About IMAO



Giving money to Frank J. makes you happy!


Buy funniest book ever!





IMAO Podcasts
IMAO Merchandise and Newsletter

Cool shirts, mugs, stickers, and what-not!

About IMAO
Then conquer we must, for our cause is just, 
And this be our motto--'In God is our trust.' 
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave 
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.


If you want to send something by snail mail, e-mail with subject "P.O. Box" to get mail information for Frank J. and SarahK.

About Frank J.

Bloggers:
Frank J.
Harvey
RightWingDuck
Cadet Happy
spacemonkey
Laurence Simon
SarahK

Popular Categories
Fred Thompson Facts
John Edwards Fabulous Facts
lolterizt
IMAO Condensed
Know Thy Enemy
Editorials
Frank the Artist
In My World
Other Content
Ode to Violence
Brief Histories
IMAO Audio Bits


Read the Essay
Own the Shirt
Peace Gallery
Search IMAO
Google
Web www.imao.us
Testimonials
"All quotes attributed to me on IMAO are made up... including this one."
-Glenn Reynolds

"Unfunny treasonous ronin!"
-Lou Tulio*

"You, sir, are a natural born killer."
-E. Harrington

"You'll never get my job! Never!!!"
-Jonah Goldberg

"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And He did despair, for in His omniscience, He did know that His creations had but three-fifths of the splendor of that which would be IMAO."
-No One of Consequence

"A blogger with a sense of humor."
-Some Woman on MSNBC
Blogroll
Ace of Spades HQ
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Blackfive
Captain's Quarters
Classical Values
Conservative Grapevine
The Corner
The Daily Gut (with Jim Treacher!)
Dave in Texas
Eject! Eject! Eject!
Electric Venom
Hot Air
Puppy Blender
La Shawn Barber's Corner
Michelle Malkin
Pereiraville
Protein Wisdom
Rachel Lucas
Right Wing News
Scrappleface
Serenity's Journal
Townhall Blog

IMAO Blogroll
Bad Example
Cadet Happy
The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles
mountaineer musings
Right Wing Duck
SarahK & Cadet Happy snark TV
This Blog Is Full of Crap

Fred Thompson Links
Fred File
Blogs for Fred
Fred Thompson Facts
Awards



 

April 14, 2008
Fun Trivia
Posted by Frank J. at 01:09 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

Why did God send His only son to die for our sins?

Because He was jobless and bitter.

Rating: 4.2/5 (96 votes cast)

Fun Trivia
Email This | Add to del.icio.us | Digg this | StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
9 Responses To "Fun Trivia"

...and then he clung to his guns and...well, himself.

#1 - Posted by: Son of Bob on April 14, 2008 01:34 PM

it is too bad that Christ didn't wait until now to appear! No need for a savior with obama to save all

#2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 14, 2008 02:23 PM

Well, it's his own fault he was jobless. Creating the universe in six days? Hell, if he had been union, he would have still been on his first coffee break well into the second week!

#3 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 14, 2008 02:46 PM

Everybody knows Jesus was Mexican. If it had happened today he still wouldn't have gotten a fair trial but the ACLU would have tied it up in appeal or a civil suit and where would that have left us? Besides if Israel had a border fence 2000 years ago he wouldn't have even gotten back from Egypt.

#4 - Posted by: Glencho on April 14, 2008 03:20 PM

so He could prepare paradise for Samuel Colt, John Moses Browning, that Kalashnikov guy (even if he was a godless commie) and our Founding Fathers.

#5 - Posted by: ccso8462 on April 14, 2008 04:16 PM

Sing it with me brothers and sisters...


♪ I will cling to the old rugged cross,
'cause I'm bitter and hate foreigners ♪

#6 - Posted by: DamnCat on April 14, 2008 04:21 PM

Melody?

And I be a clingin' to my ol' rusty rifle, oh DamnCat.

#7 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 14, 2008 05:06 PM

In truthful speech and in the power of God; with weapons of righteousness in the right hand and in the left;
2nd Corinthians 6:7

Ride hard, shoot straight, and tell the truth!
Texas Rangers

#8 - Posted by: S of T on April 14, 2008 09:21 PM

You ever wonder if the whole Christian faith is an attempt to cover humanity's ass for the greatest blunder in history? Like maybe Jesus wasn't supposed to die? And like maybe God got permanently pissed at us and said "You know what? You're on your own." There haven't been a whole lotta sightings since then, you know.

On a related note, does anyone else out there get the feeling that maybe, just maybe, Tom Cruise is The Antichrist?

#9 - Posted by: bunkerboy on April 15, 2008 12:53 AM
Post a comment




Remember me?

(You may use HTML tags for style)

 

Buy IMAO T-Shirts


IMAO T-Shirts

The IMAO T-Shirt Babe
(winning picture) YOU BUY NEW SHIRTS NOW!!!
Yay! Books!





Capitalism
Archives
By Category
24
American Idol
Aqua-Adventures
Barackalypse Now
Best of IMAO 2002
Best of IMAO 2006
Bite-Sized Wisdom
Editorials
Election 2008
Filthy Lies
Frank Answers
Frank Discussions
Frank on Guns
Frank Reads the Bible
Frank the Artist
Fred Thompson Facts
Friday Cat-Blogging
Fun Trivia
Hellbender
Hellbender Take Two
Hillary Clinton Terrible Truths
Humor
I Hate Frank
If I Were President
ignis fatuous
IMAO Condensed
IMAO Exclusives
IMAO for the Non-Deaf
IMAO Reviews
IMAO Think Tank
In My World
In My World - Fan Fiction
John Edwards Fabulous Facts
Know Thy Enemy
lolterizt
Michael Moore
Mitt Romney Ads
News Round-Up
Newsish Fakery
No, McCain't
Our Military
Permalink Contest
Precision Guided Humor Assignments
Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul
Ronin Profiles
Ronin Thought of the Day
SarahK's TV stuff
Scary Evil Monkey
Simpsons Trivia
Songs & Poems
State of the Frank Report
Superego
Totally True Tidbits
WEsistance Is Facile
Why Me Laugh?
Yvonne's Ashes
By Month
December 2008
September 2008
August 2008
July 2008
June 2008
May 2008
April 2008
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
November 2007
October 2007
September 2007
August 2007
July 2007
June 2007
May 2007
April 2007
March 2007
February 2007
January 2007
December 2006
November 2006
October 2006
September 2006
August 2006
July 2006
June 2006
May 2006
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
June 2003
May 2003
April 2003
March 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
March 1933