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July 03, 2008
Lost Their Freakin' Minds, They Did
Well, the Lefties must be snorting big fat lines of pure, crystal, uncut stupid these days, because the dang fools are off their rickety little rockers. They're attacking McCain's military service record, on the theory that this will somehow make their never-been-anything-but-a-civilian (and not a very good one, at that) candidate Barack Obama more electable. McCain... vs... Obama... ... on the issue of prior military service... I guess we know who's gonna get a chair smashed over his head in THAT cage match. Seriously, this is just INSANE. It's like Shaq getting challenged by Tom Cruise to some one-on-one hoops. It's like... it's like...
* Michaelangelo vs. Ted Rall * Kirsten Dunst vs. Nancy Pelosi * iPod vs. Victrola * Nukes vs. Japs * The previous example vs. tact * Corvette vs. Yugo * Bugs vs. Elmer * Fred Thompson vs.... well, anybody. * Moby vs. Ahab * Kirk vs. Picard (you KNOW it's true) * Internet porn vs. everything else you CLAIM to be using the internet for. Anyone else got a comparison? 61 Responses To "Lost Their Freakin' Minds, They Did"
Mary Katharine Ham vs. Helen Thomas Condoleezza Rice vs. Madeleine Albright #1 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on July 3, 2008 11:20 AM...and this from a lame candidate whose only experience is "community activist." Isn't that what Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson do? That's not even a real job. #3 - Posted by: Son of Bob on July 3, 2008 11:30 AMAmerican Military vs. French Military Bill Clinton vs. Doritos Al Gore vs. Science John McClane vs. Michael Moore John Wayne vs. Code Pink Blue Ray vs. Betamax Waffles vs. Reporters' questions Flag Pins vs. False Patriotism Not the xxx I knew vs. long-time advisor/mentor/campaign contributor Bitter vs. Honkey, Cracker, etc. Flip vs. Flop #5 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 3, 2008 11:38 AMTanya Harding vs a kneecap #6 - Posted by: on July 3, 2008 11:39 AMJittery Horses vs. Superman Common sence vs. Daily KOS Donald Rumsfeld vs. Cindy Sheehan #7 - Posted by: BigRichardSmall on July 3, 2008 11:50 AMIf Obama wins edition: Living in mud huts vs. Drilling for oil Nuclear weapons detonated in U.S. cities vs. Fighting terrorists Robert Mugabe vs. Prosperity Islam vs. Humanity Universal Heath Care vs. Actual Health Care #8 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 3, 2008 11:55 AMLike Scott Ott vs. Al Franken Like a Hellfire vs. a technical Like an unrestrained Frank vs. the Moon Like a school of minnows vs. Aquaman Like Thomas Sowell vs. Paris Hilton locked in a deathmatch battle of wits 1972 Dolphins vs. 2007 Dolphins Casablanca vs. any movie with Paris Hilton G.I. Joe vs. the Carebears The original Star Wars trilogy vs. the prequels The Superbowl vs. a Lifetime-original-made-for-tv-movie Any other super hero vs. Aquaman Reagan vs. Mondale Heck, Reagan vs. anybody in the Democratic party, past, present, or future U.S Marines vs. KOS kids #10 - Posted by: Ernie Loco on July 3, 2008 12:12 PMlike frank j vs harvey... no wait, those two are the same person... sorry. how do you play this game again? #11 - Posted by: shane on July 3, 2008 12:18 PMIMAO.US vs. moveon.org #12 - Posted by: KarlJ on July 3, 2008 12:48 PMGood post Harvey, but I am compelled to take serious issue with the title. Logically one can not lose something that one did not possess in the first place. #13 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on July 3, 2008 12:52 PMI remember John Kerry ran for President exclusively on his military service. You're right, a long line of pure, uncut, Colombian bam bam stupid. #15 - Posted by: Jared on July 3, 2008 01:15 PMPaultards vs sanity Tiger Woods vs everyone else in the PGA Amy Winehouse vs sobriety Al Franken vs the IRS O.J. Simpson vs jugulars Fossil fuel vs windmills Code Pink vs USMC #16 - Posted by: Notpaul on July 3, 2008 01:58 PMI take issue with your taking issue, Brian. The post clearly states they have "freakin' minds", (no doubt due to the residual effects of previous ingestion of massive amounts of recreational pharmaceuticals), which they now have lost. Case closed. :) #17 - Posted by: ExurbanKevin on July 3, 2008 02:04 PMChuck Norris vs. any freakin' body Me vs. you and how many Marines?? #18 - Posted by: Yojimbo on July 3, 2008 02:06 PMI think you just spoiled the ending of Moby Dick for me. #19 - Posted by: Simons on July 3, 2008 02:19 PMGrilled Ball Park Franks vs cold Vienna Sausages "The Sands of Iwo Jima" vs "Jarhead" "Iron Man" vs "The Incredible Hulk II" (or I for that matter) A Lazy Boy vs plastic lawn chair Sex with anyone vs how Harvey usually spends his Saturday nights #21 - Posted by: FormerHostage on July 3, 2008 03:04 PMBoy Scouts vs the United Nations Ghostbusters vs Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man
