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April 24, 2008
Superdelegate FAQ
Q. Why do the Democrats have superdelegates? Q. So why even have the primary process and not just have the superdelegates pick the winner? Q. The Democrats claim that the superdelegates only enhances the primary process. Is this true? Q. Like Barack Obama? Q. Plus, the Democrats don't want the minorities to get all uppity. Q. So who are the superdelegates? Q. White people! Q. I don't trust white people.
A. You have to work in the higher echelons of the party, laugh at religious people, and consistently underestimate middle America. Q. And be white. Q. It's time to take the party away from those honkeys! Q. Shut up, cracker! I'm asking the questions! Q. So is the superdelegate system pretty much assured to rip the Democratic Party apart? Q. Who did come up with it? Q. All I know is that he looks white, so you know he's up to something! Q. Don't brother me, honkey! 16 Responses To "Superdelegate FAQ"
And, even as we speak, hoopty big rigs from Meh-hee-co are smuggling kilos of Kryptonite into Denver (just in case they are needed to counteract their super powers). #1 - Posted by: Rightjabs on April 24, 2008 01:39 PMRarl Kove...that name sounds so familiar and I could've sworn I've seen his face somewhere...isn't he a Diebold salesman, too? #2 - Posted by: davonwf on April 24, 2008 01:48 PMI like his mustache. It makes him look more like Karl Rove. Every time I hear Karl Rove speak, a thrill shoots up my like. #3 - Posted by: Socrates on April 24, 2008 01:49 PMYeesh. My LEG. It shoots up my LEG. I'm going to lunch. #4 - Posted by: Socrates on April 24, 2008 01:50 PMIs that really Rove in the photo? Whoever it is the mustache does look drawn-on in Magic Marker. #5 - Posted by: NunyaB on April 24, 2008 02:04 PMThats not Karl Rove in that picture thats his evil twin brother Rarl Kove... #6 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on April 24, 2008 02:17 PMI that that picture of "Rarl" would be more effective if you could have him twisting his mustache and laughing an evil laugh at the same time. #7 - Posted by: Joseph on April 24, 2008 02:25 PMCan us bitter, gun totin', Bible thumpin', bigots be super delegates? Just askin'. #8 - Posted by: allthatsright on April 24, 2008 02:27 PMYou can if you're white, or rich like 50 cent. Preferably both. #9 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on April 24, 2008 02:35 PMMy street name is Sivler Dollar, I've got twice the street cred as 50 Cent does.... will that help me? #10 - Posted by: Clay S. on April 24, 2008 03:46 PMNo, super delegates don't care about street cred. They care about (1) Skin Color (2) Money Also since we mention skin color, and accused the democrats as being racist, that means we shall soon have someone here to accuse us of being racist bigots. #11 - Posted by: Marvin on April 24, 2008 05:26 PMThat magnificent bastard. #12 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on April 24, 2008 07:16 PMI still think the party will be renamed to form a truerer resemblance to the electoral process we have. I am thinking Superattic Party, but that might have some draw a conclusion that they only let the white men behind the curtain out of storage every 4 years... #13 - Posted by: erg on April 24, 2008 07:33 PMI think Socrates "likes" Karl Rove. A Freudian slip, that one. Hehe. #14 - Posted by: Jimmy on April 24, 2008 11:51 PMThe whole truth with a laugh to boot! I love it. Karl Rove. LOL This will probably be on Kos as breaking news. They would believe it! LOL #15 - Posted by: RA on April 25, 2008 09:17 AMAs George Orwell said in Animal Farm, "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." Post a comment
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