"Friends, we know that some people have suggested that baskets of spoiled avacados should be allowed to marry. But we know that isn't right, because only fresh fruits and vegetables can reproduce, and so only those should be enshrined in marriage.

"Marriage is a sacred bond, and rotten, smelly, hippie, un-American avacados should be given only guest-marriage status, because only fresh, fragrant, normal un-American avacados can be used in the crack-like guacamole to which so many fat Americans have become addicted."

socrates, like obama, is begging for relevance.

no soup for you!

Yah, not teh funny. I'll do better from now on.

if only. now the polar bear whose numbers have increased by 15000 in the last 15 years are threatened....by what???? seems to me they have done better with the (fake) global warming than expected...maybe they were sick of being cold too!!!!!!!!!!!heh.

Bush could just walk into Congress and yell "Hey, Shithead!" and see who turns their head...

I was lmao before I got to the comments section. After comment number 5 now I am rotflmao.

We should take up a collection to pay someone to carry out the suggestion in #5, but from the observer's gallery. Maybe two collections to have someone do it in the house and senate at the same time. If it turned up on C-Span there might be Hope for real Change.

We could also start a pool with the names of those we expect to turn around.

Ditto, John, lmao at everyone here. Damn hogfence.

"..dickless wonders who crap themselves in the face of any opposition and both look and smell like a baboon's butt"

Yes, they would get angry at that, Frank. Especially if you added more, like:

"feces-eating dillweeds who suckle on the public mammary gland until their foreheads cave in"

I think I'd better stop there lest I violate some tasteful language standards causing Fred Thompson and John McCain to not want to blog or comment here.

I don't smell like a baboon's butt! It's more of a mandrill/lemur mélange....

And quit mentioning apes when you talk about me, you racist cracker!

The dickless part I get but the Baboon's butt part? That's low even for you, Frank! What did a Baboon's butt ever do to warrent being compared to the likes of Obama?

Actually did you see Hillary on CNN? She got wind of this post somehow and thought it was real.

Her response was (best as I can remember)

Sure I'm a dickless wonder who craps herself in the face of any opposition and I know some think I look and smell like a baboon's butt, BUT I'M AN AMERICAN AND JUST BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH THIS ADMINISTRATION DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT PATRIOTIC OR THAT I DON'T HAVE A SET OF .. Well, I think I've said enough here..."

You know every time Osamabama opens his yap the song (by Carly Simon) "You're So Vain" comes to mind.

It's a mystery. Hummmmmmmmm

Everytime you get close to the truth about a liberal they call it an attack and demand an apology. If you told a deliberate and baldfaced obvious lie about them would they consider it a compliment? Only if you expect consistancy from them, I suppose.