaos.

* Either the fiery inferno surrounding her dark master's throne or a thumb-smudge.

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49 Responses To "It's Only Fair"

legions of brown-shirted troops marching through the street.

#1 - Posted by: on April 14, 2008 12:05 PM

...just don't look too long into those eyes lest she burn a hole through your brain...

#2 - Posted by: NunyaB on April 14, 2008 12:07 PM

Arnold Schwarzenegger standing in front of Sarah and John Connor, with a shotgun. Firing repeatedly.

#3 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on April 14, 2008 12:13 PM

Dead bodies. One of them is Barack Obama.

#4 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 14, 2008 12:14 PM

Chomps the world's angriest dog in a staredown against pure evil.

#5 - Posted by: John on April 14, 2008 12:19 PM

Rorschach is fun. If I say, "Hillary's got a nice pair", most of you would not think I was talking about her sunglasses, nor even her ample* cleavage, but the ex-Presidential pair she now keeps locked tightly in her purse.

----
* yeah, I know, but I'm feeling charitable.

#6 - Posted by: Socrates on April 14, 2008 12:22 PM

The altar around which her acolytes are gathered, raising Satan so she can receive new orders

#7 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on April 14, 2008 12:29 PM

The Abyss

#8 - Posted by: IJ on April 14, 2008 12:31 PM

#6: You mean her Testicle Lock Box. My gosh, does she carry that around as a purse now?

Step away from the box...

#9 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 14, 2008 12:32 PM

Bill hanging by his scrotum, right next to Obama suffering the same treatment.

#10 - Posted by: Pop and Lock on April 14, 2008 12:33 PM

A mass of costumed children forming a giant star and sickle, all of whom are wearing forced smiles while they shout praise of Dear Leader.

#11 - Posted by: Saint Patton on April 14, 2008 12:36 PM

Sniper fire victims in Bosnia.

#12 - Posted by: Dracul The Impaler on April 14, 2008 12:38 PM

The head of the reporter that just asked her an embarrassing question exploding just like in Scanners

#13 - Posted by: FormerHostage on April 14, 2008 12:46 PM

Men who vomited and passed out at a campaign rally after she cackled. This could get ugly.

#14 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 14, 2008 12:53 PM

the end

#15 - Posted by: DamnCat on April 14, 2008 01:11 PM

The interior of the back of her skull...after all her eyes are as hollow as a PVC pipe and we know there's nothing inside the brain but air & maybe rocks...

#16 - Posted by: Frog on April 14, 2008 01:12 PM

Those are non-reflective lenses. What you see is the occular hardware and circuitry normally concealed by a fresh pair of human eyeballs "donated" every few hours to keep up with decomposition.

#17 - Posted by: badmartin on April 14, 2008 01:12 PM

Body parts of new supporters she's assembling with her telekinetic powers.

#18 - Posted by: Jocularity on April 14, 2008 01:23 PM

White people.

Typical, typical white people.

Oh wait...

#19 - Posted by: Guy in Utah on April 14, 2008 01:24 PM

If you blow the picture up enough you can read the lines of 6502 assembler code scrolling down.

#20 - Posted by: David Gillies on April 14, 2008 01:25 PM

If you look to our right at the lenses, it looks like she's overseeing the crucifixion.

#21 - Posted by: Sir Andrew on April 14, 2008 01:26 PM

Visions of the upper regions of Hades as viewed from the Pit of Doom.

#22 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 14, 2008 01:28 PM

That's not fair. I can't be expected to look at that.

#23 - Posted by: Son of Bob on April 14, 2008 01:38 PM

A swimming pool filled with dead puppies.

#24 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on April 14, 2008 01:46 PM

a map of Poland.

#25 - Posted by: on April 14, 2008 03:06 PM

lol #23

#26 - Posted by: on April 14, 2008 03:07 PM

To me it looks like a nekkid chick pointing a gun at him... And he just grins

#27 - Posted by: echo5a on April 14, 2008 03:14 PM

OK, so I commented on Cheney's glasses instead of Hilldabeast's.

