Oh, now I'm getting misty.

[* sniff *]

Remember the time she got mad because PMSNBC said she was pimping out Chelsea? Or when she [* sniff *] ripped BarryO's heart out and fed it to him on a skewer at the ABC debate? Those were some sweet moments of good popcorny fun.

[* sniff *]

7. When she said she'd obliterate a country, you knew she meant it.

So true. In fact, if she had a few spare nukes that Bubba had saved from the 90s, you know she would have destroyed Iran months ago just to let us know she was serious.

The only good thing about Hildebeast is that she'd do slightly less damage to America than BarryO.

Come on Frank! If she was all that, Baraaaak would be shaking hands with MLK about now.

She's just a stupid girl with psycho delusions of megalomania.

Ever notice how Obama's name sounds like a chicken? Buc Buc Baraack.

Here's my list of the five things I'll miss about her if she loses this election:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Yup, that's what I'll miss.

Veeshir #5:

I liked your number 3 better than your number 2, and think you should switch them.

But sensing that you were going for comedic value and not intellectual worth, I must allow that they're funnier the way you had them. I could be wrong about it, since being a studious sort of fellow I don't know much about humor.

I'll just miss her cold, calculating political skill.

This is a woman that was the wife of a man elected to office in Arkansas then later the White House, who kept sticking her face out there to get "known" then going back behind the curtain when citizens got tired of her.

When her meal ticket left office she hurredly bought a house in New York (face it, Hillary needed to be a senator of a big state, not Wisconsin), and in running for senator was having her butt handed to her by Guliani. She was going to lose and no one would ever had heard from her again.

But look! Guliani got cancer and had to pull out. Game On for Hillary! She bravely battled on to defeat a Republican that no one ever heard of and now she's IN! She's suddenly viable.

And in the fight for the Democratic nominee, she's used all her cunning and guile to get this far...the tears, playing tough, saying all the right things...up until she got desperate. Now she's shooting from the hip, she's a fighter, she's all for every citizen being counted, etc.

Look, she even dropped the "Rodham" from her offical name to be more electable. Of course, if she got elected, she'd be President Rodham-Clinton, as everyone knows. But also as everyone knows, a Clinton always moves to the center when trying to get elected.

Socratesty, I would have preferred Veeshir's list in reverse order, you know, as a countdown. Veeshir's method seems heavy-handed and lacking priority. So I present mine:

10. good riddance
9. good riddance
8. good riddance
7. good riddance
6. good riddance
5. good riddance
4. good riddance
3. good riddance
2. good riddance
1. good riddance

Have a lovely day.

Frankly, I'll miss nothing about her. I will begin to feel elevated to see that cold face gone from the front pages of newspapers and most of the TV stations, save die-hard Hillary loving dyke stations.

I think that we are stuck with this woman for a while whether we like it or not because the Clintons are not going anywhere until they have spent their $109 million in their joint quest for power. The quest for power has taken these two over completely they will not stop now.

Mark my words. They will still be campaigning in front of anybody who would litsen in places that time has forgotten, this time next year. They will be like those kamakazi Japanese soldiers on those remote pacific islands still fighting for the war 40 years after it ended.

The Clintons definitely represent the by-gone era.

A friend of mine had a Ouija board when we were kids. We threw that thing in the garbage 6 times, and it kept comming back. We finaly had to burn the thing.

I don't know why I felt compelled to share that story with you guys, when we were discussing Hillary's political demise...

Yes, Jimmy, I like your ordering very much. And having twice as many reasons gives you much more freedom to flesh out your ideas in depth. But you forgot "Don't let the garbage chute door hit your head on the way down."

This election is not a popularity contest, nor is it a contest to see which candidate can p*** the furthest and longest (anyway, she'd win).

This election is nothing more nor less than a JOB INTERVIEW for the most powerful job in the world. And so far, Senator Obama seems to consider it an imposition to be asked substantive questions! What an arrogant asswipe!

Our theme song for Hillary's campaign:
"How Can We Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"

Oh! How can I miss you.....If you don't go away
Please help me I'm fallin' for somebody new
Anything I wind up with is better than you
So have your face lifted it needs it no doubt
Go to Peter Pan's beauty shop... before your pan peters out

Check this out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Lstkiexhc

If I recollect correctly, Ted Kennedy ran for president twice and failed. Oh, how I wish he'd faded away then. But he's still in the Senate, poster boy for C.R.I.S. that he is! Hellary, McLaim and Obomba will be lurching about DC with the other political undead for years to come, no matter who wins. So save your lists until
She's not only merely dead,
She's really most sincerely dead!

Dear Friends

I want to tell you about the day I had on Monday. I stopped in nine
towns throughout North Carolina, starting the day at 7:30 a.m. in
Elizabeth City and ending with a rally in Raleigh. That's the most
stops I've ever done in a single day -- for any campaign. And I
couldn't be happier to work that hard for Hillary.

I talked to a lot of people that day, and one thing was crystal clear
-- people want Hillary to stay in this race until every last voter has
a say. That's why Hillary and I are working so hard. That's why we've
made a deep commitment to keep campaigning, keep fighting, and keep
winning.

We have had a lot of success in this campaign, and our come-from-
behind victory in Indiana is the latest example of how Hillary wins
when she has your support behind her. As long as you share her
commitment to winning, this race is going to continue.

Our next test is just five days away in West Virginia. Hillary needs
your help right now to keep winning.

Contribute now to help us show the strength of our campaign.

I know something about coming back to win after you've been counted
out. So does Hillary. Over the course of this campaign, the pundits
have tried to declare a premature end to the race dozens of times.

Well, last time I checked, it's still up to the voters. And there are
a lot of voters who haven't had their say yet.

It's up to us to make sure that the voters in West Virginia and the
other states yet to come are given a choice. I urge you to act now to
help Hillary keep fighting.

Show your support by making a contribution today.

I wish I could talk to every last person who has worked so hard for
Hillary to thank you for everything you've done for her. You mean so
much to both of us. She's still in this thing because of your hard
work and your indomitable spirit.

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

SUPPORT FOR HILLARY CLINTON
WE WANT JUSTICE IN THE WORLD
WE WANT PEACE IN THE WORLD
WE WANT DEMOCRACY IN THE WORLD
FOR AMERICA

Sharing a Vision of Peace, Justice, and Democracy for the World
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M WAHEED JADOON

Well, now we have ZERO candidates left that have a pair!

Indeed, ussjc. My youngest son is a US Army pilot. Every day, now, I worry about his future under our next president.

Sniper miss her all the time.

Snipers miss her all the time.

[sigh]

That's OK spacemonkey. At least your heart's in the right place, if your fingers aren't.