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July 01, 2008
Penny for Hillary
Posted by Frank J. at 01:02 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

I got sent this, and thought I'd share:

June 27, 2008

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton

United States Senate

476 Russell Senate Office Building

Washington, D.C. 20510

Dear Mrs. Clinton,

I recently read where you have incurred substantial debt with your unsuccessful campaign for the Democratic Presidential nomination. Your plight concerns me and I would like to help as much as I can. I would certainly hate for you to feel pressured, due to the size of your debt, to support a candidate that you do not truly believe is ready to be "Commander in Chief on Day One."

I have always believed that our form of government, while less than perfect, is the best the world has to offer. I’ve also always believed that Congress with 535 elected members has more power to do good for this country than only one person or even nine people. Congress has the power and ability to guide and direct this country like no other group.

I vividly remember in 2006 how the Democrats gained control of both houses of Congress trumpeting “Change” and a better America. Let’s review how that has worked out for us.

* Mortgage companies have declared bankruptcy costing thousands of people their jobs
* Home values have nose-dived
* Millions of Americans have lost their homes
* World oil prices have risen astronomically
* The Democrats continue to block drilling in oil rich reserves to continue and even increase our dependence on foreign oil
* Gasoline prices have increased to over $4 a gallon and there appears to be no end in sight even though Americans have reduced their driving over one billion miles a month.
* The stock market, where most Americans’ retirement hopes are invested, has dropped by more than 15%.
* Food prices are increasing at an alarming rate fueled mostly by rising energy costs

All in all I’d have to say that the Democrats fulfilled their promise and have brought change to our country. It isn’t good change, but it is change. Unfortunately, because of all this change, change is all I have to give you to help you retire your debt.

I am enclosing one penny for you to add to your campaign “war chest.” I think that’s a fair trade. Everything you’ve done for me is worth about a penny and because of the success of the Democrats, that’s all I have. Just so you know that you really aren’t alone in this, I had to borrow the penny from a friend.

I do have one simple request in return. I would really appreciate it if you could teach me how I can get the American people to pay off my debts that I knowingly and willingly incurred. Isn’t this a great country?

Good luck in your future endeavors.

Sincerely,
Steve Russell

American citizen, patriot, veteran, taxpayer and voter


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15 Responses To "Penny for Hillary"

I wish that Bill O'reily would read this on his show.

#1 - Posted by: JackG on July 1, 2008 01:24 PM

Please, let this actually be true. And let her read it.

#2 - Posted by: Peeps on July 1, 2008 01:53 PM

As spot-on as that letter is, the MSM will bury it faster than Vince Foster.

#3 - Posted by: on July 1, 2008 01:58 PM

This is weapons-grade awesome.

#4 - Posted by: nightfly on July 1, 2008 02:28 PM

I just borrowed this and emailed it to my entire address book. It's fantastic!

#5 - Posted by: UpNorthLurkin on July 1, 2008 04:05 PM

Heh. Friggin' awesome.

#6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on July 1, 2008 06:05 PM

Bravisimmo! Maybe we should get a penny campaign going... It'd be worth the 42 cents postage just to get my two-cents-point across.

#7 - Posted by: ILoveMyFreedoms on July 1, 2008 06:25 PM

This letter is a thing of beauty. :)

#8 - Posted by: ZK on July 1, 2008 08:01 PM

Spot on!

#9 - Posted by: Doug on July 1, 2008 10:47 PM

Outstanding. I just posted this (with credit to you) on my blog as well.

#10 - Posted by: Shayne on July 2, 2008 12:05 AM

Excellent content - as you always provide and inspires me to come again and again.

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#11 - Posted by: Teedy on July 2, 2008 07:27 AM

Wake up America before it is too late and we have lost our precious freedom. Don't be so foolish to think that it can't happen here. We must always be vigilant. Thomas Jefferson wisely said:
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have."

#12 - Posted by: on July 2, 2008 09:22 AM

Wake up America before it is too late and we have lost our precious freedom. Don't be so foolish to think that it can't happen here. We must always be vigilant. Thomas Jefferson wisely said:
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have."

#13 - Posted by: on July 2, 2008 09:22 AM

#12: That was TJ? I thought that was Ronnie Reagan and more like

"A gov't big enough to coddle you from cradle to grave is also big enough to flip you upside-down and shake all the loose change out of your pockets."

Which usually drew the response of

"What loose change? I'm a taxpayer."

#14 - Posted by: Capitalist_B on July 2, 2008 10:02 AM

It dosent matter if hillary sees this letter. She never has nor ever will she ever give a flying F&#) about any one in the military just like her life partner

#15 - Posted by: tom on July 2, 2008 05:53 PM
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