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July 10, 2008
Operation Helpful Idiot Results - Part 4
Posted by Harvey at 06:58 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (7)

Some Operation Helpful Idiot suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.

You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.



Thank yiu fir doing your best to help climate change. If WE all work togther im sure we can get this done.

Honestly, this is all Bush's fault for not letting Russia and Saudi Arbia have nukes. If they had nukes, it may be more dangers, but if there were less people, there would be less carbon pollution, which means that most of the world will be saved at the cost of a few. Also, a few nukes could raise up dust that covers the sky, blocking some of the sun's rays to offset this awful thing weve done.

Thank you, and see you soon!

Vote Obama!



Hello fellow greenie!

My suggestion is simple and something I already do.

I no longer place my recyclable materials outside for collection. Instead, I ride my bike the twenty-three miles (one way) to the collection facility to deliver them in person.

If everyone would do this, it would help in two ways:
1. It would get the smog producing co2 trucks off the road.
2. It would get people more exercise and a chance to enjoy mother nature.

Thank you so much for letting me be part of We. I'm so excited to be part of the solution!

Al Gore is my president!

Eltwom Patel
(Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning - Love)



Dear WE,
I would just like to say how proud I am of all that you have done to hlep stop the impedning global warming crisis. There are several things that you should be aware of tho. Every time a bottle or can of beer is opened, it releases naughty gasses that are ruining our childrens atmosphere. You should try to get congress to repeal or impeach the 21st ammendment, making prohibition active once again!!!1 As we all know, alcohol is also a huge contributer to violence and murder... almost as much as firearms! So banning alcohol and firearms will help the world's climate, and world peace. GO WE!!! I mean us.

Vote 4 Nader!
treelover81-89



Dear WE,

It's great that we have WE to help us coordinate all the initiatives that we need to solve this problem.

There is so much more that we can do if we just work together. Personally, I am involved in an awareness campaign called "Critical Mass". We ride bicycles in big groups right in the middle of the street. It slows down traffic and makes people drive slower (which
saves gas).

When we see a big SUV (like Tony Soprano drives) we get a few cyclists to surround the SUV and come to a complete stop. The SUV can't move. These 5 minute "time outs" are really getting the message across.

We should really make big SUV's illegal. If you need to fit a lot of stuff in your car, you should get a hybrid minivan. If you need to tow something, well, most of the stuff you tow is bad for the
environment (speedboats, snowmobiles).

Has WE looked into regulations that ban SUV's that get under 25mpg?

Thanks,

Cassidy
Rutgers, New Brunswick



Like those? Say so.

Think you can do better? Then do so.

Submit your Helpful Idiot suggestion for stopping evil climate change to the WEtard contact page, then send a copy to me at WEsistance@gmail.com for possible future publication at IMAO (if it doesn't suck too terribly bad).

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7 Responses To "Operation Helpful Idiot Results - Part 4"

"Cassidy" is brilliant. In fact I would not be surprised if that actually happened at Rutgers. They've had their share of odd leftivism over the years.

#1 - Posted by: nightfly on July 10, 2008 08:52 AM

Hey Harvey: don't look now, but your parody has been overcome by events:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2274995/Cow-farts-collected-in-plastic-tank-for-global-warming-study.html


(Sorry, I don't know how to paste an active link in here.)

I don't think you can make fun of these people anymore - they've gone too far without our help.

#2 - Posted by: George on July 10, 2008 10:25 AM

#2 - Posted by: George on July 10, 2008 10:25 AM

It's impossible. Just punch them.

#3 - Posted by: MarkoMancuso on July 10, 2008 10:37 AM

The sad thing is in State College, PA they actually have hippies who do ride around in packs on bikes and slow down traffic. I haven't seen them surround any SUVs but they are incredibly annoying. They also carry illegible signs which are almost impossible to decipher. Something about impeachment, green energy, and global warming.

#4 - Posted by: AF on July 10, 2008 02:04 PM

Say this out loud:
I am We todd ed
I am We todd ed
I am sofa king We todd ed

#5 - Posted by: innominatus on July 10, 2008 02:14 PM

Re Cassidy, I think critical mass is a great idea!!!! WE have a very active chapter in Austin too and WE ride around protesting the lack of bike lanes holding up traffic for hours. Being from Texas, the land of the free and home of the brave WE usually find the biggest four wheel drive SUV or truck to give a "time out" to. I like to get the ones with the big mud tires and the big iron bumpers, those guys wave and bounce around like crazy they are so happy to see us... I mean WE!!!!

#6 - Posted by: rignerd on July 10, 2008 02:41 PM

Road rage meets road kill. Highway Patrol rules, 'Mercy Killing'. No charges filed. The people rejoice.

#7 - Posted by: 4 of 5 on July 11, 2008 11:26 PM
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