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June 06, 2008
One Key Step to Put Obama Over the Top In November
At HuffPo, Robert Creamer lists "10" key steps for Obama, but it all boils down to one: LIE Face it. If Obama told the truth about his platform, he'd get blown out like Mondale in '84. "I want to raise taxes, regulate our economy into stagnation, and talk to terrorists until they blow us up, after which I would talk to them even more." No, he's gotta put some bright-red, candy-flavored lipstick on the pig of his platform and hope folks'll believe it's Miss America. Here's the honest, straightforward, no-spin, no-BS version of Robert Creamer's HuffPo piece:
1). Target States -- Spread the Field. 2). Pour unlimited resources into Ohio. 3). Obama should not even think about opting into the system of public financing for the general election. 4). We must devote a mix of resources to persuasion and to mobilization that is appropriate to each state. 5). Nationally, the campaign must create a mass movement. 6). Democrats must convince skeptical swing voters that Obama is safely on their side. 7). Democrats need to convince swing voters that McCain would usher in a third Bush term -- that he's not the "independent-maverick" he pretends to be. 8) Democrats need to undermine public confidence in McCain's competency and judgment with respect to the War in Iraq. 9). We need to drive the contrast between a change candidate with a vision for the future and a candidate steeped in the ways of Washington. 10). Obama must continue to appeal proudly and self-confidently to progressive values. And most of all, lie BIG: The magnitude of a lie always contains a certain factor of credibility, since the great masses of the people in the very bottom of their hearts tend to be corrupted rather than consciously and purposely evil, and that, therefore, in view of the primitive simplicity of their minds they more easily fall a victim to a big lie than to a little one, since they themselves lie in little things, but would be ashamed of lies that were too big. Such a falsehood will never enter their heads and they will not be able to believe in the possibility of such monstrous effrontery and infamous misrepresentation in others. 25 Responses To "One Key Step to Put Obama Over the Top In November"
don't forget, Obama has the support of 7 secret states that Republicans and most people who passed 4th grade Social Studies don't even know about...and in those states dead people vote, and there are at least 2 meanings of the word "is". #1 - Posted by: on June 6, 2008 12:17 PMChina was the Clinton's benefactor and string-puller. Saudi Arabia has been GW's 'best friend' with ultimate veto power. So, who is Obama beholden to? The Islamic world? Second and Third World oil? It's hard to believe that he's just the inocent, naive populist / socialist / isolationist he postures to be. #2 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 6, 2008 01:05 PMI think my favorite line in the original post might be "...Obama's ability to reach out to independents and disaffected Republicans..." I don't think the Dems have yet realized that they might have pulled an even bigger John Kerry than the John Kerry election itself - nominating someone who is so repellent to centrists that, no matter how unpalatable the Republican candidate might seem, the Dems' poop sandwich will taste that much worse. Most of the disaffected Republicans I know are disaffected because we're bitter and clinging to our guns and religion. Electing a liberal isn't going to give us more guns and religion, is it? It's as if, as the Republican party leadership has moved further and further to the left, the Dems feel they have to out-left the GOP to set themselves apart. #3 - Posted by: Alice H on June 6, 2008 02:43 PMLet us dig up Reagan and have him stuffed by a taxidermist. He would likely win against this crew in spite of being unfortunately quite dead. #4 - Posted by: Fred X on June 6, 2008 03:18 PMFred X Although, I'm pretty sure Zombie Reagan dug himself up. #5 - Posted by: Veeshir on June 6, 2008 04:00 PMElecting a liberal isn't going to give us more guns and religion, is it? No, but it might well give you more reasons to keep them. #6 - Posted by: Peregrine John on June 6, 2008 04:10 PM...or rather, need for them. #7 - Posted by: Peregrine John on June 6, 2008 04:11 PMI'm new around here...and all I can say is: God, I love this site. I hope to be clever enough to one day participate in the witty banter. Until then...thanks for the great laughs. #8 - Posted by: PammyV on June 6, 2008 09:13 PM7). Democrats need to convince swing voters that McCain would usher in a third Bush term -- that he's not the "independent-maverick" he pretends to be. Harvey, I remember Bill Clinton taking credit for bills passed by Congressional Republicans in the '90's after fighting them tooth and nail. Indeed, Obama WILL brand McCain as a "conservative" (a total falsehood) and he WILL wiggle his positions around to match McCain's. Witness his recent flip-flops on Iran and Israel. Obama will move to the center. "Turn Right" as it were. I said this months ago. By November, Obama will sound like a moderate Democrat. #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 6, 2008 09:18 PM"By November, Obama will sound like a moderate Democrat." Therefore I'll make it my mission to remind people that he's just another filthy, government-crazed, power-hungry socialist. Which I've been saying for 4 years: http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/039119.php #10 - Posted by: Harvey on June 6, 2008 09:43 PMI read your link, Harvey. With your assumed permission: "It's that fundamental belief - I am my brother's keeper, I am my sister's keeper - that makes this country work. It's what allows us to pursue our individual dreams..." - Barack Obama "Nope. What makes this country work is that your brother ISN'T your keeper. That you are not kept at all. That you are free to pursue your individual dreams WITHOUT your brother's approval or interference. Don't get me wrong. I love my brother, and I'll be happy to help him if he asks politely and says thank you