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June 09, 2008
WEtards Need Our Help!
Still no word on the T-shirt or WEleadership, but the WEtards HAVE asked for suggestions for making their stupid propaganda commercials: Suggest the next Unlikely Alliance Glad to help: * Jeremiah Wright and David Duke. * The Olson twins and unvomited food. * Kos & McCain's teeth. * Amy Fisher and Mary Jo Buttafucco. * Dan Rather and an IBM Selectric typewriter. * Hillary and Monica * Mac & PC. * John Edwards & a Cost Cutters stylist. * Al Gore and hard science. Any other happy couples? 56 Responses To "WEtards Need Our Help!"
I can't remember their names, but many of the righty blogs had a video of some cute little kids singing the National Anthem a few weeks ago. Them and Prussian Blue. (Prussian Blue being two, cute-as-buttons, little girls who sing white supremacist songs, they wear t-shirts with a smiley face with Hitler moustache and Hitler hair). I have the perfect couple, but the commercial HAS to be filmed before a live audience of WEtards, preferably a stadium full of them: Matter and Anti-matter #2 - Posted by: BryanW on June 9, 2008 11:59 AMHillary and a non-crying child or a priest/rabbi. McCain and Ronald Reagan George Bush and fiscal restraint Toyota Prius and usefulness A good-looking girl like SarahK and a skinny leprochaun like FrankJ. #3 - Posted by: cptnmoroni on June 9, 2008 12:07 PMZombie Reagan and a statue of Stalin. #4 - Posted by: Gebiv on June 9, 2008 12:12 PMKeith Olbermann and any non-insane human; John Kerry and the Swiftboat Veterans. Obama and typical white people. Michelle Obama and any nice, happy, well adjusted person. #6 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 01:03 PMJimmy Carter and Barry Goldwater (there are no greater opposites!) OK, it's only hypothetical since Carter is dead. #7 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 9, 2008 01:10 PMZombie roosevelt and the real stalin. Oh wait - that one isn't hypothetical, that one actually happened. #9 - Posted by: George on June 9, 2008 01:47 PMEric Cartman and a passel of hippies Crazy Horse and George Custer Nicole Ricthie and a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese Clay Aiken and Slayer Captain Kirk and TJ Hooker #10 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on June 9, 2008 01:55 PMJennifer and Angelina #11 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on June 9, 2008 01:59 PMA KKK member and anyone from a minority group. Helen Thomas & objectivity Instapundit & a hobo with a cute puppy John Edwards & a woman Mike Tyson & Tom Metzger OJ & wanton murder. Oh wait... Ron Paul & the American presidency AlanABQ & a tofu dinner #13 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 9, 2008 02:18 PMAlien and Predator Hey - it's a make belive problem it should have make believe spokespeople...ummm...spokescritters. #14 - Posted by: DamnCat on June 9, 2008 02:20 PMToday's Obama, and tomorrow's Obama John Edwards & a woman #13 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 9, 2008 02:18 PM If we are talking opposites, it should be "John Edwards & Fred Thompson (really, any man would do, even Frank J :D)". In any case, my submission would be: john bolton and kofi annan Thom Hartmann and Rush Limbaugh When I see this I will sell everything i own and give it all to AlGore #19 - Posted by: jake von MN on June 9, 2008 02:59 PMand the game "Clue" Michelle Malkin and Geraldo Rivera Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann Jay Leno and David Letterman
That should be -- Any Hollywood celebrity and the game Clue. Any faggot and ussjimmycarter! Now, that's funny right there. I don't care who you are. #22 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 9, 2008 03:03 PMWhy not go for the ultimate pairing - Jesus Christ and Hillary Clinton! #23 - Posted by: Abigail on June 9, 2008 03:04 PMThe Lakers and the Celtics. Go Boston!! #24 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 03:11 PMThis thread cracks me up. Don't forget: Barry Manilow and Elizabeth Hasselbeck Barry Manilow and Gene Simmons (I woulda said Ted Nugent, but Nuge eats WEtards for lunch; he'd never agree) Rosie O'Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck Tom and Jerry Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote Ann Coulter and Joy Behar Paul McCartney and Heather Mills #26 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 03:32 PMThe Donald and Rosie? Or to continue the made up spokes people for a made up problem idea, why not Daffy Duck and Donald Duck? That one even has the black vs white angle! #27 - Posted by: Jason on June 9, 2008 03:36 PMLets get offensive! The Irish & sobriety Adolf & Anne OK, sorry. Jared & Quiznos Silly Rabbit & A box of Trix Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a three-way with Porky the Pig and Morrissey (Good luck getting any sleep tonight after that visualization...) #28 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 9, 2008 03:50 PMMichael Moore and Ben Stein Brian Williams and Shephard Smith Michelle Obama and Phyllis Schafly Rosie Odonnell and Laura Ingraham Sponge Bob and Bugs Bunny Daid Archuletta and Tommy Lee IMAO and the Daily Kos I'm sure I have more.....
