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June 04, 2008
22 Responses To "2008 Democratic Primary Results in 1002 Words"
He threw her under the house!! Creative. #1 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 4, 2008 06:55 PMOnly question is will the slippers on McLame? #2 - Posted by: Wild Bill Kelsoe on June 4, 2008 07:10 PMOkay, I'm not a liberal whackjob (I'm more a conservative whackjob): Your font colors are racist. There, now that that's out of the way ... (laughin like hell, here) #3 - Posted by: Mister Prickly on June 4, 2008 08:15 PMI was just going to complain that your fonts were slanty. But I guess that you do technically count as the media, so I suppose that that's par for the course. On the other hand, your words appear to be slanting to the right... #4 - Posted by: D-Rock on June 4, 2008 08:32 PMGreat, take the ruby slippers off so she can shrivel up and go away. Now lets hope the great & powerful McOz isn't just a cowardly lion. #5 - Posted by: compugor on June 4, 2008 08:51 PMSo what next? The wicked witch somehow manages to land a VP slot, then sets the house on fire and ascends to house status? On an only barely tangentially-related side note, there's been a few discussion posts over at moronpundit regarding the racist implications of drawing white...well, this is a PG-13 blog, and I'm not sure where I'm going is PG-13, so if you're curious, go take a look. It's just a few posts down right now, and it's obvious which posts I'm referring to. #6 - Posted by: Alice H on June 4, 2008 09:06 PMThere was something in that speech she gave last night that worried me - that part about "if you strike me down now I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine". I've heard that before somewhere, and I don't like where that's going. Haha... When I used black font it was racist. Now I use white font and it is racist. I just can't win! #8 - Posted by: Moron Pundit on June 4, 2008 11:29 PMYeah, but weren't there some heroes in the Wizard of Oz? No Dorothy here, just Obama, McCain and Hillary...all evil flying monkees...or, is that racist to call Hillary a flying monkee? #9 - Posted by: Son of Bob on June 5, 2008 01:04 AMI wonder if this post was the inspiration for a reporter on Fox & Friends this morning saying she'll believe Hillary is quitting the race when the ruby slippers disappear... #10 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on June 5, 2008 07:30 AMIf that's Obama's house it must be empty -like his suit! #11 - Posted by: Don L on June 5, 2008 07:43 AMSilly Obama! Throwing Hillary under a mere house will do Nothing! She still sits and waits and plans and plots and her minions are still behind the scenes enacting chaos in the party....Muhahahahahah!!!! You can take the red slippers off...but wait for one of them to drop in the near future my pretty...."Cackle, Cackle, Cackle"... #12 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 5, 2008 08:10 AMPelosi had better watch out, or someone may drop a house on her too. #13 - Posted by: nightfly on June 5, 2008 10:24 AMI think there's some symbolism involved in your image. I can't quite figure it out, though. It has something to do with the labels "OBAMA" and "HILLARY". Oh, I get it. You're saying Obama is a house, and Hillary is a pair of red shoes. Deep. Where did you get the image? It looks staged. If Hillary is a Veep, the POTUS better sleep with one eye open. And have someone else start his car and test his food. Just sayin. #15 - Posted by: NunyaB on June 5, 2008 10:52 AMI thought that Dorothy would be Obama, and Toto would be Teddy Kennedy, and Glinda would be Pelosi... PelosiGlinda would cause the magic slippers of the candidacy to appear on ObamaDorothy's feet and the Munchkins of Labor and other Commie Committees would dance and sing. And of course a Crat bureaucrat would declare her "not merely dead... She's really most sincerely dead." Followed by Lalalalala lalala lalala lalalalalalala!" That's how I plan to celebrate anyway! The wicked witch is dead! #16 - Posted by: reality intrudes on June 5, 2008 11:24 AMOh, I see Hillary is the Wicked Witch of the East. And Obama is covering her, laying suggestively atop her prostrate nubile form, having "killed" her violently with a White House. But I still don't see how this helps Michelle's kids get fresh fruit and vegetables. #17 - Posted by: Socrates on June 5, 2008 12:51 PMWhy, Socrates, continue your train of thought in the Land of Ob! Obama becomes POTUS and takes food from the forest (you and me) for Michelle and her munchkins. The trees fight back and throw the food back at him/her (there is some doubt). When he/she gets to the Wizard in the Emerald City, the Wizard... (story to-be-continued by anyone...) #18 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 5, 2008 01:21 PMThe Wizard is Teddy Kennedy who has recovered nicely from brain surgery (even though he doesn't have a brain) and Teddy bones Michelle and turns her into his wench. She then orders her husband to follow each of Kennedy's orders and the Wizard is fully in command of the country...except the Wizard is actually a puppet and at the end of the strings is...you guessed it..."Herself"... #19 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 5, 2008 04:55 PMSo, let me summarize, ussjc: Teddy is both Wizard and Strawman and acts like Bubba? And behind it all is Lordess and Masteress Herself, Royal Thunder Thighness Highness (aka "One who cries/cackles a lot" (depending on the translation))? Masterful, sir. #20 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 5, 2008 06:47 PMBut... who represents the Lollipop Guild? Huh? #21 - Posted by: Behind The Curtain on June 5, 2008 11:58 PM-But... who represents the Lollipop Guild? Huh?- the trial lawyers, who else? #22 - Posted by: on June 6, 2008 02:57 PMPost a comment
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