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June 12, 2008
Explosive Wuss
Harry Reid is trying to spread the rumor that McCain has an explosive temper, but do you get feeling that the guy is such a little wimp that everything just seems like a scary explosive temper to him? I mean, if you look up "dickless" in the dictionary, there's a picture of Harry Reid right next to it smiling like a goober. I bet if you're around him and you raise your tone of voice even slightly or make one movement faster than the norm, Reid will wet his pants and scream, "Explosive temper! Don't hurt me!" Really, if McCain had an explosive temper, wouldn't Reid be dead? I'm angry just hearing about him. Being around that slimy weasel should provoke about anyone to a violent outburst. 19 Responses To "Explosive Wuss"
Frank, I looked up "dickless" at Dictionary.com. "No results found for dickless." But the Urban Dictionary has several good ones. I'd like to add several examples: Harry Reid (dickless cranial-rectal invert) Harry Reid is a passive aggressive manipulator with delusions of relativism. He is one of the least important people on the planet. His political ideals and the ideals of his supposed religious affiliation are diametrically opposed almost 100%. Which in many ways explains how he can say and do and believe that things he does and still claim he is a patriotic American. I wouldn't want to be in his shoes for all the sand on the beach. I'm deeply flawed but he gives me hope that the Lord won't strike me down just for being flawed, yet. #2 - Posted by: seanmahair on June 12, 2008 11:22 AMhow's having an explosive temper a bad thing for a world leader - especially if we're ever to follow Harvey's Nuke the Moon policy? Reid is a submissive little b!tch - kinda reminds me of Ron Paul, but commie-er. #3 - Posted by: on June 12, 2008 11:33 AMWell, he definitely couldn't handle being around Fred Thompson then.... #4 - Posted by: KarlJ on June 12, 2008 11:38 AMFrankly I'd be very suspicious of anyone who can spend a few hours in the same room with the whiny gutless wonder and NOT have a temper explosion. #5 - Posted by: Raving Lunatic on June 12, 2008 11:41 AM#5 - good point! How could you NOT have an explosive temper around an impotent passive-aggressive old man who undermines you by first declaring and then trying to legislate a defeat in a war you're fighting and winning, then apologizes to any enemies who was inconvenienced, then flinches, gets on his knees, and says "please don't hurt me". #6 - Posted by: on June 12, 2008 12:45 PMBeing from Nevada, I will take this moment to appologize for Harry Reid. (not that he's my fault, it's just so embarassing) BTW Around here we call a 2, 7 offsuit (worst hold 'em hand) a Harry Reid. #7 - Posted by: PammyV on June 12, 2008 12:51 PMI get so mad when people call him Dirty Harry. That's Dingy Harry, thank you very much. Show Clint some respect! #8 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on June 12, 2008 01:51 PMHere's something I'd like to see on C-SPAN: Nah, innominatus, put it on Pay-Per-View. I'd give real cash money to see Reid with a clear head. #10 - Posted by: Jimmy on June 12, 2008 03:35 PMI wonder why Harry hasn't sent a warning memo written with a trembling hand about Howard Dean's "yeaaarrrrrgh!!!" speech about Republicans; surely he soiled his Depends when that saw that. #11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on June 12, 2008 05:22 PMIf our congress was more like Tawains' we'd have seen that and more on C-SPAN by now. Their political debates gets shown on Worlds Most Shocking Videos. Not that that'd be a bad thing, mind you! #13 - Posted by: 5 of 7 on June 12, 2008 10:36 PMSo, you found a photo of Harry Reid smiling? I've never seen one - just the doom and gloom, we're all going to die because of Republicans puss that seems eternally glued to his ugly mug. #14 - Posted by: Son of Bob on June 13, 2008 12:10 PMMcCain Girl has a more explosive temper than McCain! Think of Reids' expression. Now think of Pelosis'. Sort of Ying and Yang, eh? #16 - Posted by: Corona on June 13, 2008 05:39 PMDick. It is a word that should not be in the same sentence with harry reid. If I'm not mistaken harryreid is another term for a blocked bartholin gland. If I'd been tortured for 5 years by the Vietnamese I'd be kinda pissy too! #18 - Posted by: Justin on June 15, 2008 01:09 AM Hey Harry, Post a comment
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