Cracker is such a dirty word. I prefer honkey.

Super-awesome, Frank J. you are on a roll!

Very funny, Frank! I needed a good chuckle after a crummy day at work and this provided it! Great stuff!

HeeHee. Wow. Used to be that IMW posts were a trip to a humorous fantasy land, but this one pretty much sums up BHO's reality.

I don't get what Michelle meant when she said "Why you don't even want to be president of this country?"

Other than that, great IMW. I loved the lines:

"I've never read that book," Obama answered. "Far as I know, that book is full of extremism, and I condemn it."
"But... you wrote it."
"Someone named Barack Obama wrote it; that's a very common name. Any other questions."

I am 42, old enough to have some wisdom about such things: I've come to the conclusion that this is without a doubt the stupidest, lamest, and potentially most dangerous presidential election cycle in American history. Great IMW, dewd. I LOL'ed.

Succinctly funny, accurate, scary and discusting, all rolled into one laugh out loud, Frank. Thanks.

that was sheer brilliance Frank. one of your best!

I'm John McCain and although I personally find this article offensive and racist I cannot and won't comment on it's use in this campaign.

Not bad Frank. For a dumb honkey.

Probably the shortest IMW ever, but one of the best. Disturbingly close to life, however.

So this web site has returned to its roots in investigative reporting. That is a fact to be cheered by all liberally minded, thinking people.

It must be pointed out, however, that for most in the electorate the phrase "threw her under the bus" refers not to a literal bus, but to metaphorically ridding oneself of an erstwhile ally or fellow traveler in order to shed criticism. The fact that in the case of Obama it refers to a physical bus will be something of a surprise to them, though we who follow the news more closely have been aware of this possibility for some time.

And the twin disclosure that Senator Obama is actually a Muslim fills in many gaps in our understanding. It indeed fully explains how he was able to maintain a personally fulfilling spiritual connection with his formerly Muslim mentor Wright and completely miss Wright's opinion on just about everything except soup kitchens. He mind was elsewhere.

From all of this, the Obama-Wright Affair and your reporting of it clearly indicate to us that the weapon of choice of the modern terrorist is no longer the Uzi or the commercial jet, but the humble bus.

Thank you, Harvey, for this unbiased, hard-hitting, and frank news reporting.

Say hi to my grandma when you're under the bus."
Now that's funny.

paleomedic, sure, but you have to admit, it's also the most entertaining.
Even though elections aren't supposed to be entertaining (except in California).

But he's Muslim - wouldn't he just bury her up to her neck outside town and stone her?

you know what? If Rev Wright is the reason Obama converted to Christianity, then I say it doesn't count.

#12 made me laugh. Don't tell him, though.