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April 22, 2008
I Believe Her
Posted by Frank J. at 12:03 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (22)

When asked about Iran, Hillary says she will "obliterate them." I'm kinda starting to like Hillary... which actually makes it scary were she to make it to the general election. Luckily for McCain, it's becoming a bit late for buyer remorse on Obama.

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22 Responses To "I Believe Her"

Geez, now I'm starting to hate her less, too. I told myself that if I had to choose between the two, I'd pick Obama, but now I dunno...

#1 - Posted by: Dot o' Red on April 22, 2008 03:13 AM

//Chris Cuomo asked Clinton what she would do if Iran attacked Israel with nuclear weapons.

"I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran," Clinton said. "In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them."//

Because she's demonstrated her love for Israel, just like Jimbo Carter did & still does to this day, yeah?

Give me a break. In the next ten years (BTW, a US President could only serve eight consecutively... so what's she planning?), she could weaken our ability to defend ourselves... yet again...

Without her, Bill would've been another Kennedy; her disdain for OUR military is well known.

#2 - Posted by: AlanABQ on April 22, 2008 04:56 AM

How about Shillary doing something about Iran BEFORE they nuke Israel? I'm guessing the Iranians have this one figured out. They will fill Hillary's campaign coffers with billions and will provide really good looking nubile young middle eastern women for Bill to enjoy...problem solved!

#3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 22, 2008 07:37 AM

Any of you who don't believe our gal Hill won't get rid of those who stand in her way haven't been paying attention the last 20-30 years.

As I always say about the Clintons, follow the bodies.

#4 - Posted by: seanmahair on April 22, 2008 07:54 AM

"I Believe Her"

Frank, umm, you do know she's a pathological liar, right?

#5 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on April 22, 2008 08:02 AM

While I do not want 4 more years of Hillary, it would be great to have her and Bill's crazy antics around for the next 7 months.

#6 - Posted by: brownfly on April 22, 2008 08:41 AM

If Iran attacked Isreal I think that our treaties would provide the grounds for our providing "assistance" in the defense of Isreal. As far as Hillary is concerned I think her statement was calculated to reach a certain demographic. The reality is that I think our participation in any retaliation against Iran would be moot. The Isreali's would "handle" the problem well before any of our "options" could be brought to bear. Furthermore I think that if Isreal ever feels that Iran is actively considering attacking them we would see a pre-emptive strike similar to the disapperance of the Syrian nuke plant. All in all it's easy for her to make this statement as there is very little true exposure. Finally the socialists are the party of appeasment and "negotiation" and her track record isnt one of truthfullness on just about any matter. How sad is it that Hillary is now the second worse choice in an election that provides three bad choices?

#7 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on April 22, 2008 09:01 AM

Of course she'll nuke Iran. She lives for the countless suffering of an entire nation. That's what her whole campain is about!

#8 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on April 22, 2008 09:04 AM

Life in Iran will be hell if Hillary does this -the spector of one million whizzing around like flying saucers, is enough to make them back down for sure. This lady is Jimmy Carter with machismo!

#9 - Posted by: Don L on April 22, 2008 09:49 AM

That's one million "ashtrays"

#10 - Posted by: Don L on April 22, 2008 09:50 AM

A good arms dealer has to show its customers that the product being sold works. She would show China that the nuclear goodies she is selling them are good by nuking Iran.

#11 - Posted by: Sky on April 22, 2008 10:28 AM

I'm female, and I still don't trust Hill as far as I can throw her (hey now there's an idea).

Hill will say ANYthing, I mean anything, to get elected. To be fair, every politician does, but the Clintoons not only wrote the book on it but based their entire careers on it. #8 nailed it, her statement about obliterating Iran was nothing more than pandering for votes. Who was her particular audience at that speech? That'll tell ya...

#2, the only flaw in your plan for a GOP takeover in 2010 is that under Dem leadership in '08 and '09, there won't BE a sovereign United States of America by then. Don't believe me? Look what a Dem Congress has already done; their approval ratings are lower than Dubya's, which is telling...

*sigh* Anyone but me totally depressed that McCain is the "best" of our three choices?

#12 - Posted by: NunyaB on April 22, 2008 10:35 AM

I'm sorry, but I was looking for imao.us, not HillaryIsKewl.org. Have you ever been to imao.us? It's a hard news site which points out the stupid monkeyness of stupid monkey liberals, and they remember that the only good hippie is one with a punched monkey face.

Well, thanks for your time, and I'll be moving along now.

#13 - Posted by: Socrates on April 22, 2008 10:37 AM

Is today April 1st?

#14 - Posted by: on April 22, 2008 10:52 AM

Hillary's pathological lying is part of her larger anti-social personality disorder. Anyone blieving anything she says also needs their head examined. Frank has an appointment at 3 p.m. today.

#15 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 22, 2008 10:54 AM

Is it possible that Franks disassociation from the ranks of the gainfully employed are making him "bitter"? And we all know what that leads too... Next thing you know it'll be all about guns, religion, hatred towards "immigrants" and evil corporations. Its a slippery slope .....

Go toward the Light Frank! Stay away from the darkside!

#16 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on April 22, 2008 11:05 AM

The Clinton Administration announced today that Iran has launched nuclear missiles against Israel destroying 98% of the Jewish state. When asked what President Hillary Clinton intends to do in response Press Secretary Keith Obermann read a prepared statement “As your President be sure that we are in communications with Iran and I have made it clear that we are really really mad at them!” “I have turned this matter over to the DC police department to investigate while we ask the United Nations to debate a solution!” “As an interim measure I have declared martial law here in the US and have issued a Presidential Declaration that all members of Congress and the Judicial Branches be arrested and executed immediately.” “That is all for now.”

#17 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on April 22, 2008 11:20 AM

As an Italian (Frank, for that comment yesterday, you are now on the "list"), I think we should do with Iran the way the Don Corleone explained the situation at the peace conference.

"I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if should hang himself in his jail cell, or [b]if he's struck by a bolt of lightening[/b], then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room and that, I do not forgive. But, that aside, let say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today."

#18 - Posted by: Room 237 on April 22, 2008 11:44 AM

I believe that you all have been fooled. Yes, Hillary is a liar, and has played on her words. let me clarify - When she stated "if Iran nuked israel, we would obliterate them." she means WE=HILLARY+IRAN, and yes together they would obliterate Israel. Satan has always wanted to blow away the promised land.

#19 - Posted by: Acrazymic on April 22, 2008 12:04 PM

Obliterate them...devour their souls...whatever.

#20 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 22, 2008 12:25 PM

But, but...I thought Sally Field said that if the mothers were in charge, that there wouldn't be any war.

I'm running out of things to put my faith in, here...

#21 - Posted by: Scott on April 22, 2008 02:11 PM

She said "mothers", not "mother-@#!*ers"....

#22 - Posted by: Master Shake on April 22, 2008 03:09 PM
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