Stage 2,

We somehow get Frank elected to head of We. Then again, they are a bunch of socialist, who probably don't allow free elections.

Still SturmWefuhrer Frank J does have a nice ring to it.

Don't worry, stage 2 is always a mystery. One thing's for sure, though: profit lies ahead.

Wow Harvey, you sure are persistent. I guess that's why you make the big bucks.

Seriously, I would have be so done by now.

Stage 2:

Stage 3: Profit

I love how you "defined your terms" at the beginning. You sound like a bloody engineer! :-)

Let's bring these WEtards down!

Step 2: Tell them of the "kind bud" you have stashed in an abandoned warehouse.

Wait for them to gather in said warehouse

Step 3: Airstrikes, lots of airstrikes

I would suggest for stage 2 we recommend they commission a studies for
The effects on the ocean levels of all the snow and ice melting (including in those 'frost free' freezers that no longer work right or never really did).
The exact temperature of the Sun and the estimated date that the earth surpasses this temperature.
Determining a method to create a filter which will remove all carbon emissions from the atmosphere.
Determine the amount of those little desiccant packages shipped with electronics gear that are needed to remove all unnecessary greenhouse vapors from the atmosphere.
Determine the quantity and size of the carbon filter diapers needed to control all the bovine flatulence.
Calculate the number of cork trees needed to seal off all the volcanoes spewing carbon emissions directly into the stratosphere.
Create "credits" and "debits" coupons so that fools will buy and sell their carbon footprints coupons with real cash/gold. (Oh, that was already done.)

(Of course, we will gladly perform these studies ... for a nominal fee.)

uhm ... ^ that was me

Mmmm. Organic cotton feels so good on the skin!

Wait, WE update?
Dammit, I went and bought a video game for nothing.

Didn't I see Newt Gingrich and Nancy Pelosi sitting on a couch pushing this thing during a commercial at 2:00 in the morning while I was watching WEC wreckage. Why doe the tune "Let's do the Time Warp again" keep going through my head.

I always thought WE stood for "Womens Entertainment"

#13 -
WE = Women's Entertainment, Wacko Environmentalists(TM Someone at IMAO)...same diff.

Good stuff Harvey et al, for our new terminology. Thanks for the update. This is gonna be fun!

Stage 2 = something that makes them squander their resources, which are time, money, and credibility

Adding: Not only squander theirs, but adds to ours. IOW, a GW "facile" takeover! (but "hostile" if need be)

It sounds like a lot of work for a free t-shirt.

Bulldog & Ronin has a good article today on illegal immigrants' garbage http://doctorbulldog.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/illegal-immigrants-can-pick-lettuce-but-they-cant-pick-up-their-own-trash/

What if the WEsistance went after this kind of planetary destruction in the name od WE and made theor little heads explode (do WE save the planet or save to poor struggling illegal immigrants). Or, is WE just global warming specific?

Bulldog & Ronin has a good article today on illegal immigrants' garbage http://doctorbulldog.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/illegal-immigrants-can-pick-lettuce-but-they-cant-pick-up-their-own-trash/

What if the WEsistance went after this kind of planetary destruction in the name od WE and made theor little heads explode (do WE save the planet or save to poor struggling illegal immigrants). Or, is WE just global warming specific?

Stage 2 of WEsistance sounds as well defined as stage 2 of the steal underwear - make profit plan once seen on South Park.

okay, but where do I sign up?

Question:

I signed up, got the referal link, filled everything out... and then never got anything back...

Does that mean my persona wasn't believable by their screeners?