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June 12, 2008
Why Does Michelle Hate Whitey?
Well, Rev. Right over at America is an Obamanation has HIS theory of why Michelle Obama hates Whitey, and a it's fairly plausible one, but it's not the only theory out there. Let's explore some alternative explanations: Lactose intolerant:
Who's up for some Whitey's?
26 Responses To "Why Does Michelle Hate Whitey?"
Jeff Sessions joined the "Gang of 14" who oppose John McCain for president.
"Once when Barack was angry, he stuffed her in a tire and rolled her down a hill" The greatest line ever. It also made for a nice little image in my head. And I thought the Ronulans had all committed mass suicide or whatever it was those crazy cultists end up doing. I didn't realize they were still hanging around here, commenting with information irrelevant to the post. #2 - Posted by: brandEn on June 12, 2008 12:50 PM#2 We're trying to buy up every Billboard in Minneapolis and St Paul to put Ron Paul quotes on them to distract from the "Masters of the Universe" as Jeff Sessions would say.
McCain’s missing voters (aka Paul’s vote percentage)
25% -- Montana: 400 (100%) Primary Results (votes, % reporting) 24% -- Idaho: 29,741 (100%) RON PAUL NEOCONSS! RON GOLD Mrs. Obama also doesn't like words, phrases or things like: silver linings Harvey is great. Frank should "be" him more often; feed the inner Harvey more, let him out to run. #7 - Posted by: aA on June 12, 2008 02:45 PMMarkoMancuso, you forgot to mention: RON PAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! #8 - Posted by: Boogs on June 12, 2008 02:49 PMYour best yet, Harvey. It must have been a whole lot of work to find those pictures, compile them, and come up with the explanations. Superb job. #9 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on June 12, 2008 02:53 PMRON PAUL BEEN BARRY BARRY GOOD TO FRANKJ. O! #10 - Posted by: on June 12, 2008 02:53 PMThis is the funnies post I've read in a long time. Someone send this somewhere so all can read it and laugh histerically while shooting soda out their nose. And "Barry White" That's just funny. #11 - Posted by: KL on June 12, 2008 02:59 PMSo many people in this country are utterly confused about so many things. Most Americans don't even know that presidential Barack Obama carries a small idol of the Hindu God "Hanuman" with him for good luck. A picture of Obama displaying this idol and his other good luck charms has been found. Here is the link to this incredible photo: http://shatteredparadigm.blogspot.com/2008/06/picture-of-hindu-god-that-barack-obama.html #13 - Posted by: Mikael on June 12, 2008 04:37 PMShe has every reason to hate whitey.... tampax doesnt come in flesh tones... Poor Michelle has been abused by the man since reaching puberty. Interesting thing about those vote count numbers.... Pa has way more crazies per capita than CA... if the data is correct. #14 - Posted by: TerribleTroy on June 12, 2008 04:41 PMIs whitey a Paultard? Then I agree with Michelle! #15 - Posted by: Master Shake on June 12, 2008 05:01 PMHey, who doesn't hate Whitey!? After all, what has Whitey ever done for America? It's not like he invented just about everything or cured diseases with his research. #16 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 12, 2008 05:03 PMWhitey created AIDS to kill the Black Man. Just like Whitey created the common cold to kill the Martians! #17 - Posted by: Barack Obama on June 12, 2008 05:59 PMThat's mighty white of you, Barack. #18 - Posted by: on June 12, 2008 06:06 PMAnd crack- you can't forget how the CIA implemented crack at Whitey's behest to chemically enslave the indigent minority. #19 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 12, 2008 06:07 PMOf course, there's malt liquor too... That was even showcased on 'American Dad'. #20 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 12, 2008 06:09 PMBarack-a-bye baby in the tree top, ... there is no 'black noise' ... #6 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 12, 2008 02:13 PM I thought they called that "rap". #22 - Posted by: Tim on June 12, 2008 08:25 PMOPEN SEASON ON WHITEY OR ELSE #23 - Posted by: on June 12, 2008 08:50 PMIs that anything like the 'brown noise'? When I'm cold, I turn blue. When I'm hot, I turn red. When I'm shocked, I turn pale. When I'm seasick, I turn green. If I get jaunticed, I turn yellow. If I'm embarassed, I turn pink. If I'm choking I turn purple. And who do they call 'colored'? #24 - Posted by: typical white person on June 12, 2008 11:32 PM"I thought they called that "rap"." Zing! There is such a thing as black noise, though. (Notice also "noisy white" and "noisy black". There's a good joke in that somewhere.) #25 - Posted by: CherokeeJack on June 13, 2008 05:19 AMI, for one, am worried that the upswing in Lactose Intolerance will lead to an increase in anti-dairy violence. #26 - Posted by: cadetwithchips2 on June 14, 2008 12:22 AMPost a comment
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