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April 14, 2008
20 Responses To "Fun Trivia"
Dang! all these bitter posts, Frank, your website is starting to taste like aspirin. Post something sweet, like the sweet sweet flavor of hippie punching.... #1 - Posted by: on April 14, 2008 01:18 PMWho cares what the founding fathers thought? Obama's pastor says they were all just a bunch of ignorant racists, and that's good enough for me. Elect Obama as head black guy! Obama 2008 #2 - Posted by: Son of Bob on April 14, 2008 01:32 PMAs Sir Boofoo said, Philadelphia Freedom. Barack Obama is either going to be elected king and remake the country in his own image, or he's going to destroy his party by showing people what it's really all about: liberal elitism manipulating marxist envy. #3 - Posted by: Socrates on April 14, 2008 02:01 PMSo, exactly how close are we to witnessing the democratic destruction of a republic? #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 14, 2008 02:40 PMThe other reason is that guns sure come in handy for xenophobia and keepin' the black man down...and flame-throwers are good for burnin' heretics. Additionally, taking stuff from other people at gun-point could be considered "anti-trade". Now, I'm bitter that the Founding Fathers were such geniuses. #5 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 14, 2008 02:45 PM...by shooting the socialists responsible. #6 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on April 14, 2008 03:08 PMBHO and the Hilldabeast have no problem taking things from people at gun-point. It's called taxes. The best reason is: So that when the government becomes too arrogant, oppressive and no longer is "of, by and for" the people... The people will have the gats to overthrow it. #8 - Posted by: Anon 1:50 on April 14, 2008 03:20 PMAnyone with half a brain knows that it was intended to only allow guns in the "well regulated militia" and not for bitter Jesus freaks rednecks from Apalachia Duh! ...to only allow guns in the "well regulated militia"??? Pardon me, I'm going to go form an "Army of one". #10 - Posted by: Aaron Horrocks on April 14, 2008 03:53 PMSo that no free man should ever be denied the use of arms. Too bad we're not very free anymore. Keep your powder dry, folks, we're going to need it. #11 - Posted by: ccso8462 on April 14, 2008 04:11 PMThe Second Amendment is designed to teach people like Hillary and Obama their place. Methinks we need to re-emphasize the lesson. #12 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on April 14, 2008 07:27 PM>The only flaw with the "well regulated militia" argument is that it could be federalized like the Alabama National Guard like under Gov Wallace. Well, that and the little thing about the 2nd amendment being found in a list of individual rights. Now here's a mindbender: I know that, and I live on the other side of the world. How stupid ARE liberals not to have figured it out yet?! #13 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on April 14, 2008 07:42 PMI once saw a woodcut illustration of a white man whipping a black slave. The illustration looked like it was 200 years old but some wit had added a modern caption: "Guess which one is banned from owning firearms?". When modern politicians suggest removing our most effective means of resistance I wonder where they're hiding the whips. I doubt we'll ever have to rise up in bloody revolt against our own government. Before matters reach such a pass a swift, relatively bloodless military coup would straighten things out. Hang a few war criminals, Schedule new elections, Reafirm the constitution and return control of the country to civilian authority. Piece of Cake. They've done it twice in the last 6 years and The goobers in Washington should remember that. While that was going on in DC I'd certainly see the point of a little effective neighborhood watch activity to maintain order while the authorities were otherwise engaged. Stock up and if you have kin in military service (as many bitter, clingy people in rural, small town America do) be sure you let them know how much you appreciate them, how much you love them, and how much you trust them to do the right thing. (hint, hint.) #14 - Posted by: rusty shackleford on April 14, 2008 08:54 PM If you carry your gun to church, because your bitter and frustrated, you might be a redneck! Pardon me, I'm going to go form an "Army of one". #10 - Posted by: Aaron Horrocks on April 14, 2008 03:53 PM Ok, you be the Army of One, I'll be the Corps of One. I'm sure we can find a squid to be a Fleet of One and a zoomie to drink our beer while we're out waging war. #16 - Posted by: echo5a on April 15, 2008 12:32 AMAnd hey, you guys in the Army, Navy, and Corps of ones: while the flyboy's drinking your beer, I'll be on the front porch with a bottle of Augie Busch's finest, supervising the Mexican gardeners, reading my Bible, and clinging to a fine piece of art from Remington. Well, a Wal-Mart knock-off made by Chinese bankers. #17 - Posted by: Socrates on April 15, 2008 10:24 AMIsn't a bitter person clinging to a gun what we used to describe as 'gone postal?' #18 - Posted by: Leslie on April 15, 2008 04:22 PMIsn't a bitter person clinging to a gun what we used to describe as 'gone postal?' #19 - Posted by: Leslie on April 15, 2008 04:22 PMAnd here I thought it was so you could shoot hippies! Shows what I know..... #20 - Posted by: Rorschach on April 16, 2008 02:11 PMPost a comment
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