More like Bartleby the Scrivener.

(Since the Democrats won't allow food in the arena, that rules out a bucket of blood.)

We can only hope.

I was thinking less frightening and more uncomfortably awkward, like Tom Cruise on Oprah's couch.

Excellent! This would be so awesome! Since we know all democRAT men are sissified girly men who have had their nads removed by the women in the party, it would be way cool to watch them all shit themselves watching Hillary slam the doors shut with her evil stare before she goes on a murderous rampage! If she floats to the podium she's got my vote!

Undoubtedly.

It wouldn't be as much fun as seeing every one attending tried and executed for treason as they deserve, but Hillary using her evil powers to go all Loch on their asses would be amusing as well.

Or Hillary floats up to the podium and orders the video screen to be lowered as they start the Michelle Obama "Whitey" rant followed by Clinton cackling like a sadistic maniac!!!

I see your true colors, shining through...

Probably pretty similar, except less pig's blood and more male-chauvenist-pig's blood.

Or Hillary begins to speak, stops, her head spins completely around and she throws up green pea soup and then every Obama Super Delegate is lifted 30 feet into the hair and their still beating heart is ripped out of their chest. They are flung to the ground dead and their hearts are piled at Hillary's feet. She then cackles to the rest of the delegates "How do you like me now, bitches?" "Let's vote!"

I am having visions of Hillary going inside and then all you can hear is the screams and multiple explosions, after the last one causes the convention center to collapse she drags her metal terminator skeleton out of the wreckage declaring a DNC victory.

their still beating heart is ripped out of their chest. They are flung to the ground dead and their hearts are piled at Hillary's feet.

So Hillary isn't the Anti-Christ as I've been led to believe, she's actually Mictlantecihuatl?

The convention might just be the start of her short VP career only to assume the Presidency in 2009 after Bury Obama's bloody unfortunate accident. In which case, she'll be Obama's biggest supporter - EVER. We're just ONE BIG HAPPY DEMOCRAT PARTY!!

So, no, Frank, not like Carrie. Sorry.

Oh, and ussjimmycarter. Deal with it! Nooooooooo!

Fortunately, I have been given a nuclear-powered tinfoil hat by my Iranian friends, and am immune to her powers. And you racist crackers said the Iranians weren't using their nuclear plants for peaceful purposes!

There is a pretty good chance that there will be more running, screaming, and blood at the convention.

I don't know about the movie "Carie", but I am reminded of the film, "There Will Be Blood." I am sure Hillary will find a way to make all involved wish that there had only been a blood bath, the discomfort will be so bad.

This is the way I imagine the demonrat convention:
Osama...er...Obama is at the podium, finally coming out of the closet, denouncing whitey and the American way, to the thunderous applause of the self-loathing girly-men that make up the party. Suddenly, Hillary walks out on stage,dressed in a cenobite outfit, playing with a puzzle box. Suddenly, the auditorium darken, the communist flag and photos of Che Grivera fall from the wall behind the stage and a dark portal to the abyss rends the wall asunder. The tightened skin on Hillary's face peels off, revealing her even more hideous true demon visage. Hillary begins to float into the air, and in her demonic tone, utters, "Thou shall not bow before a graven image!" followed by her hideous cackle. Chains tipped by sharp fishing hooks fly forth from the abyss, grappling and piercing the skin of all the Obama supporter, and forthright drags them slowly to their hellish doom. More hook-clad chains fly forth, digging into the skin on every appendage of Obama's body, and before Obama can cry out in pain and for mercy, the chains tear him asunder. Hillary descends to stand over the steaming, dismembered corpse, then looks into the still live, unmanned TV camera, and between cackles, utters, "This world is mine! Now the streets shall flow with the blood of the non-believers!"
Enter Bill from stage left. Bill looks about the remains of what was once the audience with a dejected look on his face, and mumbles, "Awww...you didn't even leave me a single intern. Oh, well..I guess it's never too late to experiment with necrophelia".

...All right. I apologize, especially to Frank for an H.P. Lovecraft version of "In My World." Perhaps it's not to late for me to start another career as a right wing oriented horror writer?

My favorite part of all of these is when Obama shows up all mad and stuff.

#14 - fell off my chair laughing!

Eros, your vision was more from Clive Barker. A Lovecraftian vision would be if Obama was forced into genealogical research which revealed that his father, although fronting as "The Luo Mugabe", was in fact an avatar of Nyarlathotep. Obama could no more disown the squamous abominations of the Abyss than he could disown his own copy of the Necronomicon.

Let the bodies hit the floor....

Only, along with staring blankly with her evil eye, Hillary will also be filling the room with her signature cackle.

He has the Innsmouthian and Great Old Ones endorsements, but the Squamous Abominations of the Abyss and the Friends of Wilbur Whatley form a surprise coalition behind Hillary, the Star Goat with a Thousand Young and Bill, the Amphourous idiot god who Writhes and Gibbers Forever at the Center of Dark Madness; leading to a brokered convention. Jimmy Carter gets the nomination and hell freezes over, ending Global Warming into the bargain.

"The Doom That Came To Denver"

I look forward to seeing the police in riot gear streaming into the convention center in Denver, because the Recreate 68 riots will be on the convention floor not on the streets on Denver.

re, "The Doom That Came To Denver" - this thread has a winner

I meant to type 'amorphous idiot god' above, not 'amphourous'. An amphora was a ancient Greek 2 handled clay jug. Could 'amphourous' translate as 'jug-headed'? That could work too, I guess!

"Towers fell and mountains slid; walls crumbled and melted, crashing down; vast spires of smoke and spouting steams went billowing up, up, until they toppled like an overwhelming wave, and its wild crest curled and came foaming down upon the land...and from far away, now dim, now growing, now mounting to the clouds, there came a drumming rumble, a roar, a long echoing roll of ruinous noise."

#27 OMG you HAD to say Tolkien:

"ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!!"

Dammit....