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July 12, 2008
Operation Helpful Idiot Results - Part 5
Posted by Harvey at 06:02 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (7)

NOTE: I'm posting these in the order they arrived in my inbox. I'm somewhere around July 7th right now. I have to say that so far I've been consistently delighted with the entries.

Some Operation Helpful Idiot suggestions for your reading pleasure. Actual authors may claim credit in the comments if they choose.

You may safely assume that all typos were intentional.



Since the Democratic National Convention is bringing a huge amount of carbon into the Denver area, and Denver already has huge amounts of pollution anyway from being in a valley, It would be fantastic if the Democratic National Committee would build giant solar-powered turbines to put on top of some of the taller buildings downtown. These turbines would suck polluted air through a filter that would take all the pollution particles out of the air and leave clean fresh air. It would be a really nice way for us to give a lasting gift to the city of Denver for hosting the convention.

--Ami Horowitz



The trees are being cut down and we are all running out of oxygen! We need more oxygen to live. Gakkk Gakkkk. I can feel my brain running low on oxygen. Please give more attention to the trees before we all lose our ability to think clearly.
-Raiinbo Rice


Dear WE,

I am so excited to hear about your organization and me and my freinds will all join you to STOP GLOBAL WARMING NOW!

Is there a place for suggestions for the WE effort? I am always coming up with ideas for ways that WE can reduce global gas emmisions, among other things. For instance, I heard that GM had an electric car back in the 90s and they were all mysteriously recalled and no one knows why, but it is rumored that the big oil companies paid off GM because of how much that would hurt the oil industry. Why doesn't anyone form an investigative committee to find out what really happened concerning these charges? Electric cars would go a long way towards reducing our dependence on big oil and would reduce our carbon footprint immediately.

I have lots of other ideas and would love to share them with you if you think that would be helpful. Please let me know who to contact.

Your supporter in the WEvolution!

Barry Love



Wow, my frined told me about you guys, and you are just so awesome!
I have so many ideas to help with climate change, but I'm not a scientist, so I don't know if they would work or anything.
But something totally has to be done because the earth is going to melt. And that would really suck.
OK, fiist I was watching An Inconvenent Truth the other day for like the 11th time. It's so hard to understand all the science! LOL I did go to college for teaching, but it was too hard. ( i'm sad about that because I really wanted to inspear some little kids). I was thinking that in the 70's when all the carbon stuff starting filling our air was the time that we started using micrawave ovens. We shoudl totally stop that.
My mom says discos started in the 70's (shes a republican so I don't know if its the truth or not) and i think that maybe there was some weird connection from all the dry ice ad polyester used in discos and the atmosfere. Or maybe the beat of the music unbalanced the earth. I hope we dont' have to elimnate disco, cuz I like it and my hairdresser is gay, but i would be willing to give it up if it saved the earth. I don't wear polyestere so that would be ok.
I think too that we should go faster to the immishons of the car speed into the atmospfere like the spaceshuttle. And we should get out of Irak...my boyfriend says it's only about oil anyway. That's ok though becuase my car uses gas not oil.
Thank you for listening and saving our planet. You totally Rock!!!
Peacefull Vally


Like those? Say so.

Think you can do better? Then do so.

Submit your Helpful Idiot suggestion for stopping evil climate change to the WEtard contact page, then send a copy to me at WEsistance@gmail.com for possible future publication at IMAO (if it doesn't suck too terribly bad).

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7 Responses To "Operation Helpful Idiot Results - Part 5"

"That's ok though becuase my car uses gas not oil."

I laughed so hard at this that I died a little inside.

#1 - Posted by: branden on July 12, 2008 08:47 PM

"That's ok though becuase my car uses gas not oil."

I laughed so hard at this that I died a little inside

Your welcome.....I do hope you feel better soon!

#2 - Posted by: PammyV on July 12, 2008 09:41 PM

"That's ok though becuase my car uses gas not oil."

That is definitely the best line in the entire thing. That's absolutely hilarious.

#3 - Posted by: Joel on July 12, 2008 11:34 PM

Holy crap, that last one was amazing.

#4 - Posted by: Narfmaster on July 13, 2008 01:42 AM

"It's so hard to understand all the science!...I did go to college for teaching...."

Spit my coffe out I was laughing so hard. I remember encountering education majors when I was going for my physics degree. Their stupidity made me homeschool my kids.

#5 - Posted by: dm60462 on July 13, 2008 02:14 PM

Bravo on the last one! (except I have my Masters in Education but the rest of it was too funny to hold a grudge...)

#6 - Posted by: beaglefiend on July 13, 2008 08:38 PM

OK, I'm taking credit..I wrote the last one. I thank you all for the kudos. I am humbled considering all the witty banter and edgey humor on this blog.

As a businees major, even we thought we were smarter than the ed majors (which isn't saying much). No offense to beaglefiend, I'm sure you are one of the few bright and caring teachers out, but that's one reason we homeschool.

#7 - Posted by: PammyV on July 13, 2008 10:29 PM
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