#28 - Posted by: echo5a on April 14, 2008 03:20 PM

People who drank the Kool-Aid at one of her campaign cookouts. The men are lying prostrate with prostate problems and the women are having intestinal problems while consulting intestate attorneys.

#29 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 14, 2008 03:24 PM

"A naked woman with no face, a big chunk missing from her arm, and a huge wang"... Maybe it's a reflection of Hillary?

#30 - Posted by: on April 14, 2008 04:19 PM

Harvey said: "...let your imaginations soar."

Harvey, you shouldn't say things like that. Most of the things I'm thinking shouldn't be printed.

That woman just brings out the evil in me.

#31 - Posted by: on April 14, 2008 05:10 PM

I see, if she loses the Dem nomination, a bitter jobless woman.

I also see "Evening wear. Swim wear. Formal wear." in the tradition of the Wendy's commercial.

#32 - Posted by: Cosmo on April 14, 2008 05:48 PM

It looks like Bill Clinton giving some guy a blow-job.

#33 - Posted by: erg on April 14, 2008 06:25 PM

Ya know, if you dyed her hair black and wiped off the lipstick, she could pass for Kim Jong-Il. Of course, she would gouge out your eyeballs and savage your face long before you could reach her lips.

#34 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on April 14, 2008 07:22 PM

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and I am the cure

#35 - Posted by: Trixie on April 14, 2008 08:07 PM

You're not supposed to know about the skull-faced aliens. That's why no sunglasses will be allowed in the convention hall in Denver.

#36 - Posted by: Xenophore on April 14, 2008 08:39 PM

Hillary:

"Rise from the bowls of hell, my faithful demons! Your Queen commands you! Let the streets flow with the blood of the non believers!!!!" (Insidious Hillary cackle).

On the other hand, the reflection in Cheney's glasses looks kind of like the aliens McCain used to talk about.

#37 - Posted by: Mjollnir on April 14, 2008 09:08 PM

I see baby Jesus crying,.


Geez Trixie, you need to put down the hookah once in a while.

#38 - Posted by: on April 14, 2008 09:13 PM

The decimated souls of 300,000,000 Americans

#39 - Posted by: Goldwater Disciple on April 14, 2008 09:37 PM

a boot stamping on a human face - for ever

#40 - Posted by: George Orwell on April 14, 2008 09:41 PM

John Conner trying to escape into Mexico.

#41 - Posted by: BobG on April 14, 2008 09:59 PM

Damn, BigRichardSmall beat me to it.

#42 - Posted by: BobG on April 14, 2008 10:04 PM

#38 Trixie's doing a Matrix quote (Agent Smith).

#43 - Posted by: Harvey on April 14, 2008 11:15 PM

Some possibilities:

1. A Bosnian Sniper.

2. Nothing. She's looking through Rose Law Firm coloured glasses.

3. The rest of the cast of 'Police Academy.'

4. The meaning of what is is.

5. A naked Janet Reno.

6. Where the ashtray is about to land.

#44 - Posted by: clifford on April 15, 2008 12:11 AM

I see lots of statues... Statues of people, twisting in agony, who met her gaze before becoming petrified.

She wears the sunglasses so that she doesn't destroy her followers... yet.

#45 - Posted by: BigJohn on April 15, 2008 08:49 AM

A prophecy, Hillary as president wearing a white suit standing in a field of dying sunflowers....the earth blackens as if scorched by hell fire. The sky gets dark and blood rains down on us all.

Or was that Lex Luther?

#46 - Posted by: PizzaGirl on April 15, 2008 09:50 AM

@#1: You're looking at the reflection in her *eyes*, showing the deepest desires of her soul. Try again.

#47 - Posted by: James on April 15, 2008 04:01 PM

I see a train schedule display on a wall of train depot...with every line showing "on time".

#48 - Posted by: on April 15, 2008 08:39 PM

SkyNet, minutes before it goes online.

What, you thought Al Gore was the only cyborg planted in the White House during the 90's? Ah, see, that was the beauty of the plan!

#49 - Posted by: Cats Godot on April 27, 2008 10:36 PM
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