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April 12, 2008
Possible Acronym of the Year
Posted by Frank J. at 06:04 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

WORM - What Obama Really Meant

I have this feeling were going to see a lot more WORMs issued by Obama supporters and Obama himself because of future gaffes in which he explicitly declares his spite for America and Americans.

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20 Responses To "Possible Acronym of the Year"

There are times when your genius is absolutely frightening.

[To be honest, I found it in the comments of a left-wing site. -Ed.]

#1 - Posted by: The Animal on April 12, 2008 06:20 PM

Frank, Frank, Frank - your recent unemployment has obviously caused you to cling to your guns and religion.

Wait a second - you were clinging to those even when you were employed. So what's your excuse you typical white cracker?

#2 - Posted by: BarackObama on April 12, 2008 06:35 PM

Heh. I was halfway watching Lord of the Rings a while ago before I fell asleep. The last scene before I conked out was when Wormtongue got kicked out of Rohan.

WORMtongue seems a good nickname for Obama gaffe-spinners.

#3 - Posted by: innominatus on April 12, 2008 07:29 PM

Though not an acronym, these initials will become all too familiar should Obama win: H.N.I.C.

#4 - Posted by: bunkerboy on April 12, 2008 10:40 PM

I've started a Wikipedia article on WORM. Please contribute examples:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_Obama_Really_Meant

#5 - Posted by: tc2011 on April 13, 2008 12:50 AM

Oh! Just.....nevermind. My brain hurts.

#6 - Posted by: cmblake6 on April 13, 2008 01:03 AM

His anti-American sentiment would gain the move-on crowd, and anyone with a Che Guavarava(whatever the hell his name is) t-shirt

#7 - Posted by: ChrisA on April 13, 2008 08:34 AM

I think we should do Senator Obama a favor and create a few WORM statements for the Senator's campaign staff to use when he blurts out another whopper, as he no doubt will.

When the Senator said "It's time to end the tax giveaways to the wealthy whites who rob from poor blacks", what he really meant was all white people are thieving racists and should pay 100% of their income to the government, have their property confiscated, and be hung by the neck until dead.

When the Senator said "John McCain is just a typical doddering man of his generation.", WORM was that all old white people should be killed and burned for fuel.

When the Senator said "A vote for me is a signal that you reject the racial divides of the past", WORM was that only racists vote against me and my perfect policies, so if you vote for McCain we will find you and hunt you down like the racist dog that you are.

#8 - Posted by: Socrates on April 13, 2008 08:57 AM

Maybe he'll come right out with his own acronym for how he thinks things through- WWJWD: What Would Jerry Wright Do?

#9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 13, 2008 12:33 PM

I have noticed, however, that he backpeddles with WORMs faster than he issues WHOPPERS, Socrates.

So, I'd like to suggest that Obama debate Socrates. The resulting WORM production would be so high Obama would be eating his own WORMs to produce more WORMs.

#10 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 13, 2008 02:03 PM

This is just BEGGING for a t-shirt to be made. How about starting a WORM photoshop contest?

#11 - Posted by: Snerdley on April 13, 2008 02:11 PM

There was a CNN story about how SNL was having a hard time coming up with things about Obama for them to pounce on. Really, too hard for them to come up with things to make fun of Obama for. They really need to start reading IMAO, or at least pull there heads out of their behinds.

#12 - Posted by: Marvin on April 13, 2008 08:23 PM

#12 -- holy $h!t! Ted Turner really -does- worship at the feet of the Obamessiah. PLEASE tell me you have a link for this story (or, hopefully, I'll find one before you read this).

#13 - Posted by: r2streu on April 13, 2008 11:08 PM

This actually reminds me of a film I once saw:
"Worm"
www.wormthemovie.com

#14 - Posted by: Nic_n on April 14, 2008 12:23 AM

"Worm"
Not just an acronym, but also an apt description!

#15 - Posted by: Mgbfred on April 14, 2008 07:47 AM

I have a feeling that this guy is going to still be drifting about like Nader if this doesn't work out for him.

Green Party next time around?

-Either that or turning tricks as a lobbyist.

#16 - Posted by: Old Iron on April 14, 2008 11:21 AM

So if I was a dem and got "aroused" by one of his moving speeches that proved to be a foot-in-mouth moment for him, would the reaction be called WORMwood?

#17 - Posted by: Old Iron on April 14, 2008 11:24 AM

#5 only 1 day and your wiki page is already being considered for deletion because it negatively portrays a living biographical figurehead...DAMN...

I liked the idea...if it doesn't last try Urban Dictionary...actually I think it fits in better there...wiki gets a lot of things wrong anyway...

#18 - Posted by: Frog on April 14, 2008 01:29 PM

This sounds like a re-curring feature of IMAO...

#19 - Posted by: ben on April 14, 2008 01:48 PM

#3. Continuing the LOTR connection; Would his excusers be called Baruk-hai?

#20 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on April 14, 2008 10:08 PM
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