afterwards, but that's not "keeping". That's voluntary association, which is entirely different. It's also a concept that socialists like Obama grasp weakly, if at all. How well W and his Republican friends "get it" is arguable, but unless the Libertarian Party gets its head out of its ass on matters of national defense & security, I'm voting "R" come November." -Harvey Olson You and Frank are why I hang here. #11 - Posted by: on June 6, 2008 09:59 PM#11 ~Jimmy #12 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 6, 2008 10:00 PMWhich one is Obama, the white liberal or the black one? #13 - Posted by: Son of Bob on June 6, 2008 11:32 PMJImmy, AMEN! If my "brother" desires to "keep me" without me asking for his keeping, I shall grab his head, pull it out of his ass, punch him in his stupid liberal face and then stuff it back up his ass so far he will NEVER be able to pull it out again...not that a liberal would desire their heads out of their asses which would cause a look at reality, where a head firmly planted up one's ass is like sticking one's head in the sand except with your head up your ass one is portable leaving liberals able to move from site to site oblivious but able to attempt to "keep their brothers" by sticking their heads up their asses too! #14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 7, 2008 01:24 PMussjc, it's only 12:20 p.m. here and you just made me choke on my last cup of coffee!! Little coffee drops are slowly dripping down my monitor. What is it about this place? This IMAO? With people like Frank and Harvey? And head-ripping ass-stuffers like you (and many others!)? Something about kindred spirits, I think... #15 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 7, 2008 03:20 PMIt's our haven from political correctness. (spit on the ground) Here I can say (type) what I'm really thinking. The only restrictions are those I place on myself such as; I hope to be clever enough to one day participate in the witty banter. #8 - Posted by: PammyV on June 6, 2008 09:13 PM Clever? Witty? No, we just cling to our guns and religion here. If you're gun clingy and religiony, you can participate now. #17 - Posted by: echo5a on June 8, 2008 12:34 AMClever? Witty? No, we just cling to our guns and religion here. If you're gun clingy and religiony, you can participate now. Would a libertarian leaning conservative homeschooling mama suffice? Guns are OK by me,I say God Bless You to my elitist liberal SIL just to bug her, and I don't want any of the "brothers" or "sisters" keeping me. Oh and I wrote post of my own about BO being a socialist before I read it here. Yeah, I think we could share a beer! #18 - Posted by: PammyV on June 8, 2008 01:00 AMClever? Witty? No, we just cling to our guns and religion here. If you're gun clingy and religiony, you can participate now. Would a libertarian leaning conservative homeschooling mama suffice? Guns are OK by me,I say God Bless You to my elitist liberal SIL just to bug her, and I don't want any of the "brothers" or "sisters" keeping me. Oh and I wrote post of my own about BO being a socialist before I read it here. Yeah, I think we could share a beer! #19 - Posted by: PammyV on June 8, 2008 01:00 AMHarvey, you're right on the money. There's something else to think about though. Generations of Americans have been being prepared for this election, this candidate: The Experiment #20 - Posted by: ladyliberty on June 8, 2008 10:52 AMWOW!! This must be a white supremacist site? Wake up people, life is to short to spend your time bickering and spewing hate. You need to educate yourselves. Some of you have the nerve to complain about Jeremiah Wright's comments but overlook your very own blatant racist remarks. Educate yourself. Here is the truth. Look it up. 21. If Rev Wright had stated at anytime in the past 6 months, let alone the past 20 years, "Hey! I was only joking! Jeez, can't you take a joke?", I'm sure we'd have all forgiven him, had a group hug and sung Kum-Bai-Yah 'till the cows came home. Daring to laugh at the laughable, ridicule the ridiculous and deflate the self-inflated is not racist, hateful or uneducated. It's healthy and invigorating. A sense of humor is good for you; you should get one. Again, you ppl are sick and full of hate....I have been trolling these right wing sites to get an idea of how they think....and it is scary listening to some of these comments....You ppl really are that afraid? have that much hate? enjoy seeing ppl killed? humans not having enough? fending for yourself? And if so, nobody has ever helped you? and if they have why should they? You beleive every man for themselves.....But you know what is even funnier is that it just reminds me that when ppl are really scared and they don't know who they are, or how to respond, they do the only thing they know how.....RESPOND WITH FEAR.....FalseEvidenceAppearingReal......tht is all this garbage is.....Thank god I am enlightned....and you find me a Jesus, Moses, or anywhere in the bible tht ya'll preach about so much where this type of behaviour is favored in the eyes of God......I DIDN'T THINK SO....GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!!! OBAMA08/12!!!! #23 - Posted by: BUZZARD'S KORNER on June 9, 2008 09:11 PMYes, I hate. I hate people who don't write in complete sentences. I hate people who abbreviate out of laziness. I hate people who misspell words. I hate people who don't capitalize proper nouns like "God" and "Bible". But most of all, I hate socialists. Which is why I hate Obama. And that's why I mock him as cruelly as I do - power-hungry statists like him need to be derided, belittled, and humiliated at every turn, because his fan base doesn't believe in reason. It's all about being cool. And if I can come up with a meme that will make Obama uncool, he'll be undone. See also: Dean Scream, Kerry Bunny Suit, Dukakis Tank. I may not be able to do it, but I couldn't live with myself if I didn't at least try. #24 - Posted by: Harvey on June 9, 2008 10:30 PMMoses: Deut. 29:24-28 Jesus: Luke 21:25- Well, he asked! #25 - Posted by: 4 of 7 on June 10, 2008 08:07 PMPost a comment
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