I don't care who you are, that's funny.

Haha crackers. Honkies.

Signed J Wright

This is one of those special posts where we need more than five stars, kinda like the amp in Spinal Tap that goes to 11.

Finally, you start to show your human side. I knew you could be emotional, and let your feelings out. Good job, Frank.

2016.

Not only do I hate crackers, and therefore IMAO, I now hate the individual letters "I", "M", "A", and "O"!

Signed,
B_r_k Husse_n _b___

I just love crackers, all kind of crackers!!!! In fact I think I am a cracker!!!!!

Any chance you could spell "IMAO" out of Oreos?

What about sweet vanilla crackers and chocolate bunnies? Or chocolate crackers and sweet vanilla bunnies? Attention black Republicans: this club has all kinds of crackers.

Jimmy's right. They all taste equally good when dunked in milk.

You know what goes great with crackers? Soup. :)

To be or not to be; a cracker, that is the question.

I am guessing that Pali don't want a cracker.

seanmahair, apparently the question has already been answered for you! :-)

I like crackers. I LOVE Oreos. But you know what? Just because I love Oreos doesn't mean I wanna see one in The White House...

Q: Why does a cracker get up so early?
A: Cause he has a job!
Q: Why didn't the cracker play in the basketball game?
A: Cause he owns the team!
Q: Why didn't the cracker watch tv last Saturday?
A: Cause he was walking his yellow labrador retriever with his wife and 2.5 kids!
Q: What do you call cracker with a business degree?

A: Mediocre
Q: What's long cracker and musky??
A: The line to the GOP convention!
Q: What did the cracker do on the train?
A: Read
Q: Why did the cracker have 6 beers?
A: It's Saturday and he earned it by working hard all week
Q: What does a cracker use to soothe a sore throat?
A: Medical insurance
Q: What did the cracker do on his birthday?

A: Went to a nice dinner and enjoyed the company of his friends
Q: Why did the cracker miss his son's little league game??
A: Cause he was on his boat!

ussjimmycarter, do Frank a favor and punch out the holes in crackers "A" and "O." I'm John McCracker and I approved this message but I don't like using the word cracker in the campaign, although that John Edwards guy is a wimpy cracker for endorsing Senator Obama, my chocolatey friend from across the aisle.

What the heck am I doing reading this blog at 04:30 a.m.? Coffee!!

I'm the real John McCain and I hate all you conservative pricks! I shall win the office of POTUS this year by wooing the liberal vote! Muwhahahah! What are you conservative loser dill weeds going to do about it? Muwhahaha! Vote for Obama? Muwhahaha! No! You are going to vote for me...me...me!!!! Muwhahahah!!! I don't need to court you, talk to you, like you, do anything for you or even remember that you exist! You are punks and you shall no longer matter! Go suck it! Muwhahaha!!!! Global Warming is real!!!! Open the Borders!!! Campaign Finance Reform!!! I love Ted Kennedy!!! Lindsay Grahm will be my VP!!!! Muwahahaha!!!!

I can't decide which jimmy carter scares me more. Can we get those crackers in a variety pack for soup, Ritz for tomato, Saltine for chicken noodle, Triscuits?

Mark Levin is advocating that Conservatives distance themselves from McCain and the RNC:

Mark Levin at Hot Air

So, Senator McCain, are you starting off your 1st term with an already crumbling party legacy?

Not even Rockefeller Republicans would be so careless of their party's core.

It's still "one down and two to go."

Damn, ussjimmycarter, now you've done gone and scared the women folk.
Plus, you sound waaaaaay too much like Juan McPain. It's like you're possessed or sumpin'.

Yeah, sixpickr, ussjimmycarter is ready to rip off his head and shove it up his ass! Of course, it depends on what your definition of "his" is. But not a bad prescription, actually. It always has 5-star humor value.

Hmm, I had resigned myself to holding my nose and punching McCain (on the ballot), but if I'm going to vote my conscience I'll have to take a chance on a wasted vote for a third party, Constitutionalists or even Libertarians. I don't think either would be worse than Obamalama, Clintoon2 or McPain.

What if you can't eat crackers?

That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

If a Triscuit is a snack cracker, what is Hillary?

Melba toast.