Might as well go fictional, since a little CGI and/or video splicing would be cheaper than filming live action: Agent Smith & Neo Jar Jar & Emperor Palpatine Frodo & Gollum Bugs & Elmer Sylvester & Tweety Indiana Jones & Toht Admiral Adama & Gaius Baltar Dudley Do-Right & Snidely Whiplash
And one more: a liberal and anyone with a sense of humor #31 - Posted by: PammyV on June 9, 2008 04:07 PMI like the themes presented on this awesome thread- Paul "Muad'Dib" Atredies & Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Priory of Sion & Opus Dei The Koran & Historical fact Alanis Morissette & that ever elusive kudo #32 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 9, 2008 04:24 PMBryanW (#2) WINS!!! #33 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 04:30 PMAndrew Hamilton, James Madison, or John Jay (the authors of the Federalist Papers) and any member of the Democratic party Frederick Douglass and Jessie Jackson Abraham Lincoln and Lani Guinier #34 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on June 9, 2008 04:54 PMHillary Clinton and Holy Water Dave Mustaine and Kirk Hammett Nathan Gale and any Pantera fan #36 - Posted by: Pantera on June 9, 2008 05:46 PMIsrael and Iran Gloria Steinem and Beverly LaHaye Murphy Brown and Dan Quayle Bush Senior and Bubba Clinton (oh wait, they've already done stuff together...take THAT image, #28 ;-) Sanity and Liberalism #37 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 06:40 PMCharlie Sheen and Denise Richards #38 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 06:41 PMCoke and Pepsi Dominos and Pizza Hut Democrats and Republicans (wait never mind...indistinguishable) New York Times and Drudge Clay Aiken and a woman (oh, I'm sorry I went there...still love ya Clay) Hippies and the NRA #39 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 06:50 PMFred Thompson and Ron Paul #40 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 06:52 PMCode Pinko and the US Armed Forces Right-to-Lifers and NARAL #41 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 06:54 PMTobey Keith and The Dixie Chicks Jeremiah Wright and Ward Cleaver Oh hell why not Michelle Obama and June #43 - Posted by: D=lo on June 9, 2008 08:31 PMWii and PS3? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm7_Tu9L4BY&feature=related #44 - Posted by: on June 9, 2008 08:53 PMCindy Sheehan and Ann Coulter #45 - Posted by: roamingfirehydrant on June 9, 2008 09:48 PMOptimus Prime and Megatron. Frank, these comments were in the bit bucket for the longest time! Nice to see them back. #47 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 10, 2008 09:21 AMMichael Moore and Rosie McDonalds (Not like they are opposites or anything, I just want to see the couch that can handle that kind of tonnage.) #48 - Posted by: badmartin on June 10, 2008 10:13 AM
FrankJ and a completed Hellbender #50 - Posted by: Veeshir on June 10, 2008 12:17 PMFrank J and a Monkey #51 - Posted by: silaS marreD on June 10, 2008 12:48 PM#48- Let's hope that never happens; the resulting gravity well created by such a union of massive dense bodies could prove to be more dangerous than anything CERN can come up with. #52 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 10, 2008 02:29 PMHow bout: Kos and anyone from Blackwater Jerry Seinfeld and Newman Michael Jackson and any adult, well proportioned woman. #55 - Posted by: Olorin on June 11, 2008 02:23 PMA polar Bear and a baby Seal #56 - Posted by: edmontonrocks on June 12, 2008 03:38 PMPost a comment
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