Dude, you really have to stop using actual news stories and calling them "satire". That's just not what the word means.

Is that a white flag the B-ho is holding up in the picture? And is it a signal to Bush that he is surrendering, or is it a signal to the Middle East of his future intentions if elected? The cheese-eating surrender monkey!

Mr. Bush should apologize to Obama for accusing him of beings something he isn't.
To "appease" is to give in to the enemy. Obama cannot appease to someone who isn't his enemy.

Part of Obama's response:
"Instead of tough talk and no action, we need to do what Kennedy, Nixon and Reagan did and use all elements of American power -- including tough, principled, and direct diplomacy -- to pressure countries like Iran and Syria."
Yeah, he'll use all elements of American power EXCEPT the military juggernaut at our disposal.

"We need to figure out a way to develop some leverage . . . and then sit down and talk with them," Gates said.
Hmm, leverage, maybe something like a nuke pointed at the capital of every country that has ever aided terrorists? A large glowing crater where Mecca used to be? Yeah, I think a little leverage is just what we need.

Hahaha I like Paul's idea nukes are the answer!!!!!!!!

I am also considering acceeding the President's untimatum to put Michelle in a burkha and keep her locked up in the mansion rather than have 57 flag pins forcibly affixed to my tiny genitals. That cracker's nuts!

No,No, I think they should meet. I think Bush should invite Obama to the ranch in Crawford, where they could talk things out while quail hunting. Hell I think Bush should invite Cheney too. Then let "nature" take its course.....

The problem is Barrack may be invincible to bullets. Is it possible to kill the Anti-Christ?

CCSO - actually, that's my poorly-photoshopped homage to Neville Chamberlain:

http://hem.fyristorg.com/robertm/norge/personalities.html

Barack Obama is not immune to bullets. He's allergic to guns, though.

Jimmy Carter arrives unannounced and uninvited at the gate to the ranch in Crawford, TX offering to negotiate a peace treaty between George and Barak.
He's carried off in an unmarked black helicopter and discovered outside the Billy Carter Museum and Gas Station in Plains, GA two days later, covered in welts shaped like a Nobel peace prize but with no memory of the previous 48 hours.

"Obama is the offspring of pigs and monkeys!"
We thought lawyers were the result of ass love between the "first persons" and bison. We stand corrected.
We love IMAO, more educational than the Discovery and History channels, and no annoying commercials.