Roadrunner vs Coyote see also Robot Chicken's "Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught On Tape!" #23 - Posted by: Cyrus on July 3, 2008 03:12 PMLiberalism vs any form of actual thinking #24 - Posted by: pinged on July 3, 2008 03:31 PMProfessor Chaos vs. Applebee's Flock of pigeons vs. Chrysler Sebring Barack's head vs. a bucket #25 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on July 3, 2008 04:34 PMMargaret Thatcher vs. Hilary Clinton IMAO.US vs. moveon.org exactly!! The difference is this site is funny and outrageous on purpose, that site is actually serious lol. #28 - Posted by: mateo r on July 3, 2008 06:09 PMMichael Moore (or Rosie O'Donnell) vs. a McDonald's The Killer Rabbit vs. Jimmy Carter The Killer Rabbit vs. the Knights of the Round Table in hand to hand combat #29 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on July 3, 2008 06:32 PMJohn Wayne vs Johnny Depp #30 - Posted by: Dave on July 3, 2008 06:34 PM* the definition of the word "is" vs. Bill Clinton * Strawberry Shortcake vs. John Edwards * Medal of Honor vs. Pac Man * A pliable rectum vs. John Aravosis- see below "A lot of people don't know… that McCain made a propaganda video for the enemy while he was in captivity," wrote Americablog's John Aravosis. "Putting that bit of disloyalty aside, what exactly is McCain's military experience that prepares him for being commander in chief?" "Getting shot down, tortured, and then doing propaganda for the enemy is not command experience," Aravosis wrote in the blog post, entitled "Honestly, besides being tortured, what did McCain do to excel in the military?" Somebody please give me 5 minutes alone with this son of a bitch. While I'm not a fan of McCain, I know he deserves better than that. I wish the same experiences would happen to Aravosis & then we'll see how many patriotic films he makes for his captors. Hell, he'd probably succumb to Stockholm syndrome in the first hour, the little bitch. #31 - Posted by: AlanABQ on July 3, 2008 07:03 PMDr. Strangelove vs. Ambassador Pissantski but I boast Plum Island vs. Disneyland Like Reagan v. Carter #34 - Posted by: J R Folse on July 3, 2008 10:02 PMOkay, late in the game, but here we go: Richard Gere vs. a gerbil Particle Man vs Universe Man Picard vs Kirk (the real truth) #37 - Posted by: nyexpat on July 4, 2008 12:33 AMParticle Man vs Universe Man I thought Triangle Man won that battle... #38 - Posted by: ExurbanKevin on July 4, 2008 12:43 AMKirsten Dunst? The human jack o'lantern? That's really a coin flip vs Botox Pelosi. #39 - Posted by: What the ...? on July 4, 2008 01:37 AMLike Ron Paul vs. the other anti-Constituionalists
http://www.campaignforliberty.com/blog/?p=115 #40 - Posted by: Xenophon on July 4, 2008 01:38 AMCommon sense vs. the current Republican party, Pawn Paul zombies, the DNC, and "Scientology". #41 - Posted by: AlanABQ on July 4, 2008 04:31 AM#38 - In the song Triangle Man picked fights with Particle Man and Person Man, which he easily won. "Universe Man, Universe Man! So, the largest mismatch I could think of was Particle Man vs Universe man. Bach v. The Sex Pistols is this really about phil collins? hmmm #45 - Posted by: on July 4, 2008 03:21 PMAh, when you said gravity vs, supermodel I FIRST thought you were referring to the inevitable sag... #46 - Posted by: Robert Arvanitis on July 4, 2008 09:43 PMAh, when you said gravity vs, supermodel I FIRST thought you were referring to the inevitable sag... #47 - Posted by: Robert Arvanitis on July 4, 2008 09:43 PMBatman Begins vs. Batman & Robin That's not a pistol, that's a revolver. And you call yourself a homicidal right-wing baby-eating death cultist? For shame! Anyway, to join in: Like C4 vs. Silly Putty. #49 - Posted by: Mitch on July 4, 2008 11:25 PMBruce Lee vs. Mr. Han Fred Thompson vs. Hippies Jack. #51 - Posted by: Jack Deth on July 5, 2008 12:26 PMUs vs Them. #52 - Posted by: Mike on July 6, 2008 01:47 AMOK, I have to admit that I didn't get this one: "Kirsten Dunst vs. Nancy Pelosi" I couldn't find someone who isn't an airheaded, naive, dolt on either side of the equation. #53 - Posted by: Brian on July 6, 2008 09:51 AMBrian - Touche. However, I was referring strictly to the visual. #54 - Posted by: Harvey on July 6, 2008 11:37 AMHarvey vs. Hollywood Harvey vs. Hollywood and Shakespeare Harvey vs. Hollywood, Shakespeare and Douglas Adams Harvey vs. Hollywood, Shakespeare, Douglas Adams and the person who wrote Patti Smiths' "25th Floor" .... (Patti Smith, for those who care} Harvey vs. .... oops that last one was a draw Limits vs. Harvey #55 - Posted by: Dohtimes on July 6, 2008 06:33 PMSanity vs. Ron Paul Combat Boots vs. Flip Flops Bill O'Reilly vs. Keith Olbermann Michael Moore vs. a box of Krispy Kreme donuts. Cujo vs. [insert rat dog breed here] We have a winner! #58 - Posted by: physics geek on July 7, 2008 02:25 PMThe Beatles vs Jesus... or SuperJesus. http://www.break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html #60 - Posted by: Sully on July 7, 2008 06:18 PMClint Eastwood vs. Spike Lee #61 - Posted by: VitaminTom on July 10, 2008 03:20 PMPost a comment
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