I heartily endorse the concept and/or practice of KosKids chewing on electrical wiring and running in traffic; however, I must protest any tackling of porcupines by deranged lefties. It's just not fair to harass porcupines like that.

When Bush leaves office and they're even less clear on what to hate, who knows what they'll do.

* Run in the house with scissors (real ones, not those crappy Sponge Bob plastic ones)
* Go swimming right after eating a peanut butter and tofu sammich
* Not let sleeping dogs lay
* Make a face until it freezes that way
* Remove those tags from pillows and mattresses
* Walk into a roadhouse in Georgia and yell, "All you gape-toothed redneck inbred crackers are a bunch of pu$$ies!"

What's really scary is that, unhinged as the posting is, the man STILL wears a wedding ring. It's entirely possible that a real flesh-and-blood human woman married this guy.

* Throw themselves under buses.
* Walk on the right side of the road with their backs to traffic.
* Stick bobby pins into electrical outlets.
* Scream at their mom's and dad's: it's all your fault!
* Drink pond scum for the vitimins.

* Move out of Mom's basement
* Drunk blog
* Suddenly discover that Al Qaeda doesn't care where we are, they just hate us there
* Attack Dick Durbin as too bipartisan
* Question Barney Frank's liberal street cred

... but mostly ...

* Continue blaming Bush and Cheney for everything they can't take credit for

* Continue blaming Bush and Cheney for everything they can't take credit for

Damn Socrates! It's like you're in their heads!

have an orgy when it's time

#2 * Make a face until it freezes that way

Looking at Kos himself, I would have to contend that this has already happened.

I gave up on Kos quite awhile ago. Looks as though I'm going to have to start reading it again if it is getting this good!

Maybe Markos is going into competition with Frank for political parody...?

#7

How many times do you have to be told? Using both hands does NOT constitute an orgy!

#3:

No, that's just his attempt to deflect the "paedophile vibe" he gives off. It doesn't really make up for his "I (heart) NAMBLA" tattoo, though....

So you are a young male child and find that all of a sudden you are getting picked on. Nothing sudden, just a slap in the back of the head, a foot in the isle or a wedgie on the play ground...then as you grow into young adult hood you discover that males and most females are really really scary. So, what to do...ah ha...you discover DKOS full of like minded pansies, dill weeds and morons with whom you can relate. You spend hour after hour in the back bedroom of your double-wide while mommy is down on the street corner turning tricks...

What will kos do after next January?
1:2009-2010, blame Bush/Cheney/Rove for everything that happens.
2:2010-2012, Blame McCain/Rove for everything that happens.
Which makes me think, maybe Karl Rove would be an excellent choice for a McCain VP! Imagine the kostard heads that would explode over that!

How many times do you have to be told? Using both hands does NOT constitute an orgy!

#10 - Posted by: FormerHostage on May 2, 2008 03:10 PM

That's a threeway!

# 3, What makes you think it was a woman that married him? Another theory, is that he is wearing a fake wedding ring, because it is the only way he can hope to score, as all married men know, there are plenty of woman who will throw themselves at a married man, no matter how much of a loser he is.

Note to wife, just because they are throwing, doesn't mean I am catching.

I'm impressed at how they flung some poo at the Clintons' aide Kantor ("RACIST!!1twelve") on Friday morning, and then how they quietly deleted the slur in the afternoon when no-one watches the news.

Classy hangout, is DKos.

Mostly, they'll just spend their time thinking of unique places to urinate.

I look at DKOS every now and then, just to see how bizarre they can be. Standouts included a post where the opposition (to their viewpoint) was labeled "fringe", as they were "only" 25% of the total.

Another head-shaker is on the front page now, claiming a crushing victory of a democrat over a republican in a "blood red" district, La-06. Following their link to a race tracker wiki shows the registration in the district as democrat 50.5%, republican 27.9%. If that's blood red... well, it IS DKOS logic.