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May 14, 2008
In My World: Obama Responds to His Loss in West Virginia
Senator Barack Obama has a some very introspective remarks for his concession speech after losing by 41 points in the West Virginia primary: "Do you not see the flag pin, you inbred, hillbilly retards?! I wore a @#$% flag pin for you mouth breathers! I broke my campaign's only strongly held principle -- not being patriotic -- for you! My friends won't even look at me when I have it on. I even found Ayers trying to put a bomb on my car. What more do you want from me? "Is it because I'm black? Is that why you @#$% crackers won't vote for me? Now I know why my wife hates America. Well, you better hope I don't get the presidency, because I will install Ray Nagin as ruler of West Virginia and he will chocolatize your state. When you bitterly head to church on Sunday, you'll find Wright preaching there about how God wants us to kill honkeys. "So go pluck your banjos while you can, white trash. And does anyone want a flag pin? I don't have any use for it anymore." 12 Responses To "In My World: Obama Responds to His Loss in West Virginia"
It is amazing to me how you get these inside quotes. I've not seen these elsewhere, and I keep a constant monitor on the entire Internet as well as all three networks -- CNN, Fox, and HSN. It must be your consistent pro-Obama slant that convinces the campaign to give you these exclusives. Do you have a blog? You might consider it as a vehicle for opinion pieces, where you wouldn't be bound by journalistic ethics and could fully support one candidate or another, and not have to be so subtle in your praise for Senator Obama. You really shouldn't mind link with people like him. It's probably more dangerous than linking with Klingons, who as an aside, also seek to kill Earthlings. Of course they want to kill all of them but hey it's not the numbers but the success rate that counts right? #2 - Posted by: seanmahair on May 14, 2008 12:42 PMNow that’s funny…I don’t care who you are! #4 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 14, 2008 03:29 PMI'm John McCain and I'm late... for my hunt down of ussjimmycarter!!! Crunch crunch crunch. #5 - Posted by: Jimmy on May 14, 2008 05:36 PMUmm, I believe that the correct term for the ruler of West Virginia is "Exalted Cyclops." #6 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on May 14, 2008 05:49 PMI carry my Glock 27 to church every Sunday, so go ahead, B-ho! Bring on the wrong Reverend Wright. I'm packin' something for him. #7 - Posted by: ccso8462 on May 14, 2008 06:23 PMObama should have just gone down a coal mine, then make his pitch after he emerged all sooty-faced. C'mon, that would've fooled a few West Virginians... #8 - Posted by: bunkerboy on May 15, 2008 02:09 AMSissies love Obama. Hillary's an icky girl, Obama and Edwards agree, #9 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on May 15, 2008 04:46 AMThe flag pin is an important issue for me. I like Clinton and McCain because they do wear flag pins, and by doing so, they show style. Red, white and blue bling. Bling is important to the eye of the voter because real issues are things that don’t really matter in a campaign. I know this, and you know this. Now on the other hand, flag pins show a candidate’s position on issues. It shows whether they are for a war or accept lobbyist money. So listen here Mr. Obama, if you want to win, bring out the bling, and you’ll get them votes. #10 - Posted by: treble hook on May 15, 2008 05:29 AMI'm ussjimmycarter and i have three words for my good friend John McCain "Bring It Biatch"! #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on May 15, 2008 06:22 AMI'm John McCain and I'll deal with you and your state bird later. #12 - Posted by: Jimmy on May 15, 2008 07:39 AMPost a comment
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