At least McCain won't abandon our missile defense programs. Obama will leave us at the mercy of the likes of North Korea.

Besides McCain is 72 years old, trying to go into a really stressful job that ages people. How long could his presidency last?

#1 - Which just highlights how critical his Veep choice is. And seeing how he's considering the likes of "disarm-law-abding-citizens-by-any-means" Bloomberg, it's quite depressing

I hate it when life imitates bad SF.

I can't believe how much like Jimmy Carter the RINO looks in this picture...

Crap I came up with this months ago and never got around to making it! Though I bet mine wouldn't of looked so good! lol Conservatives are like the humans in the movies that are only there to give the aliens and predators something to kill other than each other! Just faceless nobodies that they will run over to win...

"In the polling booth, everyone can hear you scream."

Thanks, Aaron! :^D I too thought of this a fair while ago - about the time that anyone identifiably Republican stopped having any chance of getting the Republican nomination, and the Democrats were pretty much down to The Screech and The Audacity of Hype - but couldn't really do it until Mrs. C. was definitely out. Tenacious little thing...

"In space, no one can hear you vote. On Earth, it won't matter."

I would rather take my pants down and lube up in Barney Frank's condo and bend over than think about voting for these two dill weeds! And Hannity, Rush, Fox News, Laura and the rest will be "shilling" for McCain by November telling us it will be the "end of western civilization" if we vote for Dill Weed #1. Somehow I think the American Experiment will last these two twerps!!!

And...as much as the greens screech about the "planet is destroying itself"...I shall defer to the Creator of the Planet whom I believe both created and sustains it! When man can create a tree, or a cloud or a blue sky or an ice berg or a sun-rise I shall defer to them...until then, I will defer to God!

Great sum-up that poster image.

So our only option is Dill Weed #1, RINO, or voting for a 3rd party and thus electing Dill Weed #1 or RINO?

This totally sucks.

This is like a bad dream that I know I'm not going to wake up from.

Hold the friggin' tank...
Stop the train...
Just a damn minute...
Hold your horses...
Where's the fire?
Don't get your britches in a bunch...

I got one thing to say.
FYATHYRIO, McBama

If we all voted 'none of the above' could we start over? No, There'd be at least one vote each for McCain and Obama; then they'd just have a runoff. SNAFU, FUBAR & BOHICA!

I say we all write in Jesus he would be able to turn this country around. Only problem is he was too smart to get into politics.

I'm feeling a little better (and maybe even able to sleep now) about pulling the lever for the electable McCain after reading this excellent piece by an IMAOer

Hope you don't mind me cross-posting here; your blog isn't comment enabled, and this piece was so superbly written that it needs to be seen by every single voter (even the dead ones).

I suggest writing in one of the real conservatives that is not a RINO or a commie.

I agree with ussjimmycarter - America will survive either one of these, I just hope that it would shock the sheeple from stupor they're in.

I disagree with ussjimmycarter about rush shilling for McCain. He's been very sympathetic to callers who've said they wouldn't vote for him because he's not conservative.

FrankJ:

I am starting to suspect that you, along with many others on the right, are not particularly enthusiastic about John McCain.

Did you consider this when you said "on the record" that if the Democrats nominate Obama, McCain would win in a landslide?

Or do you think an excited base, along with more campaign funding, height, youth, a strong GOTV organization, a wife who has not stolen drugs from her own charity, etc., are not important assets to have in a Presidential election?

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

'I am starting to suspect'

What was your first clue, Sherlock?

Gee, I don't know. I think I'd rather have someone familiar with sacrifice, duty, loyalty and patriotism for POTUS and especially Commander in Chief than someone who supports even tacitly, terrorists, racists, xenophobes, traitors, and lily livered cowards.

Even if McCain (who I don't think is the next Messiah-unlike the Obamaoids) is more liberal than I am he, at least has some kind of real life experience to draw on. He's friends don't say they've never been proud of their country, nor do they claim they wished in their younger days to have done more damage to the county and it's people. His pastor hasn't spend 20 years damning America and vomiting hate speech under the cover of sermonizing. He doesn't consider Middle Class Americans cowards who cling to their God (shows how stupid they are ) and their guns (shows how violent they are) when they see things they don't like.

I'd vote for a any intelligent human being who had what I consider the experience, temperament and intelligence to lead this country. Unfortunately for us Obama isn't the one. He couldn't lead a class of 1st graders out to the playground without a guide dog, On Star, a Rand McNally Atlas, 10 sherpas, the GPS and Indiana Jones using a walker (no offense to the walker users out there ).

Seanmahair, that's the best presentation of the case for John McCain I've seen yet. Thank you. McCain needs you to write his speaches for him! Now he just needs someone to deliver them for him. Sean Austin's not doing anything lately, is he? Or Sean Connery, or Ian McKellan. Someone who can belt out a speach with feeling, or at least volume. Fred?