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June 30, 2008
WEsistance Challenge: Operation Helpful Idiot
I've been contacted by the WEtards, and they've asked for an address to ship the shirt to. No mention of WEleadership, so I assume that's now off the table. I'll accept this as my failure for not making sure I had 50 names submitted in time. Anyway, here's the long-promised Stage 2, which I call OPERATION HELPFUL IDIOT The Premise: WE doesn't just want numbers, they want participants. So I'm encouraging the people who signed up as WEtards ("I's of the WEsistance") to go to the WE contact page and leave a "helpful" suggestion for solving the climate crisis. Suggested format: 1) Brief, enthusiastic gushing about the greatness of WE 2) Your brilliant idea for putting a stop to global warming, preferrably to be forced on America by the US government. This idea should be dumb and impractical, but not theoretically impossible (a suggestion like "Superman should eat the sun like an apple until its smaller size offsets global warming" is obviously fake. The goal here is more "fake but accurate"). Try to keep it under 200 words so that people will be more likely to pass it around to their friends in an e-mail. 3) Sign off with some cliche lefty slogan and your hippie alias. Oh, and don't be afraid to leave in a few typos and misspellings, just for flavor. Sample letter: Dear WE, Now, you don't HAVE to be a member of WE to participate in Operation Helpful Idiot, but if you ARE signed up, it puts pressure on them to take you seriously, and there's nothing more pathetically funny than a conflicted liberal. After you leave your suggestion with WE, send a copy of it to me at wesistance@gmail.com. If I find your "helpful suggestion" to be brief, subtle, and at least moderately amusing, I'll post it at IMAO so that others may enjoy it also.  12 Responses To "WEsistance Challenge: Operation Helpful Idiot"
Can you make a WEsistance tag and go apply it to all the previous posts? I'd like to follow your leftard-baiting as closely as possible... #1 - Posted by: James on June 30, 2008 12:22 PM I don't have a hippie alias. Is there a website out there with a "hippie alias" generator? Here's your name generator. One of many, of course. http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/13/ Darn me and my fake email account. I can't remember what fake information I put in to log back in. #3 - Posted by: Amber Saves on June 30, 2008 03:42 PMTwo suggestions, if I may: First, how about calling "I's of the Wesistance" "Wejects" rather than "Wetards"? "Wetard" sounds more appropriate for actual WE members, while "Weject" speaks more to the purpose of the thing. Second, to all I's of the Wesistance, WE, if you recall, also put out a call for videos. My wife and I will be making one, and posting a copy on Youtube, along with sending a link to Harvey here at WEsistance HQ. I think we need to inundate them with videos, in the same vein as the helpful idiot emails. #4 - Posted by: r2streu on June 30, 2008 04:32 PMI think we should encourage punching hippies in lieu of burning them. This will reduce the pollutants being released into the atmosphere and save on fossil fuels (you usually need some gasoline to act as a catalyst). #5 - Posted by: Stephen on June 30, 2008 04:39 PMElmer Fudd would be so pwoud. #6 - Posted by: Corona on June 30, 2008 04:48 PMquote of #3: http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/13/
The problem with offering such suggestions is that they may actually appear as bills in Congress a few months from now. #8 - Posted by: jojo on June 30, 2008 07:48 PMReply to # 8. "Sequoia Fernbottom", as my own hippie alias. Ties in nicely with my suggestion of farting on house plants and crapping in the oceans - you know, delivery of the goods right onto the CO2 cleansing mechanism. #10 - Posted by: Ron Grider on July 1, 2008 01:32 PMBlogthings also has a Hippie Name Generator, one for Dudes and one for Chicks. If you don't like the first one, just back up and hit Submit again. Repeat as necessary. #11 - Posted by: NunyaB aka Raindancer on July 1, 2008 02:43 PMHere's mine: Dear WE, If we all work together, I firmly believe that WE can save Mother Gaia. Here's my plan: Air conditioning cools our homes, our schools, and our (hopefully hybrid) cars. Why don't WE build a massive complex of air conditioners for the EARTH? WE already possess the required technology and the manpower if every American donates one day of their time a week building the machines! Better yet, we could get the profit-hungry oil corporations to finance it all! If WE work together, WE can save our planet!!1! viva Jim Hansen! Saffron Mossberg #12 - Posted by: TheConsul on July 2, 2008 02:06 AMPost a comment
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