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June 05, 2008
Things Obama Has Less Relevant Job Experience Than
The Obama is the Democratic nominee, the Democrats thinking he should be president because of how he... and what he accomplished when he... I'm sure they'll be able to fill in those blanks before the general election. Anyway, the Donks have done lists of things McCain is older than (which is pretty much everything except his mother), so here's a list of things Obama has less job experience than. THINGS OBAMA HAS LESS RELEVANT JOB EXPERIENCE THAN * A shift manager at McDonalds. * A churro vendor. * The guy who makes keys at the Home Depot. * Successful pimps (it ain't easy). * An Excel spreadsheet. * The guy who rips tickets when you enter the movie theater. * The average seeing-eye dog. * Duct tape. * Any CEO. * Any CFO. * Any other Os than Obama. * Any military officer. * Any military enlisted man. * Pretty much every other U.S. Senator. * The average voter. Next I can do a list of things Obama is dumber than, but I should first clean up my SQL server to make sure it's ready to story that big of a post. 16 Responses To "Things Obama Has Less Relevant Job Experience Than"
Obama has less relevant job experience than: * Migrant farm laborers People who have more experience than Obama; Graduate from USC on a full-ride football scholarship who actually attended a class. Displaced citizen of New Orleans who has been living in another city gainfully employed for a month at minimum wage… Member of congress who has amounted to anything over the course of the last year. Member of the McCain campaign committee spending time thinking conservative thoughts *A corpse Will this list ever end? #3 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on June 5, 2008 12:49 PMLess experience than: * All of IMAO's readers The list will never end, Marko. #4 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 5, 2008 01:13 PM#2 UUSJC- I call shenanigans on your post, 3 of your 4 examples do not in fact exist and the number of displaced residents of NO who would stoop to working for minimum wage as long as uncle Sucker is on the case is statistically insignificant at best. #5 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on June 5, 2008 01:35 PMHmm, I think he has less experience than: A Walmart greeter, 'in training.' Rosie Odonnell - And he is also dumber for your next post. His hair pick. Everyone who resides in ALL 57 states.
Obama has less relevant job experience than: His teleprompter The person typing on his teleprompter The person that plugged his teleprompter in Amadinijad's members only jacket One of hillary's cankles Baby New Years left testicle A twice baked potato #7 - Posted by: Fork on June 5, 2008 02:27 PMObama less qualified than: * my imaginary friend's imaginary mailman's imaginary mailtruck * what i scaped off my shoe after a stoll in the pasture. * the cat hair in my couch * dryer lint * Osama #8 - Posted by: spacemonkey on June 5, 2008 02:35 PMObama has less experience than: * All 71 Virgins Less experience than This list could get long. #10 - Posted by: Socrates on June 5, 2008 03:47 PM*An infant Hmm, I think I gave Obamahammed too much credit in the last one.... *A bacterium That was kind'o the point! He has less than ZERO experience being a democRAT he starts with a negative number and must climb out of a huge hole which he just keeps digging deeper! #13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 5, 2008 04:49 PMYeah, #13, like he NOW has more experience running for President than he has as a US Senator! #10: I'm waiting for more of your list. #14 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 5, 2008 06:26 PMHoly bad grammar in that post! That was MUCH worse than usual... I had to read it about 4 times! #15 - Posted by: Rubeus on June 6, 2008 12:22 AMso i was talking to this guy teh other day who was glad for obama's win and wondering whether he would pick hillary as veep, and wondering whether he should because of her baggage. i laughed and told him that he probably has more baggage than she does now. and so i came up with two potential, related campaign slogans for obama: Obama '08: Heavy Baggage, Light Loafers. Obama '08: More Junk in the Trunk than Hillary. #16 - Posted by: Tommy on June 6, 2008 03:33 AMPost a comment
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