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June 10, 2008
lolterizt! Part 50 - lolbama! Edition
Posted by Harvey at 11:00 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

Cruel and tasteless mockery of your favorite Democrat presumptive nominee for your viewing pleasure.

And a note to any stray liberals who want to cry "racism!"... we don't hate Obama because he's black - we hate him because he's a socialist who doesn't want us to win the war. We'd hate him just as much if he were white and his name were John Kerry.

Anyway, pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



dang keeps drifting left.jpg

half white so is hate crime.jpg

i question his.jpg

threesome.jpg

tongue pierce.jpg

typical white camel.jpg

eye flavor.jpg



From Starfox5253:
best buds.jpg

hit that.jpg

From Cowboy Blob:
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From DamnCat:

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From AlanABQ:
HLRY PWNED.jpg

Ebony Ivory.JPG



PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won't end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Rating: 2.7/5 (3 votes cast)

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15 Responses To "lolterizt! Part 50 - lolbama! Edition"

I find myself clicking-off the radio or changing channels on the TV any time Obama's voice or face 'happens' just like I did with Hillary. And I blurt out things like, "Shut Up!" and "F**k Off!" Once in a while, I do it with McCain also.

I'm not going to make it to November.

#1 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 10, 2008 11:55 AM

I'm not going to make it to November.

#1 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 10, 2008 11:55 AM

You and me both.

#2 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on June 10, 2008 01:09 PM

Buck up, li'l campers! I am almost certain that, one way or another, someone's going to get assassinated before 2010. Let's just hope that the winning candidate has the presence of mind to choose a VP with testes... Hillary notwithstanding (unless she's peeing).

#3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 10, 2008 02:11 PM

#3 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 10, 2008 02:11 PM

Not to rain on your parade, but wouldn't an assassination be used by the gun control nuts as proof that the government should confiscate firearms for the “common good"?

#4 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on June 10, 2008 03:01 PM

#4-

Oh, I suppose so. Perhaps instead he'll just get bludgeoned to death by a rubber chicken filled with marbles; then the new hype slogan will be "If we outlaw rubber chickens filled with marbles, then only outlaws will have rubber chickens filled with marbles".

#5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 10, 2008 03:25 PM

#5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 10, 2008 03:25 PM

Or, if we're talking about BO, he'll choke to death while eating apple sauce.

#6 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on June 10, 2008 05:32 PM

Threesome - they SO want it too doncha know

Burritos - dorkiest pic of him I've ever seen, but funny

Good ones all

Me 3 #s 1 and 2

AlanABQ: can the marbles-filled rubber chickens get here any sooner? 2010 is so far away there might be none of us left by then

#7 - Posted by: on June 10, 2008 06:34 PM

#6-
Keep yer fingers crossed.

#7-
That depends; if the Brady legislation gets any broader, there will be a run on novelty shops nation-wide, so the sooner you get yours, the better. Otherwise, it'll be a 5 day waiting period while they do a background check to see if you've ever done anything funny before.

#8 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 10, 2008 07:08 PM

pc pipe, rubbing alcohol and duct tape. All you need to make a potato gun with a multitude of household uses. We might not win but they'll know they were in a fight!

#9 - Posted by: rusty shackleford on June 10, 2008 07:19 PM

I share.

Because I love.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/266382.php


*click below fold for Omaba action bike helmet shots*

#10 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 10, 2008 11:10 PM

I can't stand listening to Obama or McCain and I can't take the TV News shows anymore going on and on and on about the same stuff over and over and over and over... I have turned them off and will check back in in a couple of months. They will have on the same idiots talking about the same crap!

#11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on June 11, 2008 10:32 AM

Looks like a slow news/blog day. Hey, whatever happened to that Greek feller: Socrates?

#11: We are entering "The Age of Stupidity" where incompetent media and government go hand-in-hand.

#12 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 11, 2008 10:47 AM

#12 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 11, 2008 10:47 AM

Hush, Jimmy. Be a good sheep and listen to your media friends. They wouldn't lie to you, would they?

#13 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on June 11, 2008 11:44 AM

Yes, they would Marko. No matter, one day I shall go for a final sail and see the world without them.

#14 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 11, 2008 07:45 PM

It's stupid to use pidgin English when there are Americans in the photos. Just saying.

#15 - Posted by: Jeff on June 13, 2008 01:51 